1025. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Priscilla.
You're listening to the show for the realest. Say goodbye. I almost forgot. Say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of reality. Okay. Yeah, I'm all over. Yep. Just fucking start the show, DJ. Jesus. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. Hello, children. There you go. I've been working all day. Hey, bro. It's been like three weeks straight of events every day. I was about to say, it's been a... Yeah, it's been a stretch. It's been a stretch.
I'm tired.
Forgive me. I'm tired, Grandpa. Yeah. My 180 IQ is now 160. Well, I mean, that's still good, though. That's the point. I see what you did there. I'm over here cackling. Yeah, man. What's going on, dog? Nothing, man. Yolk Fest back in action. I'm getting there. Yeah, bro. Ribs and dick this summer. That's it. That's the theme of the summer, actually. That's right. Ribs and dick. That's right. Summer 26. That's it. Plate's full. That sounds a little gay. summer 26 ribs and dick ribs and dick which comes first yeah well nobody said in that order you know i'm saying i mean if you ask bill cosby one has to go first oh shit man dude no it was a good day i woke up you know it's been i think it's been like a week or so since i sent you that uh that picture of me on the scale yeah right same weight
Oh, really? Yeah. And I ain't looked at it since. So we're still we're maintaining. We're good there. I got to keep going, though. Yeah. Well, you're getting to a point now where if you if you're lifting, which I haven't seen you lifting, you keep telling me you're lifting. I know you're lying. No, no, no, no, no. That's not bullshit. The other day I asked you if you worked out today and you said yes. And then I went back after I walked away because at the end of the day, here's what happened. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have witnesses. I have witnesses. Mm hmm. It was last week. Uh-huh. At the end of the day, I said, you trained today. What day was it? I don't know. I don't remember. Uh-huh. But I said, did you train today?
And you said, yeah. Uh-huh. And then I went back and I replayed the day. Okay. And I'm like, no, I was here early today. I was here early and I didn't see DJ in the gym. I didn't leave. Were you in the gym the whole time? I was here the whole time. Uh-huh. And but you weren't here the whole time. Because you were doing like training and other things like pistol training. So then I did all the math and I said, there's no way he trained. You didn't clarify what type of training. You certainly lied right to my face. No, no. You didn't clarify the type of training. Yeah. Yeah, I train every day, dog. All right. So now I know I got to watch out. How do you trust someone with your life when he's going to lie to your face?
Oh, no, no, no. Bullshit, dog. No, I got witnesses. I have an accountability partner. We work out. We got the MRF prep tomorrow. Yeah. Feel free to join us. You know, I'm getting it in. Okay. I'm getting it in. I'm just saying, last time you fucking... Got kind of in shape. You got fat again. No, no. I think this is the furthest. Look, Shaq. Yeah. I'm like one for 2000. Yeah. How do you understand why I never play basketball? Listen, I did it, dude. It's not my blood. It's right. Oh, shit, man. No, man. Everything is good, though, dude. You better keep going. Not get fat again, bro. We're keeping it cruising, dog. Keep moving, bro. I got I have no choice. I have no choice. You told me you would fire me.
I will.
Yeah. Got to stay with it, dog. Yeah, dude. It's been a minute, guys. I know it's been a minute. We've been working. But, you know, one of the last shows we did, we were talking about the He-Man show. You remember that? I do. Yeah. I do. And you remember what you told the people? I did. I did. I told them that He-Man was the greatest. That's right. And that Man of Arms was my favorite. That's right. That's right. And they came out with the new Hellcat Man. Hellcat Man. Hellcat Man showed up the next day. That's right. The brand new Hellcat Man. But dude, we got really good people to listen to the show, dude. And you told them not to send you anything.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:04–22:00
2
How does Trump’s gas tax suspension impact Americans?
22:00–46:47
3
What insights are shared about political accountability?
46:47–48:38
4
How does Shane Gillis's humor provoke reactions?
48:38–50:45
5
What are the implications of Rachel Dolezal's identity?
50:45–52:46
6
How do the hosts reflect on the nature of comedy?
52:46–1:27:47
Speakers
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