831. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Sits Down With Hannity, ICE Arrests Illegal Migrants & Agency Caught Deploying Sneaky Tactics
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. We're just going to get right into it, man. Don't forget to pay the fee. Share the show. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up? Shortest intro ever. 22 seconds.
Yeah, that's pretty short. Donald Trump is your president. Bro, people get mad. People get a little, I mean, mad. It's not many of them though, right?
No, because everybody has come to their senses except the literally mentally ill people. I feel like it's the same amount of people that are mad that were mad in like 2020. You know what I think? You know what I'm saying? Fuck them. Yeah, I agree. That's what I think. I agree. I like seeing them mad. yeah well you know what i figured out about myself i've always tried to be this nice person and make everybody like me and i'm just figured out i'm a natural villain i am it's easier for me to be the villain people want to fucking hate me yeah so i'll fucking fuck you you enjoy watching pain and so i've just accept i've accepted it now yeah bro you know people fucking always trying to tear me down yeah fuck with me and shit and now i'm just like you know what
I get it. Fuck you, bro. When I was younger, you know, like those like 2 a.m. commercials and shit would come on when like the feed the children commercials go on. I laugh, you know, because I kind of understand where you're coming from.
What were you laugh about?
Like that, like the fact that I had food and they did.
Dude, that's fucked up. That's fucking wrong.
You just said the same thing. No, I didn't.
I said I'm just accepting that I'm the villain. So I was actually going to be it. I know. But like you get like that's actual village. Yeah. I'm just saying I'm accepting the perception, right? I read the comments on some of these clips that go viral, and I'm like, holy shit, man.
I was young.
Y'all motherfuckers don't like me very much. I'm like, all right. You know, fucking say something on the show, get yelled at. Everybody hates you. They want to take all your shit. Well, then fuck off. I get it. Same, same. I get it. Little kids starve.
It's all the same.
Fuck, dude.
I'll be eating a bag of Cheerios or some shit. Bro. You weren't even having Cheerios. We didn't have shit. You didn't have Cheerios. I was almost there.
You didn't have Cheerios. You had like the fuck, whatever.
We had Fruit Circles.
Yeah, Fruit Circles.
Yeah, Fruit Circles. Yeah, bro. I mean, I had them. They didn't. You know what I'm saying? Like, it is what the fuck it is. I'm sorry. I thought, listen, I thought we'd be invulnerable.
You're talking about, I'm just, I'm saying, I'm saying something different than you're saying. That's okay. Same thing. Mm-hmm.
What's going on, man? We got a lot of stuff to cover, guys. Yeah, dude. Plethora. Some girth today.
Man, there's a lot going on.
A lot going on. We're going to cover just about all of it. All right. So let's get this cruise on the road here. I wanted to bring up something. I got a couple of things for you. But first, you know, the TikTok situation is interesting, right? Is it still going? Yeah. It's like, yeah. Is it still up? Well, kind of. If you had it, it is. If you didn't have it, it's not. So you can't go get it? You can't go download it, right? Really? And us, this country, America, it's a great country, right? People do some wild shit, and I guess it all results to capitalism, right? Go capitalism. Bro, people are selling their fucking phones on eBay with the TikTok app. Still downloaded on their phones right now. And I'm not talking just for a little bit. How much? Well, let's dive into it.
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