833. Andy & DJ CTI: Tech Stocks Lose $1T Over DeepSeek, Migrant Deportations & DEI Here To Stay?

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Andy Frisella 0:03
What is up guys, it's Andy for selling this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to
Andy Frisella 0:25
To motherfucking reality. Guys, today, we have Andy and DJ cruising the motherfucking internet. That's what we do. That's what we, uh, that's what? What was that? was that little crew i mean you know okay try something new every time all right well anyway uh i'll skip all the stuff and we'll just get straight to it uh share the show all right we we uh we need you to share it we don't run ads on the show or the biggest show in the world doesn't run ads so i ask very simply if you enjoy the show if it brings you value if it makes you laugh it makes you think If you learn something, if you think your dumbass friends need to hear it, do us a favor and don't be a hoe. Share the fucking show, you motherfuckers. Yeah. What's up? Hey. Nothing. Tell them.
DJ 1:14
Let them know. It was in my heart, you know? You angry today or what? I mean, yeah. No. What are you angry about? No, I'm not angry. No, I was just like, I don't know. I just wanted to kind of rage a little bit there, you know? Just flex a little. Yeah, very rarely get hot on the mic.
Andy Frisella 1:27
Just remind everybody. I still got it. Got to let them know. Oh, it's in there. Let them know what time it is.
DJ 1:32
Hey, look, you take me out the hood. Yeah, but the hood's still in there. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Frisella 1:35
Yeah. It's in there. I got you. All right.
DJ 1:38
Oblock, bang, bang. Yeah, well, let's keep it under control today. Yeah, can't have too much ever come out. Yeah. People's wallets go missing. That's right. What's going on, my man? I didn't bring my wallet in the room. Smart. Yeah. Smart. I know where it's at. What's going on, though, man?
Andy Frisella 1:58
Nothing. Yeah. Just, you know. It's Tuesday. Being a podcaster, YouTuber. Yeah. Definitely not a real business guy. No business.
DJ 2:07
Didn't do any real business today. No business today, actually. Yeah.
Andy Frisella 2:10
So, yeah, that's pretty much me.
DJ 2:13
Everything good, though? Yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's Tuesday. Tuesday. Yeah, that's how British people say it. Tuesday? It's Tuesday, isn't it? Oh. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it is Tuesday. It is? No, it's actually Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah, so this show's coming out tomorrow. It's Wednesday.
Andy Frisella 2:28
Mm-hmm.
DJ 2:29
Yep. Yep. Got a lot of interesting shit, man. You want to take a little cruise with me? Yeah, dude. I do. Yeah? Yep. I wouldn't want anybody else to do it with me. Bro, are you on drugs today or what?
Andy Frisella 2:44
What the fuck's wrong with you? How many dicks you suck yesterday?
DJ 2:51
Man, you know what?
Andy Frisella 2:52
Not enough, huh?
DJ 2:52
Because you still want to. Let's get into it, man. Guys, before headlines, got a little something for you. This was interesting. And not for a while, you think. I don't even know how to pronounce her name, I'll be honest. Sigourney Weaver. You know her? Yeah, bro. That's the girl from Alien. Okay. All right. So she, apparently she was like doing some, she has like a new play or something like she's doing. And it got disrupted by confetti shooting eco protesters. So we've seen these people, right? You've seen the stop the oil, just stop oil people, right? We've covered them. They're, you know, they're interesting. Yeah.
Andy Frisella 3:32
I mean, they're wild. Bro, if you vandalize property like that, And you should go to jail for 10, 15 years minimum. I think public lashing.
DJ 3:40
Plus jail. Bring that shit back. Yeah. I mean, because, bro, they do weird shit, all right? Like, these motherfuckers are the ones super gluing their hands to the counters. Just cut their hands off. They're fucking... Okay. They're zip-tying their necks to... Cut his head off.
Andy Frisella 3:57
I mean, look, man, these people are insane. I'm tired of them fucking with society all the time. They're wild, bro. Stay out of the road. You're not important. Eat some fucking protein, man. You look like powder. You know what I'm saying? Why do all these people, why are they all see-through, dude? You know what I'm saying? Like, why is it everybody that tells you to be vegan or fucking, you know... They look miserable.

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