836. Andy & DJ CTI: Elon Musk Shuts Down USAID, D.C. Plane Crash & Democrats Mocked
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do.
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Yeah. What's up, man? What's going on, brother? Oh, not much. Yeah? It's warm. It's warm outside. It's there, but, you know, I got to ruin it. We got some more snow coming. Uh-uh.
When?
Next Wednesday. Really? Yeah, bro. Like two days from now? No, no, next Wednesday. Oh, okay. You're a week ahead, huh? But the temperatures are going to start dropping like this Friday.
how much snow well they got i it would be enough to sled no it'd be like that same we had i found um i found the my sleds in the barn oh yeah the haunted barn oh so i bought these uh you know those metal saucers you know like a trash can lids sort of okay but they're like you know the saucers like those are the best sleds dude the saucers you like to sled on saucers I don't think you know about it because at your age they made you wear a bubble suit and a helmet to go down the hill on these things.
You know actually what we used to do? So, like, I grew up in the city, right? You know, the city has alleys and the big dumpsters. We used to break the big fucking plastic lids off the dumpsters and use those.
That's kind of a... That would be a pretty good sled. Oh, they were great. Because they're... They were great. You know, they're concave. Aerodynamic. Yeah. Have little rivets. So, this is the same kind of thing, but it's for white people. Got it. Okay. So, it's a metal saucer. Uh-huh. And... uh you never seen christmas vacation where clark griswold puts his secret uh schnola wax yeah and then he goes real fast gotcha okay that's what it is but dude i'm super like i bought these things like 10 years ago because i was like oh they probably don't make them anymore and i found them and i bought like six of them yeah yeah right And I just found them in the barn. So I'm like waiting for the right snow. And we're going to get busy. You got a nice little hill you could do too. Dude, that one in the front where all the deer are. You got a nice hill. Yeah. But see, I don't want to walk up it. That's the worst part, bro.
That's why I don't ever want to go do that shit.
You got to have someone with a rope. We got to do luxury. We got to get the UTV to drive us back and forth.
And have the heater on. Or we could put like attach a rope to it and use the Hummer to fucking winch us back up. That would take a long time. That's true. Just use it side by side. Yeah, that's true. Work smarter, not harder.
That's what it is.
I like it, man.
What's going on in the world today, man? I mean, it seems like there's so much going on, it's hard to keep up.
Well, listen. I mean, the last CTI we did, it was not as girthy. This one's going to be, we got the girth back. Okay. Because we do have a lot to cover. All right. There's a lot to cover in this episode. We're going to choke motherfuckers with our girth. With the girth. Yep. Gobble, gobble. Mm-hmm. I wish it were Thanksgiving. All right. Yeah. But first, before we even get into that, Andy, you know, we talk about this a lot. You know, you talk about, you know, just the culture of the country, right, obviously. And with that, we talk about clothing and dress. You know what I'm saying? And there's some standards that should be set. And I think, you know, hopefully the country will get back on track.
But I think there was kind of like a step backwards thing. This past weekend. Did you see Kanye's chick? Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about it here briefly. Kanye West, his wife, shocks onlooker, shows up to Grammy's red carpet completely nude.
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