842. Andy & DJ CTI: Canadians Boo U.S. Anthem, Corruption Floodgates & 60 Minutes Caught In Major Lie
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Who are Andy and DJ, and what is CTI?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. Welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking living man. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for, Cruz the Internet. Let's just get into it, dude. Don't forget to pay the fee. We don't run ads on the show. If the show makes you think, makes you laugh, gives you new perspective, if it helps you learn some stuff, Help us grow the show by sharing it, all right? Don't be a hoe.
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All right. What's up? What's going on, Uncle Andy? Oh, not much.
What? You're definitely like unk status. No. No? That's a good thing. Unk status is a good thing. No. No?
Mm-mm.
What's your status? Big bro. Big bro?
Yeah.
I wasn't saying to me. I was saying like in general, like unk status is a good thing.
Unk status is a good thing, too.
Yeah. Unk sounds old. No, bro, everybody got that one cool-ass uncle. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Whatever, man. What's going on in the world? We got some shit going on? Dude, we got some stuff.
What's up with you? Nothing much, man. Just doing the thing. Nephew. All right. I got something new for you guys. Got a brand new segment. Yep. Yep. We got a brand new segment sponsored by Peasant Water. Okay. Pezante. Pezante right here. Got the best shit. Brand new segment coming to you guys right now. This segment's called Inspired by Kamala. Oh, man. All right. Well, I brought up the thing about Uncle because Kamala was described as a drunk auntie this past weekend. Kamala Harris mocked as drunk auntie for nonsensical word solid speech to cast of A Wonderful World, the Louis Armstrong musical. Inspired by Kamala. Let's check this out.
For those rights to be maintained, which means we have to be vigilant. And it's just the nature of it. I mean, it's this beautiful play and everything that we know he ended it. He was suppressed. He had to suppress so much. But he knew and he took those risks. But we have to be a clear eye. And it doesn't mean we don't see the beauty in everything. Right? These things all coexist.
But I believe we fight for something, not against something. And that's our optimism, right? Thank you so much. Thank you.
Oh, man. I'm so inspired. Me too. Fighting for the rights. What rights are you fighting for that you do not have? I would like to hear those. We're fighting for the wrongs of the rights, Andy. I'd also like to hear what it was that you did or drank before you started speaking because I potentially may want some.
What do you think is her go-to? Because, listen, I think everybody thinks that she's drinking some high-shelf, top-dollar stuff. She's giving some serious- Nah, she's from the streets, bro.
Yeah. She's drinking street shit.
MD 2020.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Mad dog. Mad dog. She got that mad dog in there. Yeah.
So it's cocaine too. That's a cocaine person. You could tell from looking at her that she's on coke right now. It's the jaw. Yeah. And on top of this- You really couldn't understand a word she fucking said, like at all. And I love how they continue to say these things like we're fighting for our rights. What rights? The right for you and all your friends to steal all our money and funnel it to yourself? Is that the rights that you're fighting for? Because those are the only rights that you seem to be upset about that anybody, you know. That you're going to be losing. Yeah. Like, you let all these people in on the border intentionally. You screwed up our economics intentionally. You propagated us intentionally with our own money. Okay? There's nothing that you have done or want to do that is in the interest of us at all. And it doesn't matter who you are or where you come from, or if you voted for her or didn't vote for her, these people, her group, They exist for themselves.
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