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What are Andy and DJ discussing in today's episode?
What is up, guys? You're listening to Andy Purcella here, and we have Bruised the Internet.
Don't forget to share the show. Don't be the hoes. Don't be a hoe. Yep. All right. What's up? What's going on, dude? Nothing, man. Yeah? Just trying a new spicy intro for everybody today. Yeah, the whole enchilada.
I just gave it to them. Yep. That's a new term I learned from Keith. You never heard that before? The whole enchilada? Yeah. Well, no. It's a mountain bike trail thing. It's a what? Mountain bike trail.
You've never heard the saying, the whole enchilada? No. Not like that. That's because you got a little half enchilada. I got a little tamale. Yeah. If we were you, we'd be saying, I'm giving you part of the enchilada.
Yeah. Not an enchilada over here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, man. Dude, we got a good little- I'm going to give you the taquito.
Taquitos are good. Yeah. I'm going to give you the half taquito. If it were Dave, he'd be saying, I'm going to give him the egg roll. Spring roll. Yeah, spring roll. Spring roll. If it were me, I'd say the cannoli. Isn't that about the same size?
No. You don't even know what I'm talking about. I know what cannolis are. What? Those are like the pastry, like the crispy pastry filled with like the white shit. Oh, damn. That's right. Walked right into that one.
Yep. Yep.
All right. All right. DJ Lo's cannolis. No, I actually don't. I actually don't like them at all, actually. That's a fucking lie. No, it's real, bro. I don't like the cannolis. They're not good. I've never, and like, listen, for like, you know. I can tell from looking at you, bro. Bullshit.
No. Bullshit. This is a total lie. It's not. Cannolis are above the line for you.
They are not below the line. Listen, full disclosure, I've tried one, but I don't think it was like an original, you know what I'm saying, like Mamma Mia cannoli. I think that might be the difference. That sounds racist. What? That sounds racist. Well, I mean, it's historically accurate. I'm good with like food and fucking, you know, culture shit, right? Does the man like cannolis?
No. I agree.
I'm not here to hear this lie. How is that racist? Mamma Mia! I love experiencing other cultures' foods, man. I made a steak last night. I did an Indian twist on it, though. What'd you do? I took a shit, didn't wash my hands before I started cooking it.
Dude, that's fucking wrong. Zeeshan. You're going to let him disrespect your culture like that? I said that joke twice earlier already.
The joke was kind of funny. I laughed at it, but he said, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, three times.
This is one of the things he said before the show started.
Yes, just to test the temperature.
Got it.
And he said it's funny three times, so it was not funny anymore.
So is that what happens before I come in here?
Yeah.
So he tests all the jokes out?
Yeah, yeah. So then we filter out the worst ones. So he tries the best ones, which are still bad.
Yeah. And then he does them like three or four times.
Yes.
Because like when they don't laugh the first time, that's the indication to tell it again. Mm-hmm. Because they must not have heard it. You hear me. Yeah. Right, right, right. Got it.
That one was good, though. You liked that one. Yeah. You laughed at that one. Mm-hmm. That's good. I was laughing at you. No, man, we got a packed show today, man. We got a lot of stuff to talk about as usual. But, you know, I wanted to do some like, you know, going in the time machine with you for a minute and reminisce just a little bit before we get to our main headlines. Because I saw this thing come, this headline, I'm about to show you here. I saw this come out and I'm like, damn, man, like times have just changed. You know, this headline, and it's not, I mean, listen, I don't condone it at all, all right? But Ohio teacher pleads guilty to sex with student, right? And, like, we've been seeing, like, this is a new thing, I guess.
But I'm just trying to understand, like, bro, like, where was this, like, where was this energy when I was in school? You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, like, these teachers and shit now, like, bro, all my teachers. Well, I don't know.
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