868. Andy & DJ CTI: Florida State University Shooting, Blue Origin Returns Safely & Why Dems Lost Election

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Who are the hosts and what is their show about?

Andy Frisella 0:16
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of honor society, and welcome to Motherfucking Reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. Sorry for the only one CTI this week. It is what it is. I'm not a full-time podcaster or YouTuber. We'll just get right into it, guys. Don't forget to share the show. No commercials on this show. Biggest show in the world with no commercials. This is a deal. This is a quid pro quo. We don't run ads. You share the show. So don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up?
DJ 0:59
What's going on, man?
Andy Frisella 1:00
Nothing.
DJ 1:01
Dude, I'm over here dying. Huh? You're dying? Yeah. Dude, I don't know what it is. Something got me. Can you hear me? I'm a little nose forward. No. No. you know i've been dying bro body hurts well you sick i think so yeah i think so it's madat's fault i called it bro i called it he's gonna say it's not but he took the keith has cancer because of madat is that true that true so what's happening no nothing much man a lot of stuff uh Got a couple of stuff to talk about, man. Some things to discuss. Yeah, I bet we didn't get to cover anything this week. Yeah, you know, but it's all good. How are you doing? You good? Yeah. Anything new? Nope. I want to drink out of this fucking thing the whole episode, but my right hand is a little tight.
Andy Frisella 1:57
Yeah, it's all that beating off. I don't know about that. You know, there's a viral video of me drinking out of that cup on the internet.
DJ 2:04
No, I haven't seen it yet. Yeah. I haven't seen it.
Andy Frisella 2:08
You picked it up, no problem. What do you think? I didn't have to pick it up, bro. I just thought about it, and it came up on its own. Is that what it was? Yeah. This fucking thing's heavy, man.
DJ 2:17
Yeah.
Unidentified Guest 2:18
Yeah.
DJ 2:19
Mm-hmm. No, man, we got something. I wanted to bring something up for you, though, because I know you're a car guy. What exactly does that mean first?

What does being a 'car guy' mean and what are the latest car news?

Andy Frisella 2:28
Like, what does being a car guy mean? It means being passionate about cars outside of the realm of just using them for basic transportation. That's the first thing it means. Okay. Second thing it means is you're not gay. Yeah. Wait. Okay. All right.
DJ 2:45
Okay.
Andy Frisella 2:46
Yeah. That's pretty much it.
DJ 2:47
All right. Well, you like cars. I do. You like cars. You don't have to have nice cars to be a car guy.
Andy Frisella 2:52
No. Not at all. Right? Yeah. Okay. All right. No, you can be... It's an aspirational hobby. You know what I mean? Like... When you're young. It's like Pokemon. I don't know. I don't know anything about Pokemon. I don't think it's like cars though. We got to catch them all. It's like a, I aspire to catch them all.
DJ 3:12
Do you guys write this dude's fucking jokes? No bro. It's fuck. I'm just, it's a metaphor. I get it. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Same, same.
Andy Frisella 3:20
No, but you know, Why do you stop? Cause it's not the same. Okay. All right. You can't compare Pokemon to fucking cars. Car guy culture. Car guy culture is, is you see a new car.
DJ 3:35
Oh my goodness. I want that car.
Andy Frisella 3:37
Yeah. Car guy culture is like, uh, It's probably the most inclusive culture that I think exists because no one cares who you are, what race you are. They don't care. They care about the cars.
DJ 3:50
Yeah, that's real.
Andy Frisella 3:51
This is a Pokemon. It's a good connector. No, it's not Pokemon.
DJ 3:54
Well, Hennessey came out with a new car. So are you familiar with, obviously, Hennessey Performance, right? Yeah. They got a new car.
Andy Frisella 4:01
Yeah.
DJ 4:02
And they're saying that it's the world's most powerful production gas car. The Venom F5. Now, I guess let's go through it, and then you tell me if it's bullshit or not, though. Like, is this something that's, like, realistic? You know, because they're saying 0 to 200 in 10.3 seconds. I feel like the bug's faster.
Andy Frisella 4:23
I don't know the zero to 200 time in the bug because I was too busy not trying to kill myself. But yeah, no, that's a very fast car. Really? Yeah. 1,800 horsepower? Yeah, it's very fast. I've got a buddy who has one.
DJ 4:42
He has one of these? Mm-hmm. No shit. What do these things cost? I think they're like two to three million. Jesus. Yeah. They're called the Fury V8.

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