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Who are the hosts discussing sports and their personal favorites?

Andy Frisella 0:03
What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest sake of out of the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today
DJ 0:27
We have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz the internet. We're going to put some shit up here on the screen. We're going to talk about what's going on. We're going to speculate on what's true and what we think is really going on. And then we're going to talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. If you're unfamiliar with the show, where have you been? This is the coolest show in the world. We don't run ads. We make you a deal. We don't run ads. You share the show. That's how it works here, okay? So biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. Everything I say is my own opinion.
DJ 1:04
No one is telling us what to say. We are just saying it. Yeah. It's sad. So while you try to interpret who's bought and paid for and who's what, giving you information you can know right here, then I pay my own shit. All right? I am bought. Huh? I'm bought. Yeah, you are. But anyway, don't be a hoe.
Andy Frisella 1:27
Shut up. Shut up.
DJ 1:28
All right.
Andy Frisella 1:28
Yeah, man. What's going on, man?
DJ 1:30
Nothing. What's up, dude?
Andy Frisella 1:31
All right. You got a little matchy-matchy with the hats, man.
DJ 1:33
Oh, yeah.
Andy Frisella 1:33
Yeah, that's cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what's up. Anything that made you pick that one in particular? Well, I mean, it was your phone call this morning. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it said, hey, we got to dress alike. I did call you. Yeah. You put the special underwear on, too? Yeah. Yeah, all right, cool. Let's see. I'll show you later. What's going on, man?
DJ 1:55
Nothing, just doing a thing, man.
Andy Frisella 1:57
Yeah.
DJ 1:57
Yeah. What's going on in the world? I've been busy.
Andy Frisella 2:00
Yeah, a lot. You know, let's just get right into it. Slavery ended. It did? Officially. Okay. A while ago. That's good. Yeah. We fought. I fought with you. Some people fought. I fought against you. You know what I mean? It was like a thing. But we got the NFL draft going on tonight, first day.
DJ 2:18
What's wrong with you? All right, Colin Kaepernick.
Andy Frisella 2:24
Yeah, same, same. You know, it's crazy, though, because sports has been very politicized. And I've been turned off by it, for sure. I think most people have. But there are some cool things that are happening, I guess. There's some cool young bucks that are coming up. Who is your favorite, I guess, NFL player of all time? Of all time? I guess your era. Mike Allstott? No, he played running back for the Buccaneers. The big dude with the fucking... Fuck, yeah.
DJ 2:59
Yeah, that was a big boy. Oh, yeah.
Andy Frisella 3:01
Yeah.
DJ 3:01
Bro, you go Google Mike Allstott and watch his highlight reels.
Andy Frisella 3:05
Yeah, he had the fucking roll cage on his back.
DJ 3:07
Yeah, neck roll. The neck roll. That was the shit back in the day, bro. If you didn't have a neck roll, you were a bitch. Yeah?
Unidentified Guest 3:12
Yeah.
DJ 3:14
Bro, his straight, dude... Just a different kind of dude.
Andy Frisella 3:19
It was different back then. I mean, football was just different back then, for sure. Yeah, it was, like, way more physical, you know. A lot of those guys are fucked up now, though, man. Yeah. The TBIs and shit. You know, so, like, I mean, I get the argument of, like, making the sport safer, but it's just, like, it's still football, bro. Yeah.
DJ 3:37
Yeah, bro, Mike Allstyle was awesome. He played for Purdue, went to the Tampa Bay Bucks. He trained for football by pushing his Jeep down the football field and shit. That's crazy. Yeah, he's just a different kind of player. They don't make him like that no more. Fuck no. No, they don't. Well, dude, and also, like, it was just different. It was a different era of football. Like, now the athletes are so fast. And they're so big. And everybody's a tremendous athlete. Like, back then it was different. Like, you know, you didn't have linemen running fucking four eights and four sevens and shit. You know what I mean? Like, you just didn't have that. And it's just different, dude. It's just a different game. Everybody's too fast.

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