REAL AF with Andy Frisella
873. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Blue Suit At Pope's Funeral, Huge Power Outage Strikes Spain, Portugal And France & Virginia Giuffre Suicide
Tue, 29 Apr 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump's blue suit at the Pope's funeral drawing attention, the huge power outage that hit Spain, Portugal and France, and Virginia Giuffre's attorney revealing details of death casting doubt of suicide.
Chapter 1: Who are the main hosts of the show?
what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have andy and dj cruise the internet oh thank you that was enthusiastic all right i see how this is gonna go they complained yeah they complained
all right guys here's the deal all right if you're new to listening um we don't run ads on the show we're the biggest show in the world that does not run ads uh i do that because i don't want to answer to anybody it's really that simple uh we keep it real here and a lot of people don't like that so fortunately um i'm a successful businessman and i can afford to produce a show myself and uh that's what we do here but we do have a fee and the fee isn't
that you gotta send us money, okay? But if you do, we'll take it. But you don't have to. But it's really simple, guys. If we make you laugh and make you think, if we entertain you, if we give you a new perspective, if DJ tells a funny joke, Maybe not that one because he doesn't. But if it helps you in any way, shape, or form, please share the show, all right? We're trying to grow this show.
We want to influence people, make people better, make them laugh, and we need your help. So do us a favor and don't be a hoe.
Share the show.
All right. What's up, dude?
Repair the rations.
Yeah, repair it. See, it happened. Oh, there you go. Well, I guess I got to share it then. Start right out the gate. Yeah, man. What's going on with you, man? Just doing it, man. Getting excited, man. Got a lot of stuff I'm working on. We're working on, you know, fucking most excited I've been about business in a long time. Oh, shit. They better look out. Huh? They better look out. Oh, fuck.
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Chapter 2: What was the experience at the recent Cars and Coffee event?
That's not even relevant. It's not even a relevant conversation. Like, there's nothing they can do. They just concentrate on their own shit. Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's Monday when we're recording this car show yesterday. Dude, that was awesome. Fucking sick, man.
Bro, for those of you, I believe we're doing it every last Sunday of the month. We'll have a schedule on the first form, Instagram, and probably on website. But, dude, we have, you know, three big-ass buildings here in the office park that are all right next to each other if you've never been here. Massive parking lot. And, dude, it was pouring down rain, okay, for the entire time.
And it was packed. And not only was it packed, It was, everybody was having fun, dude. I almost feel like the rain made it better.
Well, dude, like I said, we were prepping it. I'm like, fuck, man. You think the rain's going to slow out the turnout a little bit? We're trying to get legit. Bro, no. It did not.
And I'll tell you what, guys, if you're from out of town, I've already had a bunch of my car buddies, my car buddies with big collections hit me up and say they're going to send cars in. So if you guys want to come in from out of town, man, one of these shows, I think you really enjoy it. But before we move on from this, I just want to say thank you to the St.
Louis community, the cars and coffee community. It was really cool, dude. It's one of the things I love about car culture and specifically our culture here in St. Louis. We have such... St. Louis gets a lot... We talk a lot of shit, right? And it gets a lot of national press, usually not that good.
But the truth of the matter is, bro, this is one of the fucking best people cities in the entire world. And seeing everybody come out and hang out, nobody gives a fuck where you're from or...
what your political views are or any of this um just come out and hang out and have a good time dude and it was awesome yeah i just really appreciate all you guys that showed up and uh i can't wait to spend some more time with you guys over the summer doing this it's going to be a lot of fun dude it was awesome it was awesome i was saying before we got got going i might i might want a hellcat now man
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Chapter 3: Can 100 men beat a gorilla in a fight?
They fucking convince the guys to run, and they say, oh, you're the bravest, when in reality, bro, they're just the dudes with the biggest balls. Fuck, man.
Like, imagine running towards that fucking thing, and you see one of those first guys just being flung around. Dude, fuck. Have you ever seen a gorilla's teeth? Oh, they got big teeth. Yeah, bro. Like, they fucking tear your arm off your body, dude. Well, I got a little video here. So this is like the, I guess, fast fun facts about gorillas, right?
So according to the Nguyen Hue Forest National Park, a silverback gorilla is stronger than 20 adult human beings combined.
Well, that's regular humans.
It's not super humans like me. That's important because I got a list here in a minute. But let's check this out.
I mean, we're talking about regular people here. We ain't talking about fucking physical specimens. For sure. Of athleticism and good looks. For sure. Yeah, I mean, the good looks alone. I mean, to make a silverback. And charisma. That's right. Yeah. Bro, that looks like me and Sal fighting when you had to break it up. Yeah. Did we ever tell that story on the show? No, I don't think so. Oh man.
DJ's first fucking week has to break up a fight between me and Sal.
Yeah, it was like a National Geographic animal planet.
It looks just like this.
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Chapter 4: What are the power dynamics between gorillas and grizzly bears?
No, not the most, but pretty high. So for an average human, it's 160 pounds square inch PSI.
Yeah.
And an average car tire, it's like, what, 50, 40, whatever.
Yeah.
For a gorilla, it's 1,300.
What is it for a grizzly bear? I bet it's, I bet. So, dude, that's the argument that everybody likes to have. What would win between a grizzly and a gorilla? I think gorilla. Gorilla for sure.
Grizzly bear bite force is 1,160. And what's a gorilla? Gorilla is 1,300. Gorilla got all day. I don't think so, bro.
I think the fucking grizzly bear is a lot bigger, right? Like weighs a lot more than shit. Plus, dude, it's got the claws, man, and the teeth.
But look how dense that thing is, though, bro.
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Chapter 5: Why did Trump's blue suit at the Pope's funeral draw so much attention?
Oh, sorry. All right, I didn't say that either.
Your internet is racist.
All right. So we have that solved. We solved it. A hundred humans can beat a gorilla and a grizzly bear will definitely beat a gorilla. So you guys could quit fucking talking about it. All right.
That's settled.
Yeah, it is.
Settled. Settled.
Adjourned.
All right. In recess. So what's up? Yeah, well, let's get to our cruise, man. I just wanted to address that. Guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can find them there. With that being said, let's hop into our headlines. Let's talk about the first one. A little intro, I guess, to the first one. It's been getting a lot of flack.
Trump's blue suit at Pope's funeral draws attention. Have you seen this? It's everywhere. People are fucking complaining about it. What aren't they complaining about? No shit. This lady, Vanessa Friedman. I'm sure she likes bagels. President Trump, it seems, is fully committed to going his own way when it comes to international relations, even during the funeral of a pope.
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Chapter 6: What actions are being taken against illegal immigrants and activist judges?
And then what happened this weekend? There was a massive raid. U.S. Postal Service, police, IRS agents, seen assisting DEA, ICE, and FBI in the Colorado nightclub takedown where 114 illegals were arrested. So, I mean...
moving yeah moving right um here's a clip got them all lined up this is what we're talking about this is what i want to see yeah i want to see fences daily i want to see containment areas i want to see shit that makes people understand that you don't do that here I want to see some stuff that borders right on the line of human rights so it teaches people a lesson. You know what I'm saying?
Like, don't come here, don't fuck around. You know? Like, what they do in El Salvador, dude. Put these dudes in their underwear, throw them in a fucking containment facility. I'm being serious. Listen, you guys think I'm joking. Shave their heads, embarrass them, and then send them home and say, don't ever fucking come back. That's how it should be? Yes. We're too nice here, bro.
You know what it is? We're not too nice. Most people would be okay with this, but there's a segment of very loud people that cry and they have no sense of reality, dude. They've never dealt with crime. They've never... dealt with real hardship. They live in McMansions in the fucking suburbs. They don't touch this shit. And they're like, oh, what about the criminals?
Bro, these are illegal migrants. They are illegal immigrants. They do not have the rights of the American citizen. This whole shit. There is no due process. Yes. Bro, these people do not have the same rights as us. Round them the fuck up. Put them in their fucking drawers. Fucking shave their heads. fucking send them home and say, don't come back or it's going to be worse.
You know, that doesn't really hurt anybody. It's just embarrassing.
No, they should do one of those like stamps right on the forehead. Like, you know, deported, denied, rejected. You know what I'm saying? Listen, dude, listen, shame works. It does. It does. Shame works. It does. My point though, it's happening. They're moving. Okay.
I mean, here's what I think. I think they heard the show and they're trying to appease us. They're like, fuck Andy and DJ are pissed off. We better do a raid.
Shit's gotta happen.
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Chapter 7: Why are some judges being arrested for misconduct related to illegal immigrants?
His doorway led to a non-public hallway through which Flores Ruiz and his attorney exited her courtroom. According to the affidavit, Judge Dugan's actions directly resulted in Flores Ruiz temporarily avoiding federal custody. He was ultimately arrested outside the courthouse following a brief foot pursuit. So, yeah, so she's been charged. Cash Patel put it on Twitter.
No one is above the law with a picture of her in handcuffs getting into a FBI vehicle.
That's a play on Joe Biden's saying.
Oh, yeah.
You mean this one? Yeah. Oh, you got it. No one is above the law on December 1st, 2024, a month before he pardoned his whole entire fucking family for crimes that they never committed. Yeah, right, right.
Or may have committed. Yeah. Now, the crazy thing is, right, we talk about justice, right? And as that happened, these activist judges are now starting to rebel.
Hold on. I'd like to mention something real quick. There's more to that story. That Judge Kano, Kano, whatever in New Mexico. Yeah. There's speculation going around, allegedly, that I guess his daughter is a big influencer on the internet with, like, guns. And is a Call of Duty character. And, yeah, and apparently...
allegedly i don't know if this is true or not but that he may have been using her weapons to commit crimes what yeah The immigrant or the judge itself? No, the gang member. Jeez. Yeah. Allegedly. Fuck. But, I mean, dude, it's fucking weird. That's crazy. I mean, he was in his house with them.
I know. They were flicking it up.
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Chapter 8: What is the controversy around Congressman Sri Thanedar's impeachment resolution?
Yeah. I mean, I don't think that it should even be left up to the consumer. That's where government is supposed to step in. Yeah, but here's the thing. Like, hey, we have to look out for the benefit. Okay, but here's the thing.
What if we do that and none of the other countries do it? Then all of a sudden we become the Stone Age manufacturers versus the, you know what I mean? That's true. So we have to be honest about what's going on.
It's delicate, man. It is definitely delicate. But last little piece. So we're 100 days in, 100 days in office. And I knew it was coming. I honestly would have thought it would have happened a lot sooner. But it's here after 100 days. Let's go to this weird looking guy. Let's hear what he has to say.
This is Congressman Sri Thanedar. Donald Trump has already done real damage to our democracy, but defying a unanimous 9-0 Supreme Court ruling? That has to be the final straw. It's time we impeach Donald J. Trump. The court said the wrongfully deported Kilmer Garcia must be allowed to return and receive due process. Trump ignored it. He ignored the Constitution.
He ignored the very checks and balances that keep our democracy intact. This isn't an isolated incident. It's part of a dangerous, deliberate pattern. That's why today I introduced a resolution to impeach Donald J. Trump, outlining seven articles of impeachment.
right we shouldn't allow non-natural u.s citizens to serve in our government in any capacity that's where we have we have a major problem here yeah okay why do we have people who weren't born here allowed to serve in our government that's not right okay this is the kind of they do they come in and try to make their our country like theirs well if that's the case then stay where you came from yeah right right bro
It is a big problem.
No, it's a huge problem, and nobody wants to say it for what it is. Bro, if you're not a natural-born American, you should not be fucking serving in our government. And people will say, well, the first founding fathers were all from fucking England. Yeah, that was fucking 250 years ago. We have our own culture here now.
Mm-hmm.
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