874. Andy & DJ CTI: Mike Waltz To Be U.N. Ambassador, Pakistan Claims India Will Strike Them Within 36 Hours & Michelle Obama Blasts Trump's Immigration Crackdown

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Andy Frisella 0:03
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet.
Andy Frisella 0:32
Okay. I guess that's what the new deal is now. But that made me do it. Did he? Okay. Well, that's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Cruise the internet. All right. We're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate on what's going on. We're going to talk about what's true and what's not true. And then we're going to talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. Let's just get into it.
DJ 0:55
Yep.
Andy Frisella 0:56
What's up?
DJ 0:56
Yeah. Hey. Yep. Cause technically it'd be like C T M F I. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Frisella 1:01
Oh, so we're being grammatically correct.
DJ 1:03
Listen, I'm trying. Oh, all right. Got it. Read the book. You know what I'm saying? That you gave me the, how to read. How do you read a book on how to read?
Andy Frisella 1:15
yeah so i'm trying man that is kind of a weird thing to sell right like a book on how to read yeah yeah still buy it yeah anyway got the fee you got the fee oh yeah yeah yeah uh we do have a fee the fee is very simple uh we make you a deal all right we're not gonna fill your ears with ads for you know half the show um And you do us a solid and share the show. That's how it works. Simple. So don't be a hoe.
DJ 1:45
Share the show. All right. Very, very simple, man. We got a jam-packed show today. Oh, we do? Jam-packed, yep. We got a bunch of different stuff. We got an old school segment coming back. We got Andy Frisella back on the internet. Oh, yeah. I forgot almost. Listen, this is a jam-packed episode here for a special Friday release, man. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And so we got plenty of time. We'll get there. You know what I'm saying? But let's just get it going, man. Go. Let's get it going. I think we should start this episode off with an OG segment. We've done it before. People liked it. It's 90 Seconds of Liberal Insanity. Sounds good to me. Here we go.
Unidentified Guest 2:26
We love America. We love America. The red, white, and blue. America is everyone's home. Even Mrs. Tina is home. Break it down, Hannah. Tina, Tina, you're sexy as hell. White palettes. Even more than that. Everyone is beautiful in the red, white, and blue country. America, oh, America. America is home. Break it down, Becca. America is beautiful. America is home. Where we stand, where we are all gorgeous in our home. Not only we, but my friend Tina is beautiful in the red, white, and blue America. America is home.
Unidentified Guest 3:38
That's not real. Bullshit.
DJ 3:42
That is real. That is as real as American pie. That's AI. No, I don't think AI could do that.
Andy Frisella 3:52
I don't think it would do that.
DJ 3:54
It's violating terms and conditions.
Andy Frisella 3:56
For sure, bro. I'm sorry, sir. You're fucking insane.
DJ 4:00
Yeah, no, I can't do it. Oh, fuck, man. That's where we are, huh? That's the State of the Union, man. 90 seconds.
Andy Frisella 4:09
Did you notice how these people are now trying to pretend as if they're patriots? They love America, don't they? Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah, that's weird. Like, last year, they were burning the flag. Yeah. And then kneeling at football games. And now all of a sudden, they're the Patriots. They love it. And everybody else is the Traitors. Got it. That is weird. It is weird. Bro, that sit-in we talked about the other day, I actually got a chance to see it after we talked about it on the show. The sit-in, which one? That sit-in that they tried to do last weekend. There was like nine people that showed up. On the steps? Yeah.
DJ 4:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy Frisella 4:47
Oh, bro. Bro, that Jeffries dude was talking about how, You know, he was using General Grant's quote. You know, there are but two parties, you know, traitors and patriots. And, like, bro, what the fuck are you talking about? You're the traitors. Like, you always have been. You guys were burning flags last year. Like, three days ago. Yeah. You're burning the cities down. Like, what's going on here? It's weird. Super weird. It's weird, man. I don't know what that is. Is this, like, a marketing technique? Like, you're trying to, like, project yourself to be...

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