890. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Admin Asks SCOTUS To Allow Them To Slash Federal Workforce, Ukraine And Russia Agree To Swap Dead And Wounded Troops & Pro Sports Go All-In For Pride Month
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What's up? What's Gucci, gang? Everything yeah, it is a busy week Yeah, it is a busy week. There's a lot of moving pieces last shit going on man. It's gonna be a good time Don't get be a good time.
Definitely. It's my busiest week of the year. Yeah, not even not even comparable No, no for sure.
I mean because people see they're like three-day events. It's not a three-day event. No, no, I Yeah, man. What's been cracking with you? You've been driving a lot lately.
Yeah, man. I got some upgrades done to the GT500. I've been out messing around with that. Yeah, I saw your text.
You were trying to get me to come find some Hellcats with you.
Yeah, I was. Yeah, I went out the other night looking for some Hellcats, and I figured you'd know where they were. You know, you got that Hellcat radar.
I do. I do have it. But I couldn't find any. Well, because you know why. They were all hiding. No, no. It was typical business hours, so they're not out. At nighttime? Yeah. Is that business hours?
Yeah. What's business hours? Like work. Oh, okay. Okay. different kinds of work hey man all i'm looking for is to hurt some feelings yeah that's right you know i drove around it and find anybody i had one guy i had one guy and some i don't know what he had trying to pull up on me and i was driving the cullinan and then i embarrassed him oh they do that cullinan i know that cullinan's got some i know some get up and go to it i know people sleep on it it is a sleeper yeah it's a sleeper yeah no man but uh
But yeah, we got some good stuff, man. Let's do some cruising. All right. Let's do some cruising. Sounds good to me.
Let's start off with some eruptions. Okay. Let's do that. Usually we don't start with those. We end with those.
Yeah. Well, that's a nice little eruption. A volcano erupted. Did you see that shit in Italy?
No, really? No. Holy shit. Holy shit. Huge eruption of Italy's Mount Etna leaves tourists fleeing volcano. No, I haven't seen it. Is it today?
Well, yeah, it happened, like, I think it started yesterday, I believe. I don't know the time zone difference, though, but... Where's Mount Etna? Yeah, so, well, first, I think the first question is, why the fuck are there tourists on a volcano?
Well, I mean, tourists go to volcanoes all the time, bro. What kind? What are you talking about? Hawaii is a fucking volcano. Yeah, but there's a whole documentary on Netflix about that volcano off the island or off New Zealand where them dudes got they were out there on a tour and they all got burned up. You know, why would you want to do that, though?
Like that?
I don't know. I mean, volcanoes look pretty cool to me. No, they're hot. I know, but they look cool. You get it. See what I did there? No. You're probably the worst joke person ever, dude. Like, I'm going to start taking applications. All right? If any of you guys are actually funny.
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