942. Andy & DJ CTI: Erika Kirk Forgives Charlie's Assassin, Trump At United Nations & Dominican Republic Seizes Cocaine
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What is up, guys?
It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ. Who's the motherfucking internet? And I got to cough or something. Yeah, you do. Anyway, let's get right into the show. I don't know how much my voice is going to last. You know what sucks when my voice is fucked up? I end up saying some really profound shit. It sounds terrible. And then it gets put out on the internet and I sound like fucking RFK.
Yeah.
dude rage yeah it fucking sucks man anyway what's happening dude what's going on man bro i like let's remind people don't forget to pay the fee always pay the fee yeah yeah don't be a hoe share the show all right that's right yeah got a chat with us chats in the uh in the chat room yes i did take my towel and all so i can get my elontism so everybody here can be provided for Oh, shit. All right. Yeah, chat's in the building, guys. Remember, you guys can always hop in the chat, man. You send that. Click the link in the description below. You guys can have that opportunity. We've been putting it out slowly and surely, getting some more people. We're rolling today, though. We got China's hot. Chat's on full chat.
China's hot? Chat. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, but no, a lot of crazy stuff to talk about. We missed you guys yesterday. That was because I was sick. Yeah. And I'm still sick. But guess what? The show must go on. The show must go on. That's right. I'm here for you guys. That's right. I showed up beaten, bloody, dirty, horny, hungry. All for you guys. All right. All right. Did you see that shit though? There's like some dude running around. Did you see that crazy dude running around hiding from gay people? Yeah, it was me. No, I didn't see it. What happened? Oh, you didn't see it? No. Are you joking? Is that the joke? I don't get it. What's the joke? We're not explaining it to me.
It, um... So, since you didn't see him, that makes you gay. Oh...
No, I didn't. TikTok, TikTok. Yeah, I'm definitely taking a trophy. Oh, shit. Oh, bro. All right. DJ. Oh, man. Bro, fuck you guys. That was funny. Okay. Oh, man. Hey, how's it going? Good. I think I beat you to the joke, though. I said it was me.
Yeah. Yeah, no shit.
He's over there sweating by laughing so hard. Listen, it was good. It was good. What's up with all the screens over here now? Dude, listen, the setup is getting crazy. I can't even see these fucking guys anymore. The setup's getting crazy, man, but it's because we're cooking, bro. We're letting Zeeshan get too carried away with technology, man. He's trying to send us to the moon. I mean, I know that, you know, Form Energy is available at 7-Eleven, bro, but, you know, we got one right around the corner. We don't have to go to the moon. Yeah, bro. There's a lot of shit in here now. Yeah. But we're cooking. Yeah. We are cooking. A great meal. But yeah, man, let's get into our show. All right. Let's get into it. I wanted to bring this up.
I thought this was pretty sick. You know, there was talks... about a UFC event at the White House, like on the South Lawn. And they just released some of the renderings of what the UFC event might look like. UFC CEO Dana White provided some renderings of the event. So these are, you know, a lot of people like, you know, shit comes out and it's like you get all these you know, fake-ass people trying to claim like, oh, I got the rendering. Like, this came straight from Dana. So these are the official, legit, actual drawings and renderings of the event that got released to Fox News. And it was through an interview. Let's check the interview out, see what Dana had to say.
Yeah. So we want to reveal these schematics, these pictures for UFC with the octagon in the middle. How many seats there? What is the plan?
Well, we're still playing with that. It's going to be under 5,000 people. You know, it depends on how much the lawn can hold. You know, as far as weight, the octagon itself weighs 15,000 pounds. So we don't know. We're still working it out.
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