REAL AF with Andy Frisella
990. Andy & DJ CTI: Illegal Alien Attacks Federal Agent In Minneapolis, China And Russia's Threat To Greenland & Hillary Clinton In Contempt
16 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome, motherfucking reality guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking live. Here we are. In the flesh. That's right. For those of you that are new to the show, we have shows within the show, okay? We have Q&AF.
That's usually on Mondays. That's where you submit the questions and we give you the answers. You can submit your questions a few different ways.
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What are you laughing at? Water spotter. What do you say?
I want to apologize for my comment.
I won't repeat the joke ever. Don't ever tell a joke again. No more jokes. This is all business. That's right. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. Big Nick too hyped. There we go. Appreciate the reshare, man.
oh man all right guys well what's going on besides you being on the brink of death i'm about to die by this racist did you notice i'm a little taller i wish i was a little you know that song okay i wish i was a little bit taller wish i was a polo i did i saw you wearing your uh yeah you're still look taller though huh yeah they make you taller yeah why you think i wear them
Yeah, I mean, like, even now, like, I feel taller.
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Chapter 2: How do they engage with audience questions?
I'm, like, 6'7 in mine. Yeah, well. In my head. You know, he asked me, like, how high I wanted to go. And I'm like, okay, well, like, how high before you're gay? You know what I'm saying?
Like, right before they're gay. Right there.
You know what I'm saying? How high before people start making fun of me on the internet.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, how high can we go? You know what I'm saying? He's like, about three inches. I'm like, all right, let's go two and a half. No deal. You know what I'm saying? But no, dude, they're great. Oh, man. I love it, man. But yeah, just trying to survive. Man, I wish I was 6'7".
Do you? Actually, I don't.
No, bro. I wouldn't be able to drive cars. You wouldn't be able to drive cars. That's actually the- Planes, trains. I mean, dude, that shit's difficult. I think I'd like to be, if I could be any height, like choose my own height, I would choose 6'4". I feel like 6'4 is a good height. See, I still feel like that's too tall. You think? Yeah, like 6'2", 6'3". Like, that's good.
That's a great height right there.
You know what I'm saying?
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Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes do they share?
Almost there. I'm like, you know, somewhere up in there.
With these shit kickers on, though, I'm 6'3 now. You know, I like it. Temperature's different up here. Hell yeah, man. But yeah, man, trying to survive, dude. I don't know what I got hit with, dude. Everybody's feeling it right now. The bugs.
Bro, that shit is going around.
Yeah. Dude, I don't know what it is, bro. I don't know. But, you know, I got hooked up today. Chris gave me some skunk ass.
Some of his fucking hippie drugs. He's like, quit being a bitch. Just take it. I'm like, bro, this shit smells like ass. You go up at Chris's office and you're like, I got a fucking fingernail that's fucked up.
Oh, bro, he's got you.
He's got like, it's like, oh, I have this Eastern Asian cinnamon root. You just rub it on your butthole to fix your fingernail. Here's some Chinese bear piss for you, bro.
That motherfucker knows everything.
No, bro, he's the man, bro. He's the man. That shit always works, too. It does work. Yeah. It does work. Butthole might, you know what I'm saying? I can tell you this. If he told me, if I was sick enough and he said, hey, man, rub this on your butthole, I would do it because I know it would work. I know it would work. He knows his shit. What? What's wrong with that? Oh, fuck, man. That's great.
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Chapter 4: What serious issues are raised regarding immigration?
With the little fucking, the little blow thing that, you know, I don't know what they call it, right? And the dudes just walk up and fucking hit the cow in the head and it's dead. And they get sick. And it's like, well, you just ate the steak and you loved it. Right? Yeah, but I don't want to see that.
Well, there has to be people that are willing to slaughter the fucking cows for you to have your motherfucking steak. And the problem that we have here is that people don't like the way that law and order is being made. Right. And they're not going to like the result either. Right. Okay? You know, if you didn't like the way steaks were made, but you wanted a steak, guess what?
You would fucking starve. Right. OK, so or take Bill Gates fucking. I just don't understand. Like to me, that's common sense.
Yeah.
Like I understand that. I just don't understand how people don't understand that. I don't I honestly I don't even understand how this is the fucking talking point that it is. Like I've seen dudes make 20 fucking videos on the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. And I'm like, bro, what are we talking about here? You said you wanted them gone.
Now you don't like the way they're doing it. Right. See what I'm saying? Right. So what do you want? Yeah, but sitting back safe behind your fucking phone typing away, that's not going to do it. Yeah, you're going to feel a little different when one of these illegals like rapes your fucking kid or murders your wife, right? You're going to feel different. Yeah. Although it won't be me.
Yeah.
Everybody thinks that. All right. So. All right, man. And what I can't stand is people calling them immigrants. These are not fucking immigrants. They are criminals. Right. What do you mean they're criminals? They didn't all break the law. No, they did because there's a law about coming here that they fucking broke.
Right.
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Chapter 5: What happens when foreign nations threaten the US?
There's definitely some foreign men there. Bro. A lot. Sorry, French dudes. You ain't got it.
No.
And the reason that, ironically, that there are no formidable men there is because they were killed off generations ago.
Yeah.
Okay. Somebody named Timber in the Twitter chat is saying the last 16 white guys they can find in France that aren't trannies will be deployed.
Yeah, that's right.
Fuck. Yeah, fuck. Yeah. Oh, man. But yeah, they're talking about deploying some over there. Emmanuel Macron, he posted this out on Twitter.
He says, quote, at the request of Denmark, I have decided that France will participate in the joint exercises organized by Denmark and Greenland. Operation Arctic Endurance. The first French military elements are already on their way.
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Chapter 6: How does the UK adjust its military policies?
Others will follow. To which Donald Trump replied. Now, another very shocking move, though. The pro's just mad that Trump wouldn't pick him up in a limo. Oh, bro. Made him walk. He's got to be a little angry guy, dude, isn't he? You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, I'd be pretty pissed, too. My wife's a dude. You know what I'm saying? And an old bag of shit.
I got to fucking twiddle the balls, wrinkle the balls. I'd be pretty pissed. And I have to do it on the fucking world. He was born into it. Dude, I'd be pretty pissed. I get it. But another interesting place is starting to chirp and buck at the mighty United States. And they're making some changes too.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of Trump's response to Denmark's request?
I've got to go to England. Yeah, oi. They're now changing and lifting their fighting age in case they have to send some more troops from the UK now. They raised their reservists from 55 years old now to 55. So this is the latest move. 65, yeah. So they're going to send a bunch of 65-year-old men. So hold on. So we literally...
So we literally, 20-year-old kids, literally flew into fucking Venezuela and used audio weapons to blow people's heads up. Okay? Yank this motherfucker out of his bed. Yeah, right. Yep. And you're going to send your old men. Yeah, right. Cool. Hello, governor. It's a beautiful day for war, isn't it? It's Tuesday, mate. Listen, these people are delusional. It's all delusions, bro.
Here's what Trump understands. We have the fucking goods. We got the technology. Our milkshake brings the boys to the yard. It fucking just does. And it always has. And unfortunately, it has always been the iron fist in the white glove on behalf of Israel. That's the truth. All right. But when it comes down to it, we still got the goods. And you're not going to fuck with us.
It's not going to fucking happen. And they know that, too. This is all posturing. Look. Go into fucking chat GPT and start asking it questions about, would the US win against this country and this country? And eventually you'll get to, will the US win against everybody? The answer is yes. It is what it is. We have a network. We have a network of bases. We have the technology.
We have an experienced military that just got off of fighting 20 fucking years straight. We will dog walk all of you. So calm the fuck down. Yeah, relax. Relax there, buddy. Put some fucking deodorant on over there.
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Chapter 8: What actions are being taken against Hillary Clinton?
Yeah, this dude's going to show up with a fucking musket.
Yeah.
It's fucking bullshit. Meanwhile, none of you fucking fucks over there in Europe ain't shit without the backing of the United States. Oh, that's a fact. That's a fact. If I were Trump, I'd tell him all to fucking blow me. Which I think is what he's doing. Yeah. I have a feeling he actually, like, when the cameras leave, he probably, like, rips these dudes. I'd imagine.
Yeah, because they don't have any leverage, and they go out in the fucking world and pretend they do. Yeah. The only reason that Europe isn't fucking Russia and China already is because of America. Yeah, it's a fact. So, yeah, pick your battle there, bro. Let's see how that fucking works out. Right. Bunch of idiots. You'll have more people speaking foreign languages today.
Who gives a fuck about these guys anymore? What do they do for us?
Nothing.
What do they do? They take our money. Look, none of these people represent the value system of the West. Yeah. Okay? We're the only one that's hanging on. All right? They're putting people in jail for fucking Facebook posts. Right. Like, you know, five years ago, they were all making fun of us. Like, why do you need guns? Do you see? Yeah. Yeah. You Americans and your guns.
I told you what I was going to do, right?
I told you what I was going to do to fuck with the UK. I'm going to switch my VPN to be over there.
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