990. Andy & DJ CTI: Illegal Alien Attacks Federal Agent In Minneapolis, China And Russia's Threat To Greenland & Hillary Clinton In Contempt

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Andy Frisella 0:03
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome, motherfucking reality guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking live. Here we are. In the flesh. That's right. For those of you that are new to the show, we have shows within the show, okay? We have Q&AF. That's usually on Mondays. That's where you submit the questions and we give you the answers. You can submit your questions a few different ways.
Unknown 0:48
The first way is... Guys, email them in to askandyatandyforsella.com or click the link in the description below to submit them for a chance or drop them in the comments of the Q&AF episodes on Andy Forsella and Motivation.
Andy Frisella 1:00
If you are a YouTube-er and you want to watch us on YouTube, most of you probably should because we're so fucking handsome. That's right. You can see Q&AF, Real Talk, and 75 Hard Verses, all of the personal development on the new YouTube channel, Andy Frisella Motivation. That being said, there's a fee for the show. The fee is very simple. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. That's it. Yeah. What are you laughing at? Water spotter. What do you say?
Unknown 1:28
I want to apologize for my comment.
Andy Frisella 1:30
I won't repeat the joke ever. Don't ever tell a joke again. No more jokes. This is all business. That's right. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. Big Nick too hyped. There we go. Appreciate the reshare, man. oh man all right guys well what's going on besides you being on the brink of death i'm about to die by this racist did you notice i'm a little taller i wish i was a little you know that song okay i wish i was a little bit taller wish i was a polo i did i saw you wearing your uh yeah you're still look taller though huh yeah they make you taller yeah why you think i wear them Yeah, I mean, like, even now, like, I feel taller.

How do they engage with audience questions?

Andy Frisella 2:12
I'm, like, 6'7 in mine. Yeah, well. In my head. You know, he asked me, like, how high I wanted to go. And I'm like, okay, well, like, how high before you're gay? You know what I'm saying?
DJ CTI 2:23
Like, right before they're gay. Right there.
Andy Frisella 2:24
You know what I'm saying? How high before people start making fun of me on the internet.
DJ CTI 2:27
That's what I'm saying.
Andy Frisella 2:29
Like, how high can we go? You know what I'm saying? He's like, about three inches. I'm like, all right, let's go two and a half. No deal. You know what I'm saying? But no, dude, they're great. Oh, man. I love it, man. But yeah, just trying to survive. Man, I wish I was 6'7".
DJ CTI 2:43
Do you? Actually, I don't.
Andy Frisella 2:43
No, bro. I wouldn't be able to drive cars. You wouldn't be able to drive cars. That's actually the- Planes, trains. I mean, dude, that shit's difficult. I think I'd like to be, if I could be any height, like choose my own height, I would choose 6'4". I feel like 6'4 is a good height. See, I still feel like that's too tall. You think? Yeah, like 6'2", 6'3". Like, that's good. That's a great height right there.
Unknown 3:02
You know what I'm saying?
Andy Frisella 3:03
I mean, I'm 6'2". You know, but you're not like... I'm like 6'1", and like 3 quarters.
Unknown 3:08
Yeah. Yeah, right. But like, you know, you can still go to the movie theaters. You're not pissing nobody off. Yeah. You know?
Andy Frisella 3:13
Baseball games. Yeah, I am pretty much the right size. Yeah, you're good. I'll take that. Yeah, you're good. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great size. Fuck all you 6'4 motherfuckers.
That's right.
Andy Frisella 3:22
That's right. We're heightest. Yeah. Yeah. How tall are you? Yeah. Yeah, you're 6'1". 6'1 and a half? Yeah, I'm almost 6'2. I'm like 6'4-ish with my boots on. Yeah, I'm like 6'1-ish.

What humorous anecdotes do they share?

Andy Frisella 3:35
Almost there. I'm like, you know, somewhere up in there.
Unknown 3:39
With these shit kickers on, though, I'm 6'3 now. You know, I like it. Temperature's different up here. Hell yeah, man. But yeah, man, trying to survive, dude. I don't know what I got hit with, dude. Everybody's feeling it right now. The bugs.
Andy Frisella 3:50
Bro, that shit is going around.
Unknown 3:52
Yeah. Dude, I don't know what it is, bro. I don't know. But, you know, I got hooked up today. Chris gave me some skunk ass.
Andy Frisella 3:59
Some of his fucking hippie drugs. He's like, quit being a bitch. Just take it. I'm like, bro, this shit smells like ass. You go up at Chris's office and you're like, I got a fucking fingernail that's fucked up.

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