Episode 2674 CWSA 11/29/24
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What makes this episode the best ever?
We're going to have the best show ever. Might not be obvious why, but it's because everything's awesome. And you're going to have a good time. Just wait. You just wait. All right, almost ready. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and darn it, you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, tankard, chalice or stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. It makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Delicious. By the way, if you're listening later on Spotify, where this gets uploaded after I'm done, I hear the commercials are insanely loud compared to the content. I don't think that happens on the other platforms. So you can always listen on a different platform because the studio I'm using only sends one audio signal to all the different platforms. Oh, it doesn't send it to Spotify, though, does it? I guess Spotify is adding the commercials on the platform. So I'm not sure how to fix that, but I'll look into it.
How does coffee influence memory?
Well, you would not be surprised, according to SciPost, that whole coffee cherry extract supplement might improve working memory. Now, you might say to me, what is a coffee cherry? And how do you take the cherry from the coffee? And the answer is the cherry is the coating to the coffee bean, I guess. And normally when you drink coffee, they remove that part. But the part they remove, It's awesome. It's awesome. So apparently if you were to eat the part they remove, you'd have a good working memory. Now, I don't take a chance. So what I do is I grow a coffee tree in my backyard. And then every morning I just go out and I lick the bark. You know, the leaves. And I definitely eat all the cherries. So that's what I do.
This would be a good time to remind you not to take any medical... Advice from me. Not once. By the way, if you notice behind me, where you can almost read it, there are the five best things you can buy as a gift. I can promise you that if you know somebody who likes reading books, at least one of these books is going to work for everybody. You can hit every person. If it's somebody who doesn't know anything about me and doesn't know anything about Dilbert, you want to go for the Reframe Your Brain. That just works for everybody. And How to Fail Almost Everything and Still Win Big. Those are guaranteed to make them happy. If they're political and they like stuff like How to Learn Persuasion, Win Bigly is the book.
And if they're philosophical and they like to think about the nature of reality itself... then God's Debris of Complete Works would be the way to go. And if they are Dilbert fans, but they don't care about the politics or the persuasion, then get the 2025 Dilbert calendar. Now, the important thing is that the calendar is only available at a link you can find at Dilbert.com. The books are on Amazon. So if you want the book, just search Amazon. They'll all pop up. But the calendar, I would get that right away. because I can't guarantee that if you get it a week before Christmas, it's going to show up, right? So I wouldn't wait on the calendar. We're making those as we get orders, so sooner is better.
What are the best books for holiday gifts?
Anyway, scientists, according to Noridge, have made magic polymers that can pull water from the thin air with less energy. So there's all kinds of scientific breakthroughs in creating water out of the air. But it all takes energy, and this one takes way less energy. So it's not going to power your city, but it might help you in an emergency. Well, there's the first asthma treatment breakthrough in half a century, according to Kent Live News. It's a game changer, they say. Some kind of vaccination, they say, will substantially decrease your asthma attacks. I don't know. It might take a couple of years before that works its way through the system. We'll see. I'm skeptical of everything.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What makes this episode the best ever?
0:00–1:53
2
How does coffee influence memory?
1:53–4:33
3
What are the best books for holiday gifts?
4:33–21:05
4
How are climate models being adjusted?
21:05–26:57
5
What is the impact of DEI programs at universities?
26:57–33:31
6
What are the current opinions on political parties?
33:31–39:59
7
Why did Joe Rogan decline an interview with Zelensky?
39:59–1:03:37
8
How is Putin leveraging cryptocurrency?
1:03:37–1:09:44
Speakers
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