Episode 2714 CWSA 01/08/25
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What is the significance of the simultaneous sip?
The dopamine, at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Oh, deliciousness. Incredible. Speaking of coffee, do you think there's some new scientific studies about it being good for you? Let me check. Yes, there are. Turns out there's a new scientific study.
How does morning coffee consumption affect health?
But it says that you get more health advantage if you drink your coffee in the morning versus sipping it all day. So if you're a morning drinker, like you are, because you just sipped with me, you're 16% less likely to have died compared to non-coffee drinkers. 31% less likely to have died from heart disease, according to Chronicle Live. So there's that. And by the way, on top of that, at the CES show, there's a new coffee maker that sucks the water for the coffee is sucked out of the air in your house and put in your coffee. So you never have to fill up your little portable coffee maker. Well, not portable. You never have to fill up your coffee maker. It just grabs it out of the air. Now, the question I have for you is, would you drink coffee that was made from the water that was in your house in the air. Because it feels like it would taste like your dog's hair and whatever was in your carpet. Now, I know it's perfectly clean because I'm sure they do it so there's no contamination. But the mental part, it's like, mm-hmm. I'm just imagining me have that, like, mm-hmm.
It tastes a little like a... However, I will say that I did recently buy one of those devices separately that can take water out of the air. So I'm a consumer of the taking water out of the air inside my house. It's a real thing, and I recommend you get one in case you lose your water but not your electricity. That's what it's for. Well, according to SciPost, did you know that sexual humor can boost your intimacy? And it can enhance your sexual satisfaction. So according to the study in SciPost by Mainkara Yakubian, that the sexual humor, sort of joking around and keeping things light while you're being intimate, is really good for your intimacy. However, it was a little lacking in useful tips.
So I'd like to give you a useful tip in this domain. This comes from a professional humorist. It goes like this. Don't save your best jokes for just before she finishes. That's all I have to say. Don't ask me how I know that, but just don't save your best material for right before she finishes, because it's not going to help your intimacy at all. Well, according to Rasmussen, people are a little skeptical in the country about the odds of... Congress cutting the U.S. budget. 44% consider it likely that they'll actually cut the size of government, the Republicans. But apparently that would leave more people who don't think it's likely. And let's see, 49% don't think it's likely at all. Here's what I think.
It seems very unlikely until Doge gets a real, you know, grasp on things. So I feel like it might be at least a year before we see a budget that looks like it might be going down or even could go down. I feel like Trump is going to increase the budget. I feel like he's going to say, you know, I need some money for Greenland and, you know, war on Panama or whatever it is. I feel like he's going to cut taxes, which increases the deficit. So everything is pointing toward our fiscal situation getting a lot worse before it has a chance to get better at all. So that's probably what you should expect. I don't think Congress has the ability without really strong doge recommendations that everybody agrees with. And that's going to take a while.
It'll take a while to get people to say, all right, let's get rid of this department entirely. And let's not develop this airplane or whatever they're doing. So should get worse before it gets better, but there's still, there is a plan. You know, Doge is still active. So we'll see. Well, obviously the story that is closest to me and is weighing on me heavily right now is the Palisades fire in California. Now, I'm not in Southern California, so I'm far away from the actual fire. But if you live in California, you probably have a friend there. So Californians are being affected directly, indirectly. And I don't know yet if the news has conveyed how bad this is.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the significance of the simultaneous sip?
0:00–0:31
2
How does morning coffee consumption affect health?
0:31–12:28
3
What are the implications of the California fires?
12:28–28:36
4
What does Trump's negotiating style reveal?
28:36–33:34
5
What are the risks of releasing Gitmo detainees?
33:34–1:17:55
6
How does immigration relate to national identity?
1:17:55–1:35:46
Speakers
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