Episode 2734 CWSA 01/29/25
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What is the highlight of human civilization?
Come on, comments. There we go. Everything's working just perfectly today. That's the way I like it. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time, but... If you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. So good. Well, let's check in with the science. Sure enough, morning coffee drinkers have 12% lower risk of all-cause mortality. But apparently, that's a new study, but apparently, you gotta get it in the morning.
How does morning coffee affect longevity?
For some reason, if you wait till the afternoon to have your coffee, your all-cause mortality is not that much better. But get it early, and you're gonna live forever at this rate. In other science... According to study finds, there's a desert plant that shows promise as a treatment for colorectal cancer. Now, I don't know how they deliver it, and I'm just hoping it's not a cactus. Well, let me check. Oh, it's a shrub. Yeah, a shrub would be no problem. I've tried to cure my colorectal cancer. I don't have that, but if I did, I would sit on the cactus if I thought it would help. Anyway, it's only a shrub. It shouldn't be so hard. In insider trading, Nancy Pelosi's husband made some more excellent calls.
Of course, we're assuming that he knows a little bit too much because Congress has insider information sometimes. But I was looking at a couple of the examples And the two examples of his insider trading are that he somewhat recently sold his Apple stock and a good chunk of his Nvidia, but not all of it. Those are the same trades I made. I don't have any insider.
What are the implications of insider trading?
You don't need any insider knowledge to trade those two things. Apple is at a point where AI is likely to disrupt their whole business model, and it doesn't appear that they're extra good at AI. So I sold mine because I thought, you know, Apple went from sort of a monopoly kind of a company to anything could happen at this point. And as you know, NVIDIA, even before the new news, It had such a run that it would be time to take some money off the table. So you have to be careful with these insider trading stories. If the insiders are making exactly the same trades as the outsiders, like me, literally, it's the only two stocks I sold, I think. No, there was one other that was a special case. But if I'm making the same trades at about the same time, I do believe that insider trading is a real thing and it should be addressed. But not everything they sell. Sometimes it's just obvious stuff. Well, men are becoming more obsolete than ever, according to brighter side of the news. Scientists have figured out how to use stem cells in mice to make their own mouse sperm.
And so that the female mouse doesn't need like a real mate or real sperm. They can just make it out of some kind of stem cells. So let me look ahead. Let's see. We're about a year away from robots doing everything that men can do that requires strength. So we don't have the strength thing going for us. But at least we're the only ones who can make sperm. Okay, we're not the only ones who can make sperm now. I guess the scientists can whip it up in the lab. Whip it up in the lab, if you know what I mean. No, really, it's from stem cells. How do we know it's from stem cells, though? I don't trust those scientists at all, if you know what I mean. Anyway, men are obsolete. We'll be in about a year.
So here's another one of my unbelievably good predictions. So good, I wonder why you listen to anybody else. Remember when I told you that I sold my, NVIDIA stock a while ago because I thought there'd be some major disruption, some technology that showed you didn't have to do these big data centers and whatnot.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the highlight of human civilization?
0:02–1:17
2
How does morning coffee affect longevity?
1:17–2:46
3
What are the implications of insider trading?
2:46–14:48
4
How is AI disrupting industries?
14:48–30:58
5
What role does MSNBC play in political narratives?
30:58–1:01:34
6
What are the latest developments in immigration policy?
1:01:34–1:07:17
7
How is Trump addressing the Panama Canal situation?
1:07:17–1:14:25
Speakers
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