Episode 2783 CWSA 03/19/25
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What is the highlight of human civilization?
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. You've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
What are the latest updates on SpaceX's astronaut rescue?
Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called, that's right, the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. So good. Well, if you didn't watch yesterday, you probably did. The astronauts have been rescued by SpaceX. And they splashed down yesterday and they were healthy and happy and everything worked. I found it unusually inspirational. I feel like everything's been so negative lately. that when you see something that is just not political, I mean, it shouldn't be, it got politicized, and it shows excellence, and it shows empathy, and it shows American know-how, pretty inspirational.
What conspiracy theories surround the stranded astronauts?
But do you think there was any hoaxes from the left? Yes. So apparently the hoax on the left is that they were never stranded at all. That's right. They were never really stranded because there was some other way to get back. So the reason they stayed up there for, I don't know, nine months or whatever it was, is because they weren't stranded. Now, it's unbelievable. I heard that yesterday and I thought, how in the world can you just even say that with a straight face? But the The outlets who have admitted they were stranded are PBS, Time, Washington Post, ABC, BBC, Fox News, Forbes, Newsweek, New York Post, USA Today. So they all called it stranded. But suddenly, once Elon Musk's company is getting ready to save them, well, they were never stranded.
What do you mean by stranded? You know, technically, there was some other way to get back. What? put on their little spacesuits and just do a big kick toward Earth. I don't think that would work. So anyway, great job, Elon Musk and company.
How is Apple innovating in language translation technology?
Meanwhile, Apple is working on a new technology for their AirPods so that you can have immediate translation when you're talking to somebody in another language. Now, finally, We get that Star Trek universal translator. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine just having your little ear pods in and your phone is translating somebody in real time? That would be so wild. You can imagine that people would want to travel. in places that they wouldn't want to travel before because they couldn't do the language. But imagine being able to speak any of the main languages just by putting your earpods in. That's kind of wild. So I guess that will be part of Apple's next big upgrade, which apparently is supposed to be a big one. It's going to have a bunch of AI in it.
What are the recent incidents of swatting involving conservative figures?
Well, there was another big swatting yesterday. The SWAT team showed up at Owen Schroer's home. If he hadn't gotten swatted, I guess I would have been surprised because he's, you know, info war related and he's a conservative podcaster type media person. And sure enough, he gets swatted. And it's got to be a lot scarier. if you look like somebody who might be dangerous. So this is not an insult to Owen. It's actually kind of a compliment. He's very manly. He's got the beard and everything. And he looks like he could be dangerous. And I'm thinking that it's way more dangerous if you're a male who looks like, well, you look like you could be dangerous. So this is not funny. So this is, what, the 15th?
And the fact that these SWAT people are still going out with their guns drawn, I just feel like there's got to be some solution to this. I don't know what it would be, but could it be that they don't take SWAT calls from burner phones? Because how many people have a burner phone that is the thing they're going to use to call in a crime? It seems like that would be kind of rare. So if they can't see who the person is, or why can't you just call the person? Because they always have the phone number of anybody in the house. Why not just call the person, and if they have an iPhone, say, can you turn on FaceTime and just show me what's happening? And you'd be like, okay, here's my wife still in bed. Here's my kids still in bed. Here's a sweep of the house. Everything's fine.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the highlight of human civilization?
0:09–0:29
2
What are the latest updates on SpaceX's astronaut rescue?
0:29–1:36
3
What conspiracy theories surround the stranded astronauts?
1:36–2:58
4
How is Apple innovating in language translation technology?
2:58–3:53
5
What are the recent incidents of swatting involving conservative figures?
3:53–15:53
6
What insights do the newly released JFK files provide?
15:53–34:03
7
What are the implications of Trump and Putin's recent negotiations?
34:03–45:51
Speakers
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