Episode 2791 CWSA 03/27/25

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What is the main topic of this episode?

Scott Adams 0:00
of human civilization it's called coffee with scott adams you've never had a better time but if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass of tanker shells a stein a canteen jug or flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine. At the end of the day, the thing makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Siptastic. Better than normal. Well, let's check the science news to see if there's anything I can doge. And by that I mean save them some money. Oh, yes. Let's see.
Scott Adams 0:51
The University of South Australia has determined that exercise of any kind can boost the brain power of people at any age. Huh. How could they have come up with that data without spending all the money? Is there anything they could have done that would save them all that time and effort? Yes. You could just ask Scott next time. Scott, Is exercise good for your brain?

How can exercise boost brain power?

Scott Adams 1:23
Well, according to every single study that's ever been done on the topic, yes. We were thinking of doing a study on the topic. You don't have to. You don't have to. It's been studied and studied. And it's also really obvious. You can tell by observing people and also in yourself. I don't know. We kind of want to do a study on this. Do you have grant money? Yes. Well, maybe Doge should cut that grant money, even though you're in Australia. That's how good Doge is. It's going to cut things in Australia. Well, speaking of things related to Elon Musk, according to fizz.org, the X platform sales or the advertising revenue is growing. I'm not sure if they really know that, but they say it's growing. And, uh,
Scott Adams 2:18
The reason behind the growth in advertising on X, according to this publication, is being driven by fear. Do you think they would cover anybody else's business this way? As if they know why people are doing it. So why are you advertising on X? Is it because it's a really good value for the dollar? Or is it because we imagine that you're afraid? Oh, now that Musk is friends with Trump. Oh, we'd better advertise so we can bribe him with money. Because that works, right? Yeah, bribing him with money. No, it doesn't work. But anyway, good to see that the ad sales are up. Now, I promised you if you're on X, I made the promise that I would do some remote viewing today. And it's because there's a document that's been found. It's an older document.

What is the significance of remote viewing?

Scott Adams 3:23
But back in 1988, the CIA claimed to have confirmed... the existence of the Ark of the Covenant. And the way they did that was they used a remote viewer. Now, that would be a person who has psychic powers, where if they close their eyes, they can view things across the world or even across the galaxy, because time and space don't matter. And so apparently some remote viewer did identify the Ark of the Covenant over in the Middle East. and said it was in a coffin-shaped ornate box. Couldn't be more specific than that, somewhere in the Middle East. And it was being guarded by entities. But I feel like that's the sort of thing you shouldn't just trust, right? You know, one remote viewer. Is one remote viewer a good source?
Scott Adams 4:17
No, you need two. You need a second source. So I thought I'd do a little remote viewing for you, if you don't mind. preparing. Hold on. Be silent for a moment. I'm getting something. It's ornate. It's the size of a coffin. It's in a hole. I'm sorry. That was, yeah, that was, yeah, no, that wasn't it. That was just somebody's casket. Hold, let me go. Ark of the Covenant, where are you? Got it. Got it. There it is. It's an ornate box. It's buried somewhere in the Middle East. I can't be more specific. I believe there's sand around, and it's being guarded by four entities. Four entities are guarding it. I think one of them, his name is Bob. Bob. There's Carl, the entity, and somebody whose nickname is Bip-Bop. That's weird. And Alex. Alex.

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