Episode 2808 CWSA 04/13/25
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Why is Scott Adams feeling loopy today?
So I have to confess I was having a little muscle pain so I took a prescription muscle relaxant and I'm not really good at following directions so I didn't realize how loopy it would make me so at the moment I'm just whacked out of my mind. I can just barely stay awake. And the good news is I don't have any pain. I'm not in pain at all. But oh my God, is my brain not functioning.
What is the simultaneous sip?
But welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams. I can't even remember how I opened the show. I literally forgot the thing that I've done over 2,000 times in a row. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that you've never experienced before, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice, a stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine end of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Go. Go. You know, the responsible thing to do would have been to not do a podcast because I'm really not capable. Like, I'm not joking. I am absolutely not capable of doing this.
But we'll see what happens. If you want to see a train wreck, came to the right place. I often tell you it's a superpower to not be embarrassed about things. No embarrassment at all. I'm just degraded by 80%, so I have no idea what's going to happen. Well, what else can coffee do for you? According to No Ridge, coffee can help protect your liver. That's why I soak my liver in coffee every day, and you should too. So is there anything that coffee can't do? No, no, it can do it all. Here's some news that I can't get enough of from the legal news line. Apparently the state of Illinois is suspending their DEI scholarships because the Department of Justice went after them for being a bunch of racists. I can't get enough of this.
What are the recent legal developments in Illinois?
Every time DEI is banned because the government says it's racist, I just feel like I'm redeemed. It feels like 35 years of my life have finally been validated. So yes, no DEI scholarships at several universities in Illinois. So good for the Department of Justice. Well, it turns out that threats work. Something I didn't know until recently, apparently the U.S. and Mexico have had this very long-term water agreement where we give them water from one of our sources, but they give us water from one of their sources. And it's all for the farmers. I think mostly for the farmers. And Mexico is going to reduce the amount of water, and Trump threatened them with tariffs. and suddenly they release the water.
So how many times has Trump threatened somebody and it worked? You know, you don't want to think the threats work, but apparently they do. Yeah, Trump's threats work pretty well. So Mexico, we got our water. Thank you. So here's something radical and dangerous. There are now several states They're getting together to put together what they call a criminal referral for a number of the characters that you remember from the pandemic, Fauci, Burks, Walensky, and a bunch of others. And what do you think they're being referred for? Now, referred just means somebody's recommending that the Department of Justice do something. or in this case, I guess, the states. I think it wasn't a Fauci who has a pardon for any federal crimes, so you have to go after them in the states if you want to get any traction. So the Viris Law Group and then former Feds Group Freedom Foundation, they've submitted their, I guess, their evidence and their plan for these guys, but listen to the crimes that they're accusing Fauci and Birx of. Murder. So they're accusing of a murder.
Why are there criminal referrals for Fauci and Birx?
Negligent homicide. Involuntary manslaughter. Medical coercion and abuse. Kidnapping. Kidnapping. Human trafficking for forced labor. Racketeering. Operating a corrupt organization and terrorism. I feel like they had a good idea, which is to use the states to go after some people who maybe have some things to explain. But once you add terrorism and kidnapping, I feel like you lose a little bit of credibility. Murder was bad enough, but you can see where murder would come from. But terrorism? How do you get terrorism out of that? All right. RFK Jr. is saying that the deep state is real. And he called his FDA employees, so these are employees under him, he called FDA employees sock puppets of the industry.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is Scott Adams feeling loopy today?
0:08–0:44
2
What is the simultaneous sip?
0:44–2:47
3
What are the recent legal developments in Illinois?
2:47–5:18
4
Why are there criminal referrals for Fauci and Birx?
5:18–7:45
5
What did RFK Jr. say about the FDA?
7:45–10:08
6
How did Governor Whitmer react to being photographed with Trump?
10:08–12:26
7
What unusual behavior do female frogs exhibit?
12:26–17:41
8
What are the implications of military control at the border?
17:41–33:00
Speakers
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