Episode 2809 CWSA 04/14/25
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So China is going to steal the IP of Dilbert's company, and Dilbert's going to try to fix that by moving his manufacturing to Elbonia. Things don't go well. That's all I can tell you. It doesn't go well. All right. Let's see if there's any science that didn't need to happen. Oh, here's one. Did you know, according to Neuroscience News, that shared meals strongly link to greater happiness? So one in four people don't eat a meal with other people, but the people who eat with other people are happier. I think they could have just asked me on that one. Do you know why people don't eat with other people? Because they don't have any friends or family to eat with. Pretty much everybody who has some kind of a functional social life is eating with other people.
So, yeah, I think I could have told you that you'd be happier if your social life is good enough that at least one person wants to eat with you. If you can't find even one person, you're probably... Lonely and single. All right. Well, you probably heard that there was a disgusting arson attack against Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. This one's a really scary one. This is really scary.
What happened to Governor Josh Shapiro?
So apparently the attacker, some 38-year-old guy, he forcibly entered the residence while the family was asleep and set fire to the place while the family was asleep. Now, luckily it looks to me like the governor's residence is a pretty big place. So people must've seen it and called it in and the police department, uh, or I'm sorry, the fire department put it out and rescued the family. So the family is okay. Uh, I'd like to disavow that violence. I don't know what the purpose was. We don't know anything about the, the perpetrator, but, uh, I don't want to be like those Democrats who don't disavow the domestic terrorism against Tesla. So the first thing I did was disavow. David Axelrod, notable Democrat advisor type, he politicized that right away.
And he goes, where's the POTUS, the president? Did I miss it? Or has he not said or posted a word about it yet? Well, that's a good question. I would have liked to see Trump immediately respond to that and say that it's a horrible thing. But J.D. Vance did. He says, Vance said, thanks be to God that Governor Shapiro and his family were unharmed in this attack. Really disgusting violence. I hope whoever did it is brought swiftly to justice. So at least we got J.D. Vance in there. I'll be interested to see what Trump says. because he's so unpredictable, you know, with his chaos and everything. Well, I guess the all-female crew on the Jeff Bezos rocket, they've already gone up and spent 10 minutes in space, and they're already down.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but none of them were driving the rocket, right? It must have been all automated, because the people who were on the trip... Uh, it included one former NASA scientist, but the rest just seemed to be celebrities and one wife of Bezos. So they were just sort of along for the ride, right? I don't know. So I guess nobody was driving that thing, but it's back safely. And, uh, I don't know what was the point of the all-female crew. Did we really need to do an all-female crew? Given that there was no skill whatsoever involved, had it been a skill job where you had highly trained people, then I would say, well, an all-female crew, maybe that's saying something. But if they're just literally just sitting there as passengers, why do they have to be all female?
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