Episode 2814 CWSA 04/19/25
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What is the highlight of Coffee with Scott Adams?
If we get enough of us, we can do a show. And guess what? There's enough of us. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Uh-oh. Get out of there. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a sty and a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens right now. Go. Oh, that's good. Well, I should warn you that I'm on the tail end of taking some muscle relaxants. So if it sounds like I'm slurring my speech or speaking a little bit slowly, you are correct.
I recommend replaying this at least 1.5 or double speed. Doing the best I can. I think my brain is still kind of working, but the muscle relaxants, they're definitely doing their job. I've got a back problem, so I'm trying to slow down the muscles in my body because, you know, my muscles are so active. After the show... There will be a Spaces hosted by Owen Gregorian. So immediately after this, you can talk to some other people on Spaces. So that's the audio-only service with an X. So just look for Owen Gregorian, and you'll find that. Or you can see the link in my X feed. Well, last night at 9.30ish when I was getting ready for bed, My neighborhood was once again robbed by a car of masked men who I think might be the same car that we saw stalking the neighborhood recently. So that would be the fifth. I think it's the fifth time in two years that we got hit by the burglary gangs. They seem to know who's home and who's not. So, so far they haven't gone into a home where somebody was home at the time.
But just a few doors down, while I was sitting here, my neighbors were being invaded by probably a South American gang, but we don't know. So that was bad. So yesterday... I was on social media, and I saw this weird, crazy conspiracy theory that the Blue Origin space flight with the all-female crew, that it was all faked and CGI. And I laughed because I thought, oh, my God, the conspiracy theorists, they're just going to say anything about anything. It's like there's nothing that can't be turned into a conspiracy. And, but, you know, I thought this will be fun. I'll give it 10 seconds of my time. And the first claim is that the video of the launch itself was so fake that you could just look at it and you would know it was fake. And I thought to myself, come on, come on, that's ridiculous. And then I looked at the video of the launch, and I thought, hmm, I'm not saying it's fake, but it sure looked fake. How do you take a real launch and make it look completely fake on video?
Because it looked completely fake. And then there were other pieces of evidence that did, in fact, highly suggest that it was all faked I think there was something about when the women were weightless, their hair didn't seem weightless enough. Normally the hair would just be all over the place, but it wasn't. There was something about the distance between the windows that completely changed from the inside of the craft to the outside there was something about the space capsule that re-entered didn't have the re-entry you know marks of smoke and burn that you'd expect there was something about one of the hands of the people didn't match the people that we knew were inside they looked like a mannequin now i'm not ready to say it was all faked because that would be that would be hard to believe
But why does it look all fake? So as far as I can go is it looked all fake. It just completely looked fake. Was it fake? I don't know. You know, it's hard for me to imagine they could have gotten away with it or that they even wanted to. Like, why would so many people even be involved in such a thing? So I don't know. But I will recommend you just for fun.
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