Episode 2825 CWSA 04/30/25
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What is the highlight of today's Coffee with Scott Adams?
We'll talk about that. Let me get your comments working so that we have a full and satisfying podcast. The best you've ever seen probably. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of Human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a shell, a tiny canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and Guess what? Happens right now. Go. Now I feel complete. All right. Thank you, Paul. Good to know everything's working.
How are robots changing warehouse jobs?
Well, UPS is talking to the robot company called Figure, and they're talking about maybe bringing in these 506 robots to work on sorting boxes, according to Bloomberg. Do you think that's real or fake news? I don't think there's any robot company that's making a robot that doesn't act like it's stoned. Like all the robots are like, pick up a box. look at the box, walk slowly. I don't know. I just do not think we're quite ready to replace a bunch of warehouse people with robots. So maybe they're just looking at the future. According to CNBC, 30% of Microsoft's code is now AI-generated. According to the CEO, there might even be some other software that is completely written by AI. So I'm thinking of becoming a programmer because apparently all you need is AI and you can make anything.
Is anybody tempted? to just become a computer programmer without any experience? I don't think we can get there yet. I think you have to be a programmer to make sure that AI is doing what it's supposed to do. Meanwhile, Waymo, the self-driving car company, and Toyota are in some kind of partnership. I assume they have to do that.
What are the implications of AI in programming?
because they're going to be competing with Tesla really quickly, and Tesla is going to lap them unless they do something big and bold. So we'll see if Waymo and Toyota can make something work. So does that mean that your Toyotas will have a self-driving car option? I don't know. Or maybe it's just a cheaper way to get the Waymo cars. Could be either one. We'll see. I saw a post by Michael Miraflor that apparently in New York City there's a sudden boom in what they call members clubs. So you pay a sub amount of money and you can go to a members club and there's just a bunch of them that popped up. And so Michael's theory is that the reason that these are all popping up is the deterioration of civil society.
In other words, people are looking for a place they can go where they don't have to worry about their laptop getting stolen and getting beaten up and some fentanyl addict falling on their lap. So they're starting their own little private member clubs. Now, you can get canceled for that kind of thinking. that you have to start at your own private member club just to get away from the riffraff. But it looks like it's going to be kind of popular, so you might want to start your own members club to stay away from the people you want to avoid. I've often thought that the secret to happiness is who you avoid. You know, you think of it in terms of making friends and, you know, being with people you love and stuff like that. And that's good. You should be with good people.
But at least half of happiness is avoiding bad people. So these member clubs get you there. Well, there's a hair loss pill. I didn't even know this existed. But apparently there's this pill you can take to grow back your hair. But now the doctors, the top urologist is saying that it might have a really bad side effect, which is it will affect your penis if you're a man. So it can make your testicles burn and give you suicidal thoughts and make your penis bend and get smaller. Now, this reminds me of a rule that I developed 30 years ago. Every time I saw anything that was supposed to help you grow hair, it would be bad for your penis. Every time. How in the world is your hair and your penis so connected? So if you see a bald guy, probably has a great penis.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the highlight of today's Coffee with Scott Adams?
0:00–1:18
2
How are robots changing warehouse jobs?
1:18–3:01
3
What are the implications of AI in programming?
3:01–7:11
4
Why are private member clubs becoming popular?
7:11–14:34
5
What are the side effects of hair restoration products?
14:34–18:01
6
What is the significance of Trump's hoax list?
18:01–25:52
7
How does Trump's tariff policy affect the economy?
25:52–46:37
8
What are the key updates on California's gas car ban?
46:37–1:08:27
Speakers
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