Episode 2833 CWSA 05/08/25
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What are the latest stock market trends?
Let's check the stock market while people are streaming in here. And Tesla's way up. SPY is up. Looks like things are up. Bitcoin is up. Rumble is up. And NVIDIA is up only a little bit. I thought it would be more. All right. Let's get some comments going and we'll give you the show you damn well deserve. I know you do. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a tech or jealous or Steiner canteen jug or flask or vessel of any kind. Also a cup or mug or a glass. I should read from the top line, maybe not start from the second line.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Go. So good. Oh, I see the complaining has started. We got complaining. Complainers. All right. So last I saw, no pope has been selected. Only the black smoke is coming out of the little chimney. Did you know that they add the chimney just for the picking of the pope? It's not there all the time. So now you know. So black smoke means no pope has been selected yet. Did you all see the meme on the internet of orange smoke coming out of the chimney suggesting that maybe Trump had been picked as the Pope? That's a pretty good meme.
What is the significance of the new statue in Times Square?
Well, I hadn't mentioned this, but you probably saw the story that there's a very large new statue that's been added to Times Square. And it's a black woman. So I believe the idea was to celebrate black women. And... But here's the problem with the black woman statue. It turns out that, like most things, everything turns political. And, you know, the Republicans don't see color, at least not in the same way. So I saw some people in the comments this morning calling it the fat lady statue. Yeah. Now, I'm not judging, and I don't do fat shaming because I don't think people are fat because they want to be.
What are the details of the recent UFO sighting?
But that's as big a fail as you can get if you put up a statue celebrating black women and half of the country calls it the fat lady statue. Oops. Maybe they should have done a little market testing before they went with that model. Anyway, good try. According, apparently there's another UFO sighting, according to the Daily Mail. There was an alien ball that apparently dropped into Columbia. So they have video of it, you know, traversing the sky. But then they actually captured it. Now they're looking at it. And I don't believe a single part of this story. but it's funny that it even exists. So it's a weird metal sphere, and it's made of three dense layers and has a chip-like core, they say, and 18 tiny microspheres inside. No welds, no seams, and no signs that humans built it.
How do emotions affect chronic pain management?
It's cold on the outside, but reportedly hot on the inside. How do they know that? I'm not sure. And it may have vaporized water. And it has perfect internal symmetry. And even better, it's allegedly etched with ancient runes. And AI says the message is about unity, energy, and transformation. Do you think AI successfully translated ancient runes from another planet? Or maybe it's now from another planet. Maybe it's part of that ancient civilization on Earth that's been hiding in the ocean. Anyway, I'm going to put that in the category of I don't believe a single part of it. Well, let's check and see if there's any science that I can debunk. According to Discover, there's a therapy that's targeted at controlling emotions to help ease chronic pain.
So they used a type of therapy on emotions, and they found out that it seems to make a big difference in people's chronic pain. Well, I'm going to give you the hypnotist take on that. It might be that it's exactly what it looks like. That if you get rid of people's emotional pain, it gives them some relief over their physical pain.
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Chapters
9 chapters
1
What are the latest stock market trends?
0:00–2:25
2
What is the significance of the new statue in Times Square?
2:25–3:25
3
What are the details of the recent UFO sighting?
3:25–4:33
4
How do emotions affect chronic pain management?
4:33–10:08
5
What did the study reveal about curiosity and Alzheimer's?
10:08–17:57
6
Why are filmmakers seeking federal tax breaks in California?
17:57–23:00
7
Who is Dr. Casey Means and what is her impact?
23:00–30:32
8
What is the situation with China's spy operations in US colleges?
30:32–36:44
9
What did the O'Keefe Media Group uncover about Prince Andrew?
36:44–1:07:47
Speakers
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