Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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It happens now. Go. What's some good coffee? Excellent. Excellent. Well, I wonder what's happening today. Anything happening that would be, like, amazing? Anything at all? Oh, yeah. The new Dilbert 2026 calendar is launching today.
If you go to Amazon.com and look for my name and the 2026 calendar, but you make sure you get this one, not the one that's a counterfeit and not the other counterfeit and not the other pirated one and not the counterfeit, the counterfeit or the counterfeit. get the real one, and skip the pirated, pirated, counterfeit, counterfeit, counterfeit, which, by the way, Amazon is helping us get rid of.
But there are a lot of them. Now, what you don't know, it's printed entirely in the USA. And unlike all the years except last year, it's the first year we did it this way, we've got a little stand. And look how this little stand... Has a little flag on it because it's printed in the USA. That's right. It is made in America. And you know what else is special about it? Let me tell you.
Once I got canceled, I could do it any way I wanted. So for the first time ever, It's got comics on the front and the back of every page. It's literally twice as good as before I got canceled. But twice as good? No, it's better than twice as good because the new comics on the back are the spicy ones, which we call Dilbert Reborn because there's nobody who's my editor who tells me I can't do this.
What do you mean I can't do this? I can do anything I want. It's a free country. So this is freedom, people. You've got stuff on the front that might have passed the corporate filter back when it was originally created. By the way, these are all comics that have run in some place, usually just online. But you've got comics from the past combined with comics from the past year.
So there's some that are much older, and then there are some that are from this past year. The past year are the spicy ones. And If you go to Amazon, it's the only place you can buy it because of the free shipping. It was just easier to do it in one place.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the Dilbert 2026 Desk Calendar launch?
It's injuring me. You'll feel like you're being injured and you won't be able to take it. If you say the colder I am, it's like a cold plunge. People literally pay. they pay to be made really cold. So it can't be terrible to be half as cold as people pay for. So you just imagine that the cold is making you healthier.
You'll be amazed that for some of you, and again, this won't work for most people, but for some of you, you're gonna be amazed. You're like, could I have done this the whole time? I tried this and it worked. I just made cold go away for at least some set of temperatures. Well, Eric Dolan, who's writing in a side post that Wikipedia's news sources show a moderate liberal leaning.
How many of you could have guessed that if they did a study of the Wikipedia sources that you would find that they lean left? I'll bet you every one of you knew that. Maybe the surprise is that it's moderate, but it sort of depends what you call moderate, doesn't it? All right. So next time they don't have to do that study, you could just ask Scott. Scott, do you think Wikipedia leans left? Yes.
We're going to do a study to find out. Yes. You don't have to. Cancel that study. All right. Here's one. You tell me if this is backward science.
Backward science where they get the cause and effect backwards you decide the BMJ group is writing about this They say that voting behavior in elections is linked to future risk of death So if if you think you're gonna live a long time, you're more likely to vote Is it the voting that makes you live longer Or is it more likely?
That the being in good shape, which makes you live longer, makes you more likely to do everything that is physical. Is there anything in the world that you don't do more of when you're feeling good? I don't think so. I think it's backwards science. Yeah. Backwards science. All right. I like to teach you to spot backward signs because it's just everywhere.
And by the way, the write-up did acknowledge that the causation could be either direction. So I will give them credit for being transparent about that. Apparently the White House posted a TikTok video featuring the president dancing to a Nicki Minaj song, because Nicki Minaj and the president are on the same page, about alleged Christian massacres in Nigeria.
I'm going to say alleged because I haven't looked into it. There are a lot of smart, well-informed people who say it's happening. So I'm not doubting it. I just don't know. I haven't looked into it. But there is some pushback. So the only thing I know is that some people are saying, there's not that much Christian massacring going on in Nigeria, to which I say, how much would be the right amount?
What exactly is the right amount of Christian massacring that you say, well, that's about right. Yeah, I thought it was going to be high, but that's about right. That's about right. Anyway, so I don't know the number, but the post-millennials all over this, Roberto Wackerel Cruz is writing about it. And Nicki Minaj, I think, thanked President Trump for speaking out about it.
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