Episode 3009 CWSA 11/05/25
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Come on in. We got a show to do. You might like it. You might. It's entirely possible. Come on in here and grab a seat. Get a beverage. I'm trying to figure out how to get to my book. All right. It's over there somewhere. Come to me. Come to me. There we go. There we go. Everybody feeling good today? It's a special day. I'll tell you why in a minute. Very special day. You'll never guess why. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance. on elevating your experience today up two levels that nobody can even understand. Oh, with their tiny, shiny human brains. All you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a canteen jug or a flask.
No, no, no, that's not right. You need a copper mug or a glass, and then you need a tank or chalice or stein. But then you need a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Oh, it's a two-hander situation. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. What's some good coffee? Excellent. Excellent. Well, I wonder what's happening today. Anything happening that would be, like, amazing? Anything at all? Oh, yeah. The new Dilbert 2026 calendar is launching today. If you go to Amazon.com and look for my name and the 2026 calendar, but you make sure you get this one, not the one that's a counterfeit and not the other counterfeit and not the other pirated one and not the counterfeit, the counterfeit or the counterfeit.
get the real one, and skip the pirated, pirated, counterfeit, counterfeit, counterfeit, which, by the way, Amazon is helping us get rid of. But there are a lot of them. Now, what you don't know, it's printed entirely in the USA. And unlike all the years except last year, it's the first year we did it this way, we've got a little stand. And look how this little stand... Has a little flag on it because it's printed in the USA. That's right. It is made in America. And you know what else is special about it? Let me tell you. Once I got canceled, I could do it any way I wanted. So for the first time ever, It's got comics on the front and the back of every page. It's literally twice as good as before I got canceled.
But twice as good? No, it's better than twice as good because the new comics on the back are the spicy ones, which we call Dilbert Reborn because there's nobody who's my editor who tells me I can't do this. What do you mean I can't do this? I can do anything I want. It's a free country. So this is freedom, people. You've got stuff on the front that might have passed the corporate filter back when it was originally created. By the way, these are all comics that have run in some place, usually just online. But you've got comics from the past combined with comics from the past year. So there's some that are much older, and then there are some that are from this past year. The past year are the spicy ones.
And If you go to Amazon, it's the only place you can buy it because of the free shipping. It was just easier to do it in one place. So I would hope, oh, by the way, I'm going to say something that sounds like pure marketing, but you know I'm not going to lie about this, right? So this is not a lie. This is completely true. We probably printed fewer than where people will want to buy. So because I have to pay for these upfront, I have to estimate how many we're going to sell. And so I went low because I didn't want to do all this work and then end up spending more than I made, which is very possible. So there is a relatively small number of printed ones, tens of thousands, but it would be a fraction of what we would normally make.
So if you want to make sure you get one, and I swear this is real, I'm not only saying it for marketing, but it's also marketing, obviously, I would get it right away because there's a pretty good chance that these will be sold out by December.
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