Episode 3089 - The Scott Adams School 02/06/26
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What is the Scott Adams School and who are the guests?
Let's load her up.
Good morning, everybody. I see Steven and Bookish. Slap it on a skillet.
That name is so funny. Good morning, everyone. How's YouTube?
Are they coming in? They're coming in. YouTube is coming in.
All right. Kimaholic. Sean.
Good morning, Craig and YouTube.
Good morning, you guys. Poopsie. Poopsie, you know who you are. That's Magician. You guys sleep well last night? Give us the thumbs up if you slept well. And whatever you want if you didn't. Okay, welcome in. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. It's the day before Saturday. I am so brilliant. Okay, so we're ready for our sip, you guys. I feel like everyone had time to file in. Okay, let's go. And we're going to introduce our guests today. Look, we have a crowded house. Okay, we love that. Here we go. Okay, we'll hit mute and take it away.
There you are. Good morning, everybody. Stream on in here. I see some people from Rumble. I see some people from Locals. I'll bet that YouTube's in the house. Good. We're all here. People on X, you're here too. Good to see you. Well, welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams. It's the best thing that's ever happened to you, and we're going to take it up to a level that you can't even understand with your smooth, tiny human brain. All you need for this is a cupper, mugger, a glass, a tanker, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day thing that makes everything better.
It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Go. A reminder, I was just talking about this in the pre-show with the locals people. If you can find the old Gilbert animated show, sometimes it's on YouTube illegally, play it at 1.5 or 1.25 speed, and it becomes hilarious. It was not bad at regular speed, but it's way funnier if you speed it up a little bit because your attention span isn't really set for slow speed. That's your tip for the day. Well, CBS news is reporting that the Mexican government, they were trying to move a mummified body as part of the museum piece. So 19th century mummified body and one of its arms fell off. Wow. That's a bummer. They got a mummy with a, an arm fell off. Well, one of the things you can know from this story is that the mummy,
did not come from one of the cartels. Do you know why you know that? The mummy is not a cartel member. How do you know? Because Mexico's never disarmed anybody in the cartel. Yeah, I'm starting right off on the dad jokes about disarmed mummies. And the rest of the show, it's just going to get better. I know it's hard to believe. I may have peaked too soon. Yeah, nobody in the cartel is over the disorder.
I love a good Scott dad joke. That's the best. So welcome, everybody. My name is Erica. We have our Sergio there with his... his, his cute little beanie. We've got Owen Gregorian, the smooth sounds of Owen, beautiful Marcella. We have two special guests today. Returning favorite of the show is BJ. BJ Dictor is here and our, our Canadian honking for freedom friend. And you guys, who do we have next to me? Is our beloved Shelly. We love you, Shelly. And you guys, you've heard a lot about her. And now the moment has come where you are meeting Shelly's sister, Aunt Shauna. Shauna! All right. So Shauna, you were going to talk to us for a few minutes about the Scott Adams meetups. Let us know.
Okay, I went to a Scott Adams meetup not knowing what to expect and I was missing him. So I thought, I'm going to just go and eat. And it was a wide variety of people who were there for different reasons. Some were looking for others that were really smart and they could talk. Others were there wanting to discuss politics. Others were there because they missed him, like me. It was really interesting. I loved the diversity of people. that were there and i i got to hear some amazing stories on how scott changed their lives and what he did for them it was great and um i want to do a shout out to um my friend travis who gave this to me to give to my sister.
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