Episode 3107 - The Scott Adams School 03/04/26
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What strategies can help deal with toxic people?
Good morning, Ling. So funny.
Good morning.
Hi, Bookish. Good morning. Guilt, shame, and condemnation for the wrongs I have done to I am forgiven by believing in Jesus Christ who died for me and rose again. That's nice. All shall be forgiven, right? Good morning.
Redemption.
Right? Me trying to read the chat.
Look at this.
I know, right? Marcella and I were just talking about how it's like, I'm always like, what does it say? We're like trying to see the chat. I mean, can we make our font bigger on here? Yeah.
You can on your computer, yeah.
Will it make this bigger too? Everything will be bigger?
All right. Everything will be bigger.
Good morning.
Good morning, everyone.
Kimberly, I hope you're feeling better. Hey, Dave, Wang. Look at you guys. I look cool today? I mean, amazing. My day is complete. Come on in. You guys, you want a quick little punch monkey update? Be still my heart. I posted it last night. Oh, my God. I'm going to need you guys to help me through this. So he's not – he's like at the age – I think – how old is he? Like seven months old? So now he's supposed to be like fully like socializing with the troop and – blah, blah, blah, being independent. So you know what they have to do?
They have to take his stuffed animal away.
No.
What? He's too dependent on it.
it's a stage erica same thing happens with kids you can't keep your can't keep your stuffed animal forever it's like taking their binky away they did they took it away they're doing it i get maybe today maybe they're weak but he's gonna feel abandoned again so anyway i
Erica, I think it's part of the simulation. I think it's the simulation telling us something about what we all need to do at this point, you know, to like follow, you know, our instincts inside of us. And not feel abandoned.
Did you have a doll when you were little, Erica, that you carried around?
Owen, I still have it. It's in my attic.
But did you stop carrying it with you everywhere after a while?
Yes, Owen.
Mm-hmm.
my parents made me leave her at home eventually.
Yeah.
Yeah. All right.
Normal stage.
But I mean, how old is Punch? I mean, he's like not even a year old.
He's old enough. He's old enough. He's old enough to start living. This is just terrible. He's a pregnant expert over there. No, no, no. That's the difference between a father and a mother, right? The mother goes like, oh, man, I just wish he could keep that stuffed monkey there forever. And a father has to be like, oh, it's going to hurt a lot. But he needs to who had a hobby. He needs to he needs to get punch. And that's awful, right?
So and he said, you know, Owen was where I was born wearing a jacket and tie.
No, I actually had I had it. It was a person, but it was a stuffed animal sort of thing. It's called Harry. And it was kind of an ironic name that he only had like a little tough to hair, kind of like Bert a little bit, but different shape.
Oh, really?
Yeah, when I was little, I had that.
Sorry, that was funny.
I have no direct memory of it, but I did have Harry much later than that, so I saw it. So I'm like, okay, that must have been true. R.I.P. Harry. Do you have a picture of it? No, I don't. I don't have it anymore.
Oh, my gosh.
I think you got damaged eventually.
Put it away, Owen. Put it away.
Wrapping that up, you guys, pray for me because I have such abandonment issues. Like, I really do. I had Patti. I had Holly Hobby's friend, Heather. Heather was my girl. So just I feel so bad for little Punch Monkey because he's going to be confused.
How is the Iran conflict affecting global dynamics?
He's going to be fine, and he's resilient, but I'm worried. All right. Brie, I think it's time. Thanks.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What strategies can help deal with toxic people?
0:00–4:17
2
How is the Iran conflict affecting global dynamics?
4:17–10:19
3
What insights did Marco Rubio share about press handling?
10:19–22:10
4
How is China impacted by the situation in Iran?
22:10–29:55
5
What are the implications of the midterm primaries?
29:55–40:33
6
Who is Jasmine Crockett and what role does she play in the elections?
40:33–49:13
7
What issues are arising from the DNC's cash shortage?
49:13–54:54
8
How does inflation affect capital gains taxes?
54:54–1:01:45
Speakers
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