Fireball with Kane Cornes and David King - Friday Full Show (25.09.26)
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What do the hosts say when they first open the Grand Final edition?
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You wouldn't believe it. You would not believe this. Yeah,
get your hand off
it. I cannot believe it. They all get up early. What a turnout. What a turnout. Grand final leave on Fireball. Thank you so much for joining us all from the Pullman with a huge show as always.
Who are the special guests announced for the show and what banter surrounds them?
The dual Northrop medalist is going to join us, Will Ashcroft. We're going to speak to, well, a whole heap of people, including your man, Tim Gossage. I wanted him banned. I wanted him banned. No, he went on the other breakfast show, so we thought, nah, stuff him. But anyway, he's going to join us. We've got some turkey. Tom Morris is over here. Yeah, I like it. In costume. Tom Morris will have a chat to us live at the desk.
What about the placards? Pre and post. I love it. Pre hair, post hair.
Come out the front, boys. Come out the
front.
Yeah. So they're dressed as turkeys if you're listening to us on the radio. I
mean, God knows.
How
did you blokes get here? Turn your placards
around. Give them a spin. It is amazing.
So anyway, Turkey Tom's going
to be
here. The Fremantle CEO, Simon Garlick. A whole heap of stuff, including in the outbreaks, we'll play our greatest hits and the things that Level 5 have banned us from playing. So you'll hear that.
Yep,
yep, exactly right. But the best analyst in football, the runner-up in the Alf
Brown,
the Lou Richards Award winner, and my co-host on Fireball with David King. Make him feel welcome.
Cornsy.
It's making me – I'm not going to lie. It's making me question what the hell's going on in the world
with
all
you
people doing here at 6 in the morning. Seriously.
But we love it. We hate getting here at 6, and you guys have been here since 5.30. They beat me.
I know. I know. That's not hard to do, to be fair. He doesn't want any conversation
at all,
so he gets here at quarter to 6. What a week, eh? What a week. What a great week to be in. In Victoria, in Melbourne in particular, two interstate teams per se, but the build-up's been the same. I saw the ladies from Brisbane made their way down. She said, we've done this, there they are, the two in the middle there. We've done this four years in a row like it was a punish. I mean, my God, you've hit the
grand final four years in
a row, ladies. Don't make me try and cry for you
here.
Kangaroos haven't seen the finals. We'll touch on that
later
on. They haven't seen the finals for a little while.
Now, my mum's here, so... Is she?
What is the story behind the Carbine Club apology and the related on‑air jokes?
Yeah, so if anyone is upset with me, blame her, because... So, anyway, she's a big baller with her friend Sue, so great to see... She's a big fan of yours as
well. We've got, like, a couple
of golden
seats.
Yeah, we'll get
the golden seats. Our
quok is here.
Yeah, the quok. Yeah. Now... Is your old man here? Yeah, he is.
Yeah, the old
man's here somewhere. I don't know,
he's
in the middle there somewhere. There he is.
Put your hand up, Baz. There
he
is. Good to see you,
Baz. Now... The Quokka has gone big. Has he? He's now starting to launch his own merch. He's got a sponsor on board, Rottnest Island. Get Quokka to the Quokka. Now, can I touch on Quokka for a sec? Because some people got rare skills you don't know. You just sort of stumble across. Like we didn't know Mitch Scott could sing.
John
Farnham,
he didn't tell us
for 18
months. It would
have been handy. It would have been handy. And then when he finally left us, he told us he could sing, which was not very handy at all. But the quokka, I was in the office the other day and I was wondering what he's doing. We'll upload a video later. He was covering his eyes and one of the other guys was lifting the lid off his dinner from last night that he'd preheated and just was wafting it under his nose. And he had 10 seconds to work out what that special meal was. This is a rare skill that he bats at 100%. He said, that smells like a chicken schnitzel, a little bit of mash, a little bit of gravy. He has nailed it. Now, if you're looking for someone for any of your parties at home or any office sort of gatherings, this man can smell your meal before you, and name what it is ahead
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do the hosts say when they first open the Grand Final edition?
0:00–0:37
2
Who are the special guests announced for the show and what banter surrounds them?
0:37–2:36
3
What is the story behind the Carbine Club apology and the related on‑air jokes?
2:36–5:28
4
How does the Fireball Friday Quiz start and what are the first grand‑final predictions?
5:28–57:01
5
What is the “Guts up” grand‑final ticket giveaway and how do the contestants compete?
57:01–1:03:46
6
How do the hosts decide who gets a ticket in the “Hoff or Not” player‑evaluation segment?
1:03:46–1:13:50
7
What happens during the rock‑paper‑scissors challenge that decides the winner of the guts‑up prize?
1:13:50–1:22:45
8
How do the hosts discuss the AFL’s new optical‑tracking vision and its impact on concussion reviews?
1:22:45–1:57:05