The Fireball Friday Quiz (25.09.26)
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What is the Fireball Friday Quiz and how does it kick off the show?
Now... I love to quiz. It's time for... The Fireball Friday Quiz. This is a gamble.
I'm
keen to get guzzed off in a little while. All right, it's time for the best quiz on Australian radio. It, of course, is thanks to the Pullman East Melbourne where we are today and the triple agent, the roving quiz...
Yep, we've got some contestants who sent in some pretty funny emails. So we'll start with Luke here, lads. Welcome to the quiz, Luke. Thanks for having us. And Cody, welcome, mate. Thanks. Thanks for having me. Freo supporter. We'll go with my question first. Go for it. Back and forth, Jack Carlson sayings.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? And
you
sir,
are you waiting to receive my limp
penis? Ah yes, I see you know your judo well. Ah yes, I see
that you know your judo well. Great start. Oh, it's a good start. What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Get your hand off my penis!
There it is! Get your
hand off my
penis!
Who are the contestants and what funny emails did they send in?
This is trouble. Ta-ta and farewell. Ta-ta
and farewell. Oh, it's too good. JK, sound your alarm if we're out of options. This is amazing. Is there anything left? There's
one more. Is
there one left? There's one more. Have a look at the headlock. He's got the headlock. What's the
tiebreaker here, Triple H? Yeah, I don't know. What's the tiebreaker? I'm not sure. Do we go to bloody... I've got a tiebreaker. You know what this is?
This is when you have the classic prelim final and you don't get the granny you want. This is the granny right here. All
right, so... Turkey Tom's shitting himself. He's got nothing compared to this. Our man next to me, the best analyst in football, this is the tiebreaker question. I don't want to lose either of them. Is a dual premiership player of course... In the 1999 Premiership win, closest to pin disposals for our man on that day. How did we go? Pretty good.
Remember, there was only 300 a game, that 300 team. Not like now. Could
have sold
that
space. Come on,
mate.
Hutchie would have got money for that space you just left
there.
I'll go 18. Okay. Okay. I'll go 22. Oh, that's good.
What bizarre banter and “hand‑off” jokes dominate the middle of the quiz?
23. So our man, 19 kicks, 2 marks, 4 handballs, 15 running bounces.
You're outstanding. I'm making an executive decision. That was outstanding. Just if you can, as you float past Sammy, just give us one more Jack Carlson. You can double it up if you like. I like the effort you put into
it
and just the atmosphere.
Sammy, just
give him one little hit on the way. I know it's taking time, but this is what we're here for. Give me one more. You can back over a previous one. The
succulent meal. This shouldn't take too long, this
really.
We've
got four minutes. Get your hand off my
penis! Okay, so who's
our man
standing by in the grand final?
If he'd have taken any longer, I'd have ripped that footy straight back off
him. Cody is in the grand final. Cody, all right, who have we got now? We've got Sean, who rates himself as a Rex Hunt impersonator. Yes. That's a bit questionable, but anyway.
He's the luckiest bloke left in the quiz, I reckon.
And we've got Lockie, who is dressed up as Turkey Tom, but he's also on his bucks where he can. So hands together for Lockie.
All right, well done. This is my question. This is my question, ballers. So of the 26 top vote-getters in the brand, though, all-time, there are seven current players in the top 26, OK? I want one of those seven all-time vote-getters that are current players. Scott Penderbury? Yes, that's seven.
Get your hands off my turkey. Sorry, Scotty Penderbury.
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Disaster!
Boom!
No, no, no.
How is the tiebreaker question decided and what does it involve?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. He's 0.35 at the moment. He's on his bucks.
I could have had Bontempelli, Dangerfield, Lockie Neal, Cripps, Max Gorn and Zach Merritt.
Just a heads up for his fiancée, there's still time to get out of this relationship. You're marrying a dodo. Oh, God. He's really let himself
down, hasn't he? He really let himself down. And you know what? It's going to
be bloody hard to hide in that orange suit for the next hour and a half. All
right, grand final. Cody versus Sean. We'll start with Sean for your question, Kingy.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the Fireball Friday Quiz and how does it kick off the show?
0:04–1:31
2
Who are the contestants and what funny emails did they send in?
1:31–2:47
3
What bizarre banter and “hand‑off” jokes dominate the middle of the quiz?
2:47–4:33
4
How is the tiebreaker question decided and what does it involve?
4:33–7:05
Speakers
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