The Tom and Sam Scramble (13.07.26)

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Cain Corns 0:12
Kane and King. Fire on.
Adam Simpson 0:18
I would not miss this for the world. There was no way we were missing 6.01.
Tom Morris 0:23
Oh, no, that's so unfortunate. That's Kane.
Adam Simpson 0:26
Yes, they are. Yes, they are.
Tom Morris 0:28
They're not here. They're not here. Who would have thought the two people that talk about getting up early and doing the work aren't here? Tom Morrison, Sam Edmund with you this morning on Fireball. Kane is sleeping in. Not sure where King is. And it's a new look Fireball, Sam. Good morning to you.
Sam Edmund 0:44
Kingy's been beaten by what he knows, let's be honest. And he's shouldered arms on this Monday morning. So we've been dropped into it, Tommy. Great to be with you. What a round of footy. I mean, Frio's latest flex, probably the most stunning of the lot. But then you had Zach Butters might have played his last game for Port. This is just quickly here.

Why are Tom and Sam filling in for Kane and Kingy this morning?

Sam Edmund 0:58
Jeremy Cameron might be done for the year. Dima Hardwick versus guys who live in their mum's basement caught my attention. More score review drama, more umpire drama. The umpire just can't get away from the spotlight. There's a stack happening world sport. You're the subject of a global sporting manhunt this morning.
Tom Morris 1:15
We'll get to that. We'll get to that. But we had to decide this morning, do we want to be SEN Breakfast or do we want to be Fireball? Now, a bit of respect for Kane and Kingy off the top. They've built something truly special. They have built something that has become a cult. I get stopped at the footy. It's huge. With people saying, get your hands, all that sort of stuff. Yeah, yeah. It puts me in an awkward position, to be fair. And we are, if we're going to be honest with ourselves, Sam, we are accessories to the Fireball brand. So you're a Fireball Friday guy. I'm a Fireball Monday guy. We're happy to be in the conversation, but we're not the lead singer. We're not the drummer. We're probably just out the back, just doing the work.
Sam Edmund 1:52
You probably should have called it as it should have been called off the top. Fireball light, fake Fireball, fraudulent Fireball.
Tom Morris 1:58
I think fraudulent Fireball is probably what we are, if we're going to be honest with ourselves.
Sam Edmund 2:02
Are we even going to be that? Are we going to try to be that, are we? You're so fired up for this, you've even brought merch in, which distresses me greatly.
Tom Morris 2:08
I've got a hat, SCN Fireball, and I'm going to put it on my head over the feathers.
Sam Edmund 2:13
Yeah, I'm not so sure about this.
Tom Morris 2:15
I'm going to wear it. I'm going to wear it.
Sam Edmund 2:16
See, I was wary of imitating and not possibly hoping to be anything like those two. Sam, as you know- And you are embracing it fully. Let's cut the absolute crap. Can we just cut the absolute crap? You're all on board, I'm less so, but you've fooled the merchant.
Tom Morris 2:32
I can't believe it. As Kane would say, this is fireball. Don't pull any punches. Don't evade any bumpers. Get your head in the gutter. Get your nose in the trough and have a crack.
Sam Edmund 2:42
We won't, but maybe we'll do it our way rather than trying to impersonate those two, which would be impossible. If anyone does deserve a break, though, it's probably Kane, isn't it?
Tom Morris 2:52
You'd say that, but he also pins his entire reputation on not having a break.
Sam Edmund 2:56
So it's a no annual leave mantra for them. Maybe it needs to be because that's their whole brand.
Tom Morris 3:03
So they'll return Monday next week. It's you and me on Friday again. And when they return Monday next week, I'd like them to explain themselves. Kingy's had two weeks off. What's going on?
Sam Edmund 3:11
Teemu Fireball's a nomination coming through. Teemu Fireball. S-E-N-F-E-R-B-A-L-L.
Tom Morris 3:16
I quite like fur balls. Righto, smartass.
Sam Edmund 3:19
So anyway, no, we miss them. We miss them, but they're just having a wee little bit of time.
Tom Morris 3:23
But it's us this morning, and nothing is a bigger up yours to Kingy and Kane than if we start with some cricket.
Sam Edmund 3:29
I can't believe this. There's a lot happening in world sport at the moment, and it's become clear this morning that this is no exaggeration.

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