Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rachel Parris
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Who is the guest and what is the new tour they’re promoting?
Hello, you are listening to Shag Married Annoyed. Please keep me anonymous. Part of the Shag Married Annoyed Star
Extended Universe. This week we are joined by the very, very funny Rachel Parris.
Very funny and very clever.
Yes, and uh Rachel is on promoting her new tour, the Rachel Paris Songbook, which starts November 4th at the old rep in Birmingham. And dare I say it, as I always say it, but we had a bloody lovely chat.
I did. I love doing this. Yeah. I love these chats so much. You're sick of
talking to just me though. That's being kind of enjoy that, but this is just Jack Russell Terrier in here, just looking at when you would just talk to the dog and just ignore me. You would love it, wouldn't you?
Yeah, I would love that.
There it is. But Richard Parris, a lot more funny, a lot more interesting, a lot cleverer than a Jack Russell Terrier. Yeah. You heard it here first.
We had a fight about the jingle jing. We couldn't set along a jingodo jing. So this is the jingoda jingle. We hope you like the jingodo jing. I do like a PV
drama to be fair.
You like it?
You like a new period drama?
God sorry, am I being period drama shame to you? No, this is the same thing. You like a new one?
Yeah, old period drama. Sorry, that's nice. You like the old ones, I think. Was oh what's the one
that Kate Winslett was in really young? Sense of Sensibility Which was on recently. Um Alan Rickman. Yes.
Oh yes, gorgeous. And the what's the other guy? In Succession. He's in he's in Matthew McFadden. Yes. Pride and Prejudice 2005 directed by Joe Wright. Right. I've just watched that one recently as well.
So there's so many of them. He is Gen Z's Mr. Darcy. Right. Or younger millennials Mr. Darcy. Yeah. As a geriatric millennial. I'm still
sorry.
Yeah.
Geriatric millennial. Yeah. Which is you guys. We
are four we've just turned forty.
No, we haven't. We are when this goes out, we've just turned forty. Get right. Sorry. We've just we've just turned forty.
Are we geriatric?
I think you're general millennial you're like solid solidly in the couch. Sure. Wh how when will you maybe which Darcy is your preferred Darcy decides not necessarily for you. Yeah, for
yeah. You might be a
geriatric millennial then.
I mean the other one. I mean Matthew McFadden. I mean what are you talking about? I mean What is uh bad bunny and Who else
is the thing? Bunny would make a fierce Mr. Darcy. He would be in a meeting.
He's my Mr. Darcy. What does that make me? Five years old?
I feel like Benson Boone was America's um Harry Styles anyway. Oh yeah. So would Harry Styles talented. Yeah.
Have
you ever seen him?
Do live?
Harry Styles would make a good Mr. Darcy.
Yeah. No, have you seen the film he was in?
Which film was he in?
The film he did. I have a lot of.
No, oh yeah, he was. Don't care he did another one, he's unreal. He did another one with Florence Pugh. Yeah. And his ac mainly his accent bothered me. I was like, Are you trying
to be American or not? It wasn't great. And that's not me. I think Harry Stiles is unbelievable. Me too, I think he's an amazing thing. He's sensational. Yeah. I think he d I don't think it was his role.
Right, okay. Yes. Yeah. He also came out at the end of the Eternals. Uh yes. Didn't Brett Goldstein do that? Brett was at the end of Thor, Love and Thunder. He's Hercules.
Brett Goldstein's out there the British comedian.
Brett Goldstein is possibly our biggest British comedian export since
How do the hosts compare different Mr. Darcys to reveal generational tastes?
Wanna see like Ricky Javes?
Yeah.
He's huge. He's just in the Rom combo. Jen Vellore. Yeah. He's massive over there now. He's writing stuff.
It's like me and Nish were talking the other day, like it's it feels like a break in the space-time continuum for like a British comic that we just all gigged with on the normal circuit. I
did 99 club with him in London last year. Exactly,
exactly. Like we've all we watched him in like the seventy seaters in the Pleasants Courtyard for years, and now he's like starring opposite J Lo in the film he wrote for her. Crazy. Not right. Someone's
gone back in time and changed something.
Yeah, exactly. This is the alternative
timeline.
Yeah, but
it's pretty good for him. Fantastic.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is the guest and what is the new tour they’re promoting?
0:00–3:41
2
How do the hosts compare different Mr. Darcys to reveal generational tastes?
3:41–8:44
3
What political themes surface when the trio talks about comedy and the Mash Report?
8:44–13:16
4
Why does Rachel talk about writing a Pride & Prejudice sequel and her upcoming book?
13:16–18:09
5
What happened when Rachel passed out on stage during a fringe show?
18:09–22:39
6
How does the listener’s pelvic‑exam story turn into an unexpected comedy moment?
22:39–27:42
7
What advice do the hosts share about dealing with illness and miscarriage on stage?
27:42–31:38
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and what are their final thoughts?
31:38–36:47
Speakers
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