Bro Dad, The Agadoo, and sooo many Lady Birds!
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What’s the new nickname Chris is trying to make stick and why does it matter?
Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Married Annoyed, I'm off on tour this week and I bang on about it almost for the entire episode. Apologies in advance. Chris has got a new nickname. I have got a new nickname and I'm trying to make it stick.
Chris has also come up with a new game that's going to be taking over the nation.
Honestly, it's going to be everywhere. A bit dangerous. Don't fully condone it, but you're going to love it. Huge. The kids are breaking my heart and I'll explain why. Do you want to feel old? I never want to feel old. We've got beefs. And we have got amazing voice notes and emails from you lovely people, mainly on our new segment, which is titled stuff you say that says about other people that you always know about. That you always say. Oh God. Enjoy. I love it.
Hello, you are listening and possibly watching Shagged, Married, Annoyed with me, Rosie Ramsey and my husband, Christopher Ramsey.
Hello. Hi.
Happy Friday.
Yeah, it is Friday as you're listening to this. It's always Friday. But listen, we're starting off on the wrong foot there. Can you please, please use my full brand new name when addressing me today?
What is, I don't know this one. What's your new hobby? Hang on.
No, no, it's not a hobby. Oh. No, no, it's just my new name. I get called around the house by wet eldest constantly.
I have no idea.
Bro dad.
Bro dad?
Bro dad. Just. What do you
mean? I
don't understand. Hopefully I can just get it to stick. So obviously he's always talking to his mates, whether he's on fortnight or whether he's on something, chatting to them or even, you know, when they're round and when he's playing out. yeah no bro bro
so bro always
get attention
bro
so he says bro and then quickly realizes i'm not his bro and has to change it to dad right so all i get is no bro dad bro dad bro dad oh god bless him So BroDad.
Them two little cretins are in me bad books.
Right.
The new game that they started playing, I'm not okay with it. What's the new game?
The
new game of Robin whispering to Rafe, scream when I pretend to hit you. So you clap his hands together and I'll go pack it and Rafe will go, Mom! And I'll go pack it and then they'll start
laughing.
And I'm like, oh, they're kind of bonding, but...
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's nice. It is nice. But the thing is, they're our children. So you can't really tell when they're acting or when they're not. They're quite good. They've got the gene. They're very good.
But
I
don't want to talk about them too much because I'm listening to an audio book at the minute about children. who've been online
like
youtube and families and stuff
yeah
oh they are they are traumatized
yeah so
yeah i'm trying not to talk about the kids too much
okay i'll have to delete all the notes i've got today because most oh
no no it's fine like
all my stand-ups about the kids yeah no it's just bits we're gonna we're
just basically i think we're just gonna have to pay them off
In the future, I'd just pay them off. Yeah. Well, they're not. No, we'll just have to be like. Are you
sorry? You are a lot of content.
Yeah.
For, you know, when you were younger, we
talked
about stuff quite a lot. You are faceless, though. Nobody knows what you look like.
He has a shiny farthing. And that's all they're getting.
There's 30 quid.
What? 35. Do you know what I mean? Possible 35 pounds. I'll tell you what.
No.
No.
He has a 100 pound Metro Centre voucher.
There it is. There you go. There it is. There's a Lego shop. Money that you have to spend where I tell you to spend. No,
but seriously.
yeah it's not but sorry so are you liking in us telling a few little anecdotes about our children each week are you liking that to the woman who took our kids beds away for a youtube no i had to fucking climb out of a window and go knock on a neighbor because she had them locked up yeah no i'm not it was a good fucking laugh
it's actually it's so sad when you i'm listening to the audiobook now it's really sad the stuff that some of these children that just don't have childhoods
Yeah, because they're just, yeah.
And if they don't perform, they're like nine years old.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the new nickname Chris is trying to make stick and why does it matter?
0:00–7:55
2
How did the ‘Bro‑Dad’ nickname come about and what’s the story behind it?
7:55–17:46
3
What is the bizarre ‘suitcase game’ Chris invented for the kids and how do you play it?
17:46–26:50
4
Why are Chris and Rosie campaigning to keep The Agadoo alive?
26:50–37:05
5
What’s the deal with the kids’ fart‑talk and how does it affect family life?
37:05–48:01
6
Why do true‑crime shows feel like a red‑flag for relationships?
48:01–56:27
7
What happened when a date‑night turned into a cat‑cage road‑trip?
56:27–1:00:32
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and invite listeners to get involved?
1:00:32–1:01:23
Speakers
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