RANKING THE BEST FEELINGS IN LIFE!

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What funny “baby‑daddy” name game do the hosts start with?

Unknown 0:00

I'll eat her when I get home. Scram, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't shout. Fresh from the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro,

Specs Gonzales 0:07

straight on my knees as soon

Unknown 0:08

as you finish that match. Yeah. Straight on

Specs Gonzales 0:09

Unknown 0:10

knees. Yeah, you deserve this. And did she drop 20? Yeah. You see her with a sign in her sink. Go, baby, go.

Specs Gonzales 0:26

What's your baby daddy's name saved as in your phone? brother obviously we've had a lot of these type of things this one by far was was the worst in my side in my eyes fuck okay what's your baby daddy's name save me a phone water boy because he's always saying my mama said my mama said

Unknown 0:48

bro

Specs Gonzales 0:49

oh fuck water boy Saved as 29,987.68 cents. That's what he owes me in child support. Next, he saved as John Cena, because my kids can't see him. Next, Tommy, he'll figure, because he'll figure out a way to lie about anything. Next, insufficient funds. Peak. Bro. Next, Trader Joe's, because he traded me for Joe. As in a male? Yes, bro. Fuck. It's DL, bros. Fucking

Unknown 1:31

hell. Do you think being DL is exciting or boring or both? I think both. I think both. I think it's exciting when you're getting some, but boring when you're with the opposite sex. So it's definitely both. But I think it's more boring than

Bruno Satin 1:43

exciting. I

Unknown 1:44

think so,

Specs Gonzales 1:45

yeah. What is that Jim Carrey film? He's married nicely and he's clarting Brez on the side. Oh, is it? Brez. Brez, bro. He roughhouses one Brez in the opening scene. Roughhouses.

Unknown 2:00

No idea. I love you, Philip Morris.

Specs Gonzales 2:03

Yes, bro. I love you, Philip Morris.

Unknown 2:05

Never

Specs Gonzales 2:06

seen it. I think

Unknown 2:07

we've

Specs Gonzales 2:07

spoken

Unknown 2:07

about this movie a couple times in the tenure of the show. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we've obviously spoken about Jim Carrey a couple times, randomly.

Specs Gonzales 2:16

And I feel like

Unknown 2:16

we've popped up his filmography and this has come up and you've mentioned it before.

Specs Gonzales 2:19

Oh, I'm surprised I've mentioned it before. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Open scene, he's a happily married man. Like the go-to husband of the neighborhood. Like it's all good. And then he has like a little dinner party. Everything like all the couples from the street come around, dinner party. He's like the typical, the funniest one. Everything, the most charismatic. The wife is gas. Next scene, he's at one of the other husband's yards. Plots the shit out of him. Wow. Yeah. Brother, double life, bro. Plot

Unknown 2:51

thickens.

Specs Gonzales 2:52

Yeah. So I think when I was watching that, I was thinking, these man... You must get a kick out of that.

Unknown 2:58

Facts.

Specs Gonzales 2:59

You must get a kick out of

Unknown 3:00

that. Facts, bro. But then coming home, you're thinking, what

Specs Gonzales 3:02

am I doing?

Unknown 3:03

Exactly. Post-nut, what am I doing? Post-nut would send me into a coma. Yeah, what am I actually doing? And what am I going to do about that? There's two separate questions. Yeah,

Specs Gonzales 3:13

yeah, yeah. In this movie,

Unknown 3:14

he does that. Okay, cool. He

Specs Gonzales 3:15

shacks up with Ewan McGregor

Unknown 3:17

and I'm

Specs Gonzales 3:17

pretty sure he gets HIV. He's pretty dead, but not, it's peak. But yeah, yeah, bro. He makes, I think he wakes up one day and says, I literally, I'm not doing this anymore.

Unknown 3:28

Damn.

Specs Gonzales 3:28

I'm not lying to myself anymore. And just locks it with his wife? Charges it with his wife. Wife loves him. I haven't seen this in years. I could be putting two, four different movies together. But from what I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Shacks up with brothers. And he just lives his best life, bro. Fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God. Wow.

Unknown 3:48

Traded me for Joe. You know, I was in the extra in a film with Ewan McGregor. I think. What? What did you just say? Was it Ewan McGregor? It might have been a... I think it was. I was a child on a swing in the background of a film, I think, with Ewan McGregor. And it was very weird. It's a very odd story. You've got some random gems, bro.

Specs Gonzales 4:12

Speak on it, bro. Speak

Unknown 4:13

on it. So basically, I was on the way back from school as a child in year two or year one. that's young yeah and I got I got like grabbed like by these bros saying yo yo oh like there's people around the corner filming they need like a child extra now like and they're gonna pay whatever and I think my brother said, yeah, I didn't even say yeah. He's like, yeah, yeah, calm, let's go. I was like, cool. Random council state in their mind, like whole set, bare people. I was like, what the fuck's going on?