"RE-RELEASE: Kerry Washington"

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Jason Bateman 0:02
Hello, listener. My name is Jason. I will be one of three hosts. I'm an on-time host. You're going to have a couple of tardy hosts joining us soon. If not, you're just going to get me, just a solo episode with me. I hope that's not your future. But until then, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a Capricorn, Sag Moon. I love things sweetened. with anything other than sugar. I, uh, I've had addiction issues. Um, I've got a handle on that. I think unless you put something sweetened with sugar in front of me, it's a real trigger situation for me. I just go right down a hillside full of sand. Uh, Oh, just in time. Here are the idiots guys. Welcome to smart list.
Sean Hayes 1:07
The listener does not know this, but this is our second episode today that we're recording. So what did you guys do in between shows?
Jason Bateman 1:16
I had a little egg sandwich. I had pasta. That I made myself. Not an egg salad sandwich like Sean would have made.
Will Arnett 1:24
You had an egg sandwich. Now, what was the bread? Was it actual bread? Not really. What was it?
Jason Bateman 1:28
It was gluten-free bread that, you know, I had to toast to within an inch of its life, so it tasted decent. And then I put a little fake butter on it, and then the eggs on top of it. Okay, hang on to that. And what is that?
Will Arnett 1:46
I'm pretty sure the eggs were real. We had a conversation with our friend on a different episode about enjoying ourselves and stuff, you know.
Jason Bateman 1:55
But I feel that – but it isn't – but that I enjoy – it tastes great. I enjoy it. I enjoy – now, last night we went out for a family dinner to this yummy little restaurant down the street that specializes in Italian food. So – I ordered a nice big fat cheese pizza.
Will Arnett 2:13
Oh, you did?
Jason Bateman 2:13
And I whiffed down more of that than probably I should have. And we had some pasta, and I had... In BH or in the Valley? Down in Laurel Canyon.
Will Arnett 2:23
Oh, a little pach. Yeah, yeah, a little pachanel. Oh, you went pachay, not pach. No, I know, but I say pach. You leave it off. That's how you know that you're legit when you leave it off.
Jason Bateman 2:33
That's how we go to pach.
Will Arnett 2:37
Hey, there's Mabe, and she can't hear us. Oh, wait, that was, hi, Mabel.
Jason Bateman 2:41
That was Mabel, yeah. She's over here.
Will Arnett 2:43
Are you guys going for dinner tonight together?
Jason Bateman 2:45
We're going to go, no, we're going to go over to our friend's house, and we're going to celebrate our friend Sean, because he's... He had a birthday a while ago.
Will Arnett 2:53
He had a birthday a while ago, and we, I wish I could be there with you guys. I know, I know, I'm going to miss you.
Jason Bateman 3:01
Well, you know, we'll FaceTime you. You FaceTimed in last week.
Will Arnett 3:04
I'll FaceTime. I will FaceTime again. Yeah, FaceTime in again. I will. I will. This face? You've got to give it time.
Jason Bateman 3:10
Who's got time for that? Is the rest of your body as dark as your face, Will?
Will Arnett 3:14
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Jason Bateman 3:15
I didn't ask to see it. Put your top back on.
Sean Hayes 3:18
I know. That is a tan like nobody's ever seen. It's really good.
Jason Bateman 3:21
So do you read, though? You said you read three books while you were there. Is it just for the bounce effect of the paper? Or do you enjoy reading?
Sean Hayes 3:29
He just opens it up and lets the sun take over.
Jason Bateman 3:33
What were the three books? Do you remember them? Were they all nonfiction? Were they all World War II books?
Sean Hayes 3:37
The Giving Tree.
Will Arnett 3:38
No. Again? I haven't finished my third, to be honest. What were the first two?
Jason Bateman 3:43
Were they just airport fiction?
Will Arnett 3:45
Well, one of them is my dad's book, Bean Fate, which I finally read, which is amazing. I'm so proud of my dad, Jim Arnett, who wrote a book during the pandemic. Yeah, that's incredible. And he wrote this sort of fictionalized this novel based on history and got it published. That's cool. Yeah, it's really cool. And honestly, I was reading it, I was just thinking the whole time, I'm like, I'm so... My dad did this. I'm so proud of my dad. Yeah. So it's called Bean Fate, and it's really, really good.
Jason Bateman 4:11
And... This is about the bean farmers of Calamongas?
Will Arnett 4:16
No, no.
Jason Bateman 4:17
I think you're... It's not the... It's a remake of the Bean War or something, right?
Will Arnett 4:22
Calamongas.
Jason Bateman 4:23
The Milagro Beanfield War. Yeah, good for him. Because I don't think they really got it on the last one. So, okay.
Will Arnett 4:29
Yeah. No, it's about booze runners back, you know, Prohibition style, you know, back in the day.

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