Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hello, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shen. And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today, Taemi. Who's a guppy fish. Tommy is in a zone today. Tommy has been in a zone. I've been in a zone. Tommy has been in a zone, and I love it. As of recording this, we are four days away from being done for the year. This is our final...
Smosh mouth This is our final shoot day Final shoot day Of the year Of the year Of 2025 Now as of this airing It's 2026 Right But Happy New Year We're filming this in December We take a big break So we're not gonna have time In January to film this episode To get it out in time Right Tommy's energy Is just like his phone No case Okay He's free He's wild He's energetic And he could drop At any moment And cracks Tommy have you ever Owned a phone case?
Yes, oh, I used to phone case all the time. What happened? I dated someone who put it into my brain that if you didn't have a phone case, you look rich. What an insane origin. What? If you don't have a phone... Oh, because... Because I can afford a replacement. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. But also, I have the green back case. I have the orange. Ew! It's so cute.
What are you talking about? But see, I could do a clear phone case... But I want to look rich. And I guess I look poor. No. But then you also don't have the mag thing that you can stick onto stuff. I know, it's heartbreaking. Wait, what's this? No, you still have magnet. That's the ring. You still have magnet. Yeah, but that's really- That's to keep the magnet through the case. Wait a second.
That doubles the magnet. Oh, so this doesn't hook onto my fridge or anything, right? It can. It can. It can. It can. You just X-Men yelled at the wall. I had to get it out. People who burp like that are wild creatures. And Tommy does. He burps, yells. Dude, you know the burp that I think trips me up the most is Arasha's. Because Arasha does the thing where she's like, bet, bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like, what are you doing? Let it out. We were on the game set. I wonder if it'll make it into a video. This is so nonsense. I said something and then Arasha went to repeat it and just went, bet, bet, bet, bet. And then just like shut down. And so now I just, I'll go up to her and I'll go, bet, bet, bet, bet. Did she mean to shut down? She just went to, her brain just short-circuited.
So she went to go say something. Let me say my brain has short-circuited a lot. I'm sure. Frank? You got it. Yeah, I just can't speak. Can I ask, this is airing on the 26th. Of January. January. So the live show is done. The live show happened 10 days ago. How are we feeling about the live show? I thought it went really well. I hope good. I hope good.
I realized I've not talked about it a lot in the previous Smosh Mouths because we were shooting them before we even announced the live show. But I hope it went well. I was working on that bad boy for six months. That's wild. Yeah. But hey, you can still check it out, I'm sure. Yeah, I got my lines memorized day of the live show. Yeah, right at the last second. I got my line memorized.
I can't believe you did what you did in that show. Oh my God, it was wild what I did. Yeah, absolutely. I was disgusting. It was gross. That backflip that I did, I nearly broke my right hip. Yeah, good thing you broke your left one instead. Thank God. Anyways, I'm recovered. Good. How was everybody's Christmas today? Oh. Hot chocolate. Hot chocolate. Marshmallows. It was good.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about their recent live show?
And then we've also got Weber. You're like, aw. I think being a newscaster, I oddly feel like the big, insane news stories, that's got to be the easiest, most interesting part of the job. When I see when it's like, oh, you're a newscaster and they're putting you out in the field at the chili cook-off, I'm like, that's got to be agony. You've got to be milking that energy.
Dude, they just sit... They sit forever. And if they're going to court, they're in court for hours and hours and hours. And then it's their time to go... I just... And you think, like, Channel 7 is, like, glitz and glam. Like, it's old in there. Like, they don't even... They didn't even have... When I was there, they didn't even have everything on digital. I'm sure.
You had to go to, like, little tapes in the stacks that were, like, there's a dead body in here. Like, it was, like, old. Yeah. It just... It felt like, and you didn't know what time it was, and it was definitely 4 a.m., and every time I would park my car, I'd go through the alleyway, and there was tons of rats. The amount of rats that hit my boots Hit your boots? Hit my boots.
So you're making it sound like you're not kicking rats. It sounds like they're T-boning your shoes. No, the rats were attacking my boots. They would, like, run at your shoes? I didn't kick nothing. I just shuffled through the alleyway. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My boots had rat prints all over them every day. So they're just hanging out, having a normal night, just, like, having conversations.
And then a giant scary woman comes in with her big feet. Their normal night is this. Just running from. They're going, I got you. Tag. I got you. I got you this side. And then I'm just going. Doof. Doof. Channel seven. That's my life. Channel seven. Oh, well, fun. Yeah. Well, fun. The news anchor voice is probably my favorite thing ever.
When you talk like this and you dip it down here and you know that you're going to go here, but everybody knows that it's this time. Amanda, my favorite thing is when there's up and down, side to side. And I'm sitting at this table next to Shane and Amanda. Tonight, we'll find out what I'm going to say next. What's in your fridge that will kill you at 11? It goes up at the end.
And what we mean by that is at 11 p.m., your fridge will kill you. Your fridge will kill you. Isn't that great? Now let's see these puppies. Later tonight after Jimmy Fallon, we'll find out who's behind you and what they're about to do. Very good. Very good. Thanks. It's fun. It's fun, you know? It is a fun time. No, it sounds like it's actually not fun ever, but it's fun. But it's fun to hear.
It's fun to hear. If it was my dream, it would be unbelievable. But it wasn't my dream. It was like, I want to be an actor. And my mom was like, you're going to do this is the next best thing. I remember we did that. We had a we did a local news for L.A. We did an interview where someone came in here and just like the what it demands to do that type of work.
I'm like, I'm incapable one day and I'd be so exhausted. I'd have to nap for five months. Especially if you're just starting out. It's just you, a cameraman, you're doing everything. Truly. Yeah, and you have to care so much about nothing. And you're wearing makeup. Simply. Two hours before you're on air. So if you work at the 4 a.m., Shift, you're up at 2 a.m. Yikes. Oh, my God. Yikes. Yikes.
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Chapter 3: What are the segment ideas for the new year?
This one tasted like if white wine was a cigar. Okay, go with me. It was really good. It was really nice. People are like, ew! No, I like that. I'm like, wait till you're in your 30s.
You're gonna want your wine to taste like a cigar.
Wow, that voice is good. We need another scam caller to call. For real. Diabetes. What do you mean? What? This voice is so good. Me when I'm at Tosche Station in Star Wars.
This voice is so good.
That was crazy. You sounded like you work for Jabba the Hutt. Or at the DMV, like the woman comes out at the end. Did you bring me ice cream? Jesus. It's so good. You sound like you're part of a Daft Punk song. I'm losing it a little bit. So good. I guess this was the second, the third day. So maybe the recommendation is the third day. Because you can kind of get away with the second day.
I poured it and it was at the bottom. And I've had this wine before. It has a picture of a woman who looks like Natalie Portman on it. And I continuously find it because I'm like, oh, there's Natalie Portman again. I guess I'll get the cigar wine.
Of course.
Anyway, poured it out.
Thick.
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Chapter 4: What moments in parenting do the hosts relate to?
And it was like, oh, my God. This is that moment. This is that moment where people go, parenting is hard. I'm like, oh no, this is that moment. This is where it's at. Like childbirth, I'll do it again and again. Literally, literally. It's like that famous picture of that mom who's holding her crying son and she's sitting on the toilet and there's another son holding her leg.
Have you guys seen that picture? Is that a picture or a painting?
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the challenges of parenting?
I don't know. I know what you're talking about though. But I was like, yep. But I was crying in joy. Of course.
Chapter 6: What is the concept behind Hot Take Roulette?
Because you're like, oh my God, I have my son, I have this breakfast, and everything's really working out. But it was like tasting a crepe in that moment just solidified it. It just launched it. Anyways. Where's your mom?
Chapter 7: How do the hosts engage with the game dynamics?
Where's your mom? Should we swap back? Let's do it. This is a fun place to be. Yeah. Yeah. You're in the middle. I'm really happy for our guests. I have the most energy in this chair. 100%. Really? I don't know why. What did you think about my chair? It's good. Oh. So, yeah. Yeah, I think it's Shane's chair that has the energy. I think I just bring those vibes there. My chair's just fine.
It's professional, I guess. I think it's professional. It's grounding. It's a grounding force. Yeah. Yeah, I feel very professional here. You shut down when you sat in it. You kind of were fine when you sat in it. I was kind of fine. Fun. I feel like... Yeah. Okay. I'm going to have to change some things. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to have to bring some new energy. Okay.
I'm going to have to chill out. Yeah. Switch it up a bit. Yeah. I'm going to be chill. I'm going to be relaxed. No filter. For sure. For sure. Yeah. Let's go back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm back. I'm back in my chair. Okay. I have a segment. And we're back. Actually, you haven't done one yet. And we're back. I don't have one. Do you not have any? I'm kidding.
I know you have some companies because we talked about it before. No, you go. Okay, I think it would be fun to answer one of the questions that make you fall in love with people. Every episode we do. That's like 50. There's like 50, right? From Women's Health Magazine? There's like 50 questions? Yeah. So if we start doing that, we could do one every week for a whole year.
You said make someone fall in love with you? Uh-huh. Yeah. Or to determine. Oh, I love that. I'm picking one. I'm picking one. I'm picking one. Where's your mom? Where's your mom, kid? Where's your mom? She's got a cigarette. She burns it out on the floaty. It deflates. She sinks.
If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?
So if a crystal ball... Thank you. Elda? Ina? I don't know what your name is. You're welcome. It's getting worse. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, anything else, what would you want to know? Her name is Ina because she's Ina Pool right now. It is your seat. Your seat's fun. Mine is lame. God. Mine's so serious. I'm like, segments.
Sorry, what is the question? If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know? Not the future. I do not want to know about the future. I don't want to know the future either. My life. My life. My life. I'm scared to go to a psychic for that reason. I don't want them to tell me something that I don't want to know.
I guess my life. I don't know.
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