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What happens when someone rubs my belly and implies I'm pregnant?
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Even if they're unsuccessful in my treatment, that they will have learned from my treatment that we'll be able to to allow others to stand on my shoulders to be able to be helped.
How did I Annie my way into being adopted by rich people?
Join the fight for cures. Tell your elected representatives to support American medical research. Visit unitedforcures.org slash action to send a letter today. Paid for by United for Cures Action. Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today it's our final episode of Reddit Stories of 2025. And the great thing is, it might be our final episode of Reddit Stories for 2025, but it is the first episode of Reddit Stories in a while that has our good friend, Amanda Leehan-Canto, who is busy talking to Angela.
Why am I uncomfortable with my dad's new shirt?
Sorry. They've been talking for months now. But today, we have the wildest story. Sorry, sorry. We haven't been in a video together yet. Oh my God, we haven't been in a video together. Were you catching her on? Hi, Shane. Hi, Amanda. Yeah, we were just talking about fettuccine and, you know, farts.
What happens when a wedding date is changed last minute?
That's so great. She goes, well, I barf a little when I have fettuccine. That's traditional. You know, I'm back. Yes. Yes. It feels good. It feels good to be back on this couch with this. God, I love this blanket. Absolutely nothing has changed. Nothing. Nothing. I love that. Shockingly, the same couch, same chair. And this. Yeah. But you have had her all day. Now I get her. Yeah, honey. All right. So just keep the reading quick. Okay.
What are the implications of a straight man saying vaginas are badly optimized?
Our producers, they've been saving these stories for this episode. These are some of the wildest stories they've come across this year, where they couldn't quite find the right spot for them, so they saved them for now. For us. They saved them for you. Yay. So I think we'll need to buckle up for this whole episode. Okay. Yeah. It's from here. Buckle, buckle. Yeah. It's one of the... Oh, my God. Yeah, buckle. Yeah. Nice. We're at six flags. Yeah. Which is not a good omen. Bad omen. All right. All right, well, are we ready to hop in? I'm so ready. Okay, here we go. Our first story, Am I the Asshole? This was posted earlier this year, around April. Am I the asshole for snapping when someone rubbed my belly and implied I might be pregnant?
So today my office building was throwing a little fiesta themed event and they offered free lunch in the cafeteria. A bunch of us went down to grab food. While I was standing in line, I opened the Nest camera app to check on something and saw a little bird that's been showing up outside every day. I laughed and casually said to no one in particular, this bird comes to visit me every day. Right after I said that, a coworker who has made pregnancy comments toward me before came up, rubbed my belly without asking, and said something like, maybe it's because you've got a baby bird on the way. I felt this immediate wave of rage. Like, why are we still doing this in 2025? So I said, don't be wishing that kind of bad luck on me.
She looked super taken aback, and my boss, who overheard, also looked at me like I just said something offensive. It felt like I was the crazy one for being upset, but I didn't ask to be touched. I'm not pregnant, and I don't really like people making those kinds of comments about my body.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:13
2
What happens when someone rubs my belly and implies I'm pregnant?
0:13–1:16
3
How did I Annie my way into being adopted by rich people?
1:16–1:55
4
Why am I uncomfortable with my dad's new shirt?
1:55–2:15
5
What happens when a wedding date is changed last minute?
2:15–2:47
6
What are the implications of a straight man saying vaginas are badly optimized?
2:47–8:52
7
What are the reactions to a wedding email that changes plans last minute?
8:52–14:01
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What are the consequences of a wedding planner's decisions?
14:01–1:17:22
Speakers
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