Sibling relationships are NEVER complicated, right? PODCAST: https://smo.sh/PitRedditSpotify https://smo.sh/PitRedditiHeart https://smo.sh/PitRedditApple 0:00 Intro 2:11 My gf called me brother during sex https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1igavpm/my_girlfriend_called_me_brother_while_having_sx/ 5:53 I refused to buy a gift for a kid because it was their sibling's birthday https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1j1k80y/aita_for_refusing_to_buy_a_gift_for_a_kid_because/ 12:21 I was not invited to the family holiday https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1j3lg3q/aita_for_crashing_out_cause_im_not_invited_on_the/ 21:20 Bf's mom called my blind brother "excess baggage" https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3bzeka/boyfriends_mom_called_my_blind_brother_25m_excess/ 32:49 My brother in law confessed feelings for me https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1ht6d5k/my_brother_in_law_confessed_feelings_for_me_after/ 43:12 My daughter's friend was actually her sister https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1go13g0/my_daughters_friend_in_elementary_school_was/ 47:41 Trevor's confession!!! SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Art Coordinator: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and what is the theme of the episode?
Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Red Stories. I'm Shane, and today, the theme, siblings. And I'm here with my brother and my sister. Hello.
We're a big family here.
Siblings, everybody always gets along, right? Siblings, there's never a problem. Everything's always good.
It's like the Brady Bunch.
So you have sisters, you have a brother.
Correct.
Yeah, I have three sisters, one brother.
Yeah, my brother and I got into it. I have some fun stories about him and me. Oh, shit. Yeah. I made him cry real bad once. Is he a younger or older brother? Older.
You made your older brother cry?
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Chapter 2: What happened when the girlfriend called her boyfriend 'brother' during sex?
Yeah, we roast our siblings. That's what we do.
Mm-hmm. Before we begin, we have something exciting to tell you. We had a confessions episode months back where Trevor said he would confess something he's never told anyone if the video got 150,000 likes. And as of now, it has over 150,000 likes. So at the end of this video, Trevor, you are going to confess.
I have made my bed and I will lie in it. Wow. Right.
I can't wait to hear it.
Yeah. I feel like now it's been built up. It's really stupid. It's really dumb. Probably is. It is embarrassing, though.
I think so. Let's get into this first story, shall we?
Yes.
All right, here we go. This comes from Am I the Asshole? My girlfriend called me brother while having sex. It's not quite the sibling story we thought we'd start with. What if it's like a Hulk Hogan, like, oh, brother. I, a 28-year-old man, and my girlfriend, a 29-year-old woman, were in the middle of having sex. We were nearing climax when I went to grab her hand.
She quickly clasped it and pulled my arm toward her in the style of friendly handshake. She brought it in and said, hell yeah, brother. No! I couldn't anymore. My erection died, and, well, I felt like I just gave one of the boys a good old bring it in, pat on the back, and go get beers handshake. Had to tell somebody, thanks, Reddit, for listening to my misery. Dude, there's nothing I can say.
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Chapter 3: Is it wrong to refuse buying a gift for a sibling at a birthday party?
But if you're referring to the birthday kid as a brat, you should just stay home. I think we landed on that too.
It's like, why are you going to this dude? It's also like, I feel like every birthday I had when I was younger, you get a bunch of gifts and sort of everyone plays with them when you're a kid. It's like you're getting cake and then you're opening up everything. It's like, oh, I got three Nerf guns. Let's run around.
There's no way the kid, the sibling, doesn't have something to play with, something new to do.
It's kind of purely an ego thing. It's just like, I'm mad that this person's getting a day and I'm not getting a day. It's not, because yeah, you're right, at a birthday party, no matter where you're at, there's so much shit everywhere. But.
God, kids' birthdays, they're so complicated.
No, those videos of a younger sibling wanting to blow out the birthday candles of their older sibling.
Or the parents who are like really intense about like fear and the birthday cake gets there and I'm like, happy birthday. All right, let's move on. Let's hide everything else.
You're just like, oh my God.
Oh my God. Birthdays for little kids are so, they can either be great or they're interesting. Oh my God.
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Chapter 4: What does 'crashing out' mean and why was someone not invited on the family holiday?
Update. Oh my god.
I feel like we're missing a lot, so maybe we're gonna get some stuff. My younger brother and his friend were meant to share the room with my sister and her friend, but he decided he wanted to book his own room using his own money, so he did.
Then when I heard there's a room free in the apartment, I asked if I could just add on flights and stay there, but my sister was having none of it because they wanted it to themselves. So I rang my mom and was like, I can't afford a whole separate room. Like, let me sleep on the couch in my sister's room. She refused. I then said, well, can you pay for half of it with me? Because that's not fair.
You may get whoever, insert sister's friend's name, is to do anything you want for you. My mother then said, yeah, okay, I'll go halves with you for it. So all sorted now, and I'll be sunning it in Spain in July.
Okay, so nothing was really solved.
It's like a conversation was had. It just sounds like all these people are like, okay, yeah.
Okay, yeah, like really, like honestly, yeah, like I'll split it halfway with you.
She got a coupon on the family vacay. Okay, so this sounds like the ultimate in not communicating and not understanding the situation. It's because it sounds like she heard some stuff and came to further conclusions about what was going on when really it wasn't as intense as she thought. She talked to the mom and was just like, can we go house on it? And the mom was just like, okay, yeah.
Like that was all, I think there's just not a lot of like communicating or thinking going on here.
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Chapter 5: How did the boyfriend's mom insult the blind brother and what was the reaction?
She said it's not the first time she's making comments like that about disabled people, and she said she's ashamed. I decided not to engage in a social media piss war and stayed out. But while the mom's friends were commenting like, the young don't know how to respect these days, the sister commented that, mom, you left out what you said to her first, kind of proving her point.
Please put this down and stop. A few hours later, the post was gone.
W sister, W dad. Why did the boyfriend kind of sucks here? Boyfriend kind of sucks.
Boyfriend let her down hard. Saying you're both at fault. Like, oh my God, dude.
The boyfriend is enabling the mom. And the fact that the dad and the sister had to like support the girlfriend and the boyfriend's not.
Mm-hmm. And that comment is unbelievable. And it was a comment, it was like, oh, she said something, you respond. It's like, your mom said something, and then doubled down and explained what she meant by it. Like, this was not a moment of whatever. This was a fully thought out thing. The sisters now agreeing, like, oh, she's,
Horribly ableist and says horrible shit all the time awful, so yeah, I'm disappointed in my boyfriend if he had the balls of his sister He'd been great, but sadly he doesn't his dad and sister stood up to the mom, and he didn't I never make a decision Impulsively so I didn't break up with him although.
I'm leaning towards that decision I just need to think and any advice to this all is also very welcome and
Say goodbye.
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Chapter 6: What is Trevor's confession teased at the beginning of the episode?
He doesn't necessarily need his brother to believe him if he can get his fiance and the rest of the family to believe his version of events. In fact, he doesn't even need the family to firmly take his side. It's more likely they'll forever doubt who to believe, which will make everything awkward from now on. Hmm. It caused a huge mess in our family for about a year.
We all kind of moved past it and still see each other at get togethers, but it is awkward to say the least. I'm sorry you're having to deal with this too. It's a hard road to navigate.
See, that's what sucks is I feel like the women usually gets blamed first. And that's where my worry is, is that it's going to be like... Because the fiancé's in such a tough position. She's about to get married to what she thinks is the love of her life. And she's like, well, I trust him, and you're my friend. And it's just so easy to blame the other woman.
But she needs to just get on this as soon as she can.
Yeah. Ugh. That sucks. Yeah. No update on it, too.
What? You have to go. You can't read us this story without an update, Shane. Boo. You suck, Shane.
I know this is all on you. You suck. You suck, Shane. No update. I'm not going to sleep tonight. I hate you, Shane.
Whoa. He's going so hard. I don't like you right now, but I will like you later at some point when we have to work together again. You might be a fad.
Our final story comes from Confessions. My daughter's friend in elementary school was actually her sister. In our younger days, the ex-wife and I would get drunk and have foursomes with a coworker and his wife.
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