Brother From The Same Mother | Reading Reddit Stories
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Who are the hosts and what is the theme of the episode?
Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Red Stories. I'm Shane, and today, the theme, siblings. And I'm here with my brother and my sister. Hello.
We're a big family here.
Siblings, everybody always gets along, right? Siblings, there's never a problem. Everything's always good.
It's like the Brady Bunch.
So you have sisters, you have a brother.
Correct.
Yeah, I have three sisters, one brother.
Yeah, my brother and I got into it. I have some fun stories about him and me. Oh, shit. Yeah. I made him cry real bad once. Is he a younger or older brother? Older.
You made your older brother cry?
Yeah, well, here's the thing is that he was always bigger than me because I grew late, and so I had to learn how to hurt him emotionally. He would hurt me physically, and I had to find out how I could hurt him.
I heard that younger brothers have it really hard. They're just constantly in battlegrounds.
Yeah, I'm really a martyr.
Wow.
Yeah. Sucks. Yeah, it sucks for you. My brothers are so much older than me, I don't think I dealt with that. They were like,
They're like, oh, hey, you can come.
They're like, they're not threatened by me.
They're like, you're just a little kid. Yeah, my brother's two and a half years older than me, so, like, we were in high school at the same time. That's brutal. And I'm cooler than him, so it was really tough.
You always roast him. You know, you roasted him on Smosh Rough, too, and I was like, damn.
People think I hate him. I love him. I love him to death.
Sure, that's how siblings go.
What happened when the girlfriend called her boyfriend 'brother' during sex?
Yeah, we roast our siblings. That's what we do.
Mm-hmm. Before we begin, we have something exciting to tell you. We had a confessions episode months back where Trevor said he would confess something he's never told anyone if the video got 150,000 likes. And as of now, it has over 150,000 likes. So at the end of this video, Trevor, you are going to confess.
I have made my bed and I will lie in it. Wow. Right.
I can't wait to hear it.
Yeah. I feel like now it's been built up. It's really stupid. It's really dumb. Probably is. It is embarrassing, though.
I think so. Let's get into this first story, shall we?
Yes.
All right, here we go. This comes from Am I the Asshole? My girlfriend called me brother while having sex. It's not quite the sibling story we thought we'd start with. What if it's like a Hulk Hogan, like, oh, brother. I, a 28-year-old man, and my girlfriend, a 29-year-old woman, were in the middle of having sex. We were nearing climax when I went to grab her hand. She quickly clasped it and pulled my arm toward her in the style of friendly handshake. She brought it in and said, hell yeah, brother. No! I couldn't anymore. My erection died, and, well, I felt like I just gave one of the boys a good old bring it in, pat on the back, and go get beers handshake. Had to tell somebody, thanks, Reddit, for listening to my misery. Dude, there's nothing I can say.
Like, what?
Yeah, there's not much to say to that one.
You can't assume, well, maybe she meant this. No.
Okay, it's better than I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be a weird fetish thing, and then it was like, no, she was joking around. No, she was joking around. But joking around in the middle of it, which... Unfortunately, it's funny as shit. It's amazingly funny. It's actually really funny. Yeah. I think it's kind of endearing. Yeah.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and what is the theme of the episode?
1:00–2:27
2
What happened when the girlfriend called her boyfriend 'brother' during sex?
2:27–12:34
3
Is it wrong to refuse buying a gift for a sibling at a birthday party?
12:34–20:11
4
What does 'crashing out' mean and why was someone not invited on the family holiday?
20:11–30:22
5
How did the boyfriend's mom insult the blind brother and what was the reaction?
30:22–42:57
6
What is Trevor's confession teased at the beginning of the episode?
42:57–55:20
Speakers
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