We're Judging You w/ Amber Singletary | Reading Reddit Stories
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Hello, welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is wild. Some wild stories. And I'm joined by a wild guest. Please welcome Amber Singletary. Hello! And also joining us is Ian.
Woo!
Amber, you are a stand-up comedian, you're a writer, and you host a series called Judgey. I do. Where you talk to people on the streets about their wild stories, and you judge them. Yes. And you actually judged Ian. Yes. So a little backstory here. You ran into Ian on the streets, and you were talking to him about a story where a guy was... What was the story? Here we go. Okay, so... Is this okay? Is this okay if we bring this up?
No, this is perfect.
Okay. A guy was hitting on slash accosting one of our... Just say hitting on. Okay, so he was hitting on one of our coworkers at a bar. And he kind of wouldn't stop. And I heard him say that he was... 5'11". He was 5'11", yeah. I watched it. Okay, good. And I looked at him and I said, no, you're not. You're 5'8". And he's like, what? No, I'm not. I'm like, yeah, we're the same height. I'm 5'8". And he's like, no, no, no. You're higher. You're higher. And then so finally, I said, okay, let's see the ID. And so he pulled out his driver's license. And that shit said 5'8". Wow. And she said that... That you should have pulled the guy's license.
In the heat of the moment... Judges don't hear stories twice, okay? So we can't always hear the facts. Hindsight is 20-20. Leave me alone.
Who are the hosts and guest introduced at the start of the episode?
You did apologize and say that I deserved a retrial.
I did say that, but please, nobody else. This is the only retrial allowed in history.
Only retrial you're doing. Yes. How long have you been doing this series?
So about since February of last year.
Cool.
And it's just, it's so fun. I love doing it. I love judging people. It's the best.
It's the best.
Do you have off the cuff, like one of the wildest stories you've ever heard?
Is there like just... So there was one where we had to basically stop the person in the middle and be like, hey, so this is a crime and it sounds like you're stalking this person. So we did have to, there have been a couple of guests that I had to be like, hey, so this is an actual crime.
So you're like actually guilty.
Yeah, like she was like, yeah, I was dating this guy and then the dating turned into I'm his neighbor and then that turned into I'm leaving notes under his door and then it turned into I'm showing up to his job and I go, hey, so... I am actually not trained on actual criminals, so you actually have to leave.
It's above my pay grade.
Yeah, I was like, please don't finish this story. And then she goes, yeah. And then after his second restraining order, and I go, okay.
And now we're moving on.
And she was innocent. I'm just kidding.
But you're guilty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, fantastic. Well, hey, we're going to be reading a bunch of Am I the Asshole stories, so the purpose is to judge these people, kind of.
I can't wait.
This is your ballpark. Are you, and you're familiar with Reddit?
Yes.
Okay.
Maybe too much.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a slippery slope.
I just, I like to get into the minds of things that I have never before seen. And that's, Reddit is that kind of place.
Yeah, absolutely.
Like, there's an Orca subreddit. There's one for dolphins. People that want to learn dolphin language, I'm in that one.
Oh, how's that going? So... What's the dolphin word for boat? Oh, okay. Wow.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay.
Very controversial of you to say. You think? Oh, maybe it was the accent.
Yeah, maybe bleep it out.
Maybe bleep it out. Sorry.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:08–2:40
2
Who are the hosts and guest introduced at the start of the episode?
2:40–11:54
3
What happened when the OP was left outside a Miami club and withheld concert tickets?
11:54–34:58
4
Did breaking up over a TikTok toilet-plunger prank make someone overreact?
34:58–45:23
5
What were the hosts' thoughts on online prank culture and posting partner videos for views?
45:23–1:07:23
6
Should a partner honor a previously agreed wedding plus-one when another invite appears?
1:07:23–1:10:21
Speakers
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