We're Judging You w/ Amber Singletary | Reading Reddit Stories

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Greg Foot 0:08
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Unknown 0:30
Juuu, täällä on valittavana 1268 ravintolaannosta, 540 hotellihuonetta, 6 elokuvasalia, 20 keilarataa, 8 saunaa, ainakin 12 allasta ja 26 pakohuonetta. Lomareissu, täältähän se vasta alkaa. Että mitenkäs nyt suupannaan? Suurenmoista, suurenmoiseen elämään.
Shayne Topp 0:55
Hello, welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is wild. Some wild stories. And I'm joined by a wild guest. Please welcome Amber Singletary. Hello! And also joining us is Ian.
Woo!
Shayne Topp 1:14
Amber, you are a stand-up comedian, you're a writer, and you host a series called Judgey. I do. Where you talk to people on the streets about their wild stories, and you judge them. Yes. And you actually judged Ian. Yes. So a little backstory here. You ran into Ian on the streets, and you were talking to him about a story where a guy was... What was the story? Here we go. Okay, so... Is this okay? Is this okay if we bring this up?
Amber Singletary 1:39
No, this is perfect.
Shayne Topp 1:40
Okay. A guy was hitting on slash accosting one of our... Just say hitting on. Okay, so he was hitting on one of our coworkers at a bar. And he kind of wouldn't stop. And I heard him say that he was... 5'11". He was 5'11", yeah. I watched it. Okay, good. And I looked at him and I said, no, you're not. You're 5'8". And he's like, what? No, I'm not. I'm like, yeah, we're the same height. I'm 5'8". And he's like, no, no, no. You're higher. You're higher. And then so finally, I said, okay, let's see the ID. And so he pulled out his driver's license. And that shit said 5'8". Wow. And she said that... That you should have pulled the guy's license.
Amber Singletary 2:29
In the heat of the moment... Judges don't hear stories twice, okay? So we can't always hear the facts. Hindsight is 20-20. Leave me alone.

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Shayne Topp 2:40
You did apologize and say that I deserved a retrial.
Amber Singletary 2:43
I did say that, but please, nobody else. This is the only retrial allowed in history.
Shayne Topp 2:47
Only retrial you're doing. Yes. How long have you been doing this series?
Amber Singletary 2:51
So about since February of last year.
Shayne Topp 2:53
Cool.
Amber Singletary 2:54
And it's just, it's so fun. I love doing it. I love judging people. It's the best.
It's the best.
Shayne Topp 2:58
Do you have off the cuff, like one of the wildest stories you've ever heard?
Amber Singletary 3:03
Is there like just... So there was one where we had to basically stop the person in the middle and be like, hey, so this is a crime and it sounds like you're stalking this person. So we did have to, there have been a couple of guests that I had to be like, hey, so this is an actual crime.
Shayne Topp 3:19
So you're like actually guilty.
Amber Singletary 3:21
Yeah, like she was like, yeah, I was dating this guy and then the dating turned into I'm his neighbor and then that turned into I'm leaving notes under his door and then it turned into I'm showing up to his job and I go, hey, so... I am actually not trained on actual criminals, so you actually have to leave.
Shayne Topp 3:40
It's above my pay grade.
Amber Singletary 3:42
Yeah, I was like, please don't finish this story. And then she goes, yeah. And then after his second restraining order, and I go, okay.
Shayne Topp 3:49
And now we're moving on.
Amber Singletary 3:51
And she was innocent. I'm just kidding.
Shayne Topp 3:55
But you're guilty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shayne Topp 3:57
Well, fantastic. Well, hey, we're going to be reading a bunch of Am I the Asshole stories, so the purpose is to judge these people, kind of.
I can't wait.
Shayne Topp 4:04
This is your ballpark. Are you, and you're familiar with Reddit?
Amber Singletary 4:08
Yes.
Shayne Topp 4:08
Okay.
Amber Singletary 4:09
Maybe too much.
Shayne Topp 4:10
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a slippery slope.
Amber Singletary 4:13
I just, I like to get into the minds of things that I have never before seen. And that's, Reddit is that kind of place.
Shayne Topp 4:19
Yeah, absolutely.
Amber Singletary 4:19
Like, there's an Orca subreddit. There's one for dolphins. People that want to learn dolphin language, I'm in that one.
Shayne Topp 4:27
Oh, how's that going? So... What's the dolphin word for boat? Oh, okay. Wow.
Amber Singletary 4:32
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay.
Shayne Topp 4:34
Very controversial of you to say. You think? Oh, maybe it was the accent.
Amber Singletary 4:37
Yeah, maybe bleep it out.
Shayne Topp 4:39
Maybe bleep it out. Sorry.

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