Chapter 1: Why is Valerie struggling to get her commercial?
Act two, interior free weights area day. The camera walks up to Kayla, who's distracted on her phone.
Hey, hey, hey. Do you know what GYM stands for?
No idea. The camera starts to drift, but Kayla stops cameraman Sam. Wait, do... Do I know you? You look familiar.
No, no, no. Do you have a client that's in?
It's fine. Behind them, weak-armed client flails under a barbell.
Crush it! Get that one rep max!
The client chokes and turns red. Brian runs over and lifts the barbell. The client gasps for air. Kayla squints at cameraman Sam. What's your name? Brian pulls Kayla from the conversation. Cameraman Sam takes the opportunity to escape. I think Kayla, you're probably almost dead.
I think I know that camera guy.
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Focus. Just focus, okay? We need this commercial. We gotta bring in some fresh meat.
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Chapter 2: What chaos ensues during the group fitness class?
I am tired of working at the old folks gym. Okay, good peace.
Interior smoothie area day. The camera catches Valerie gazing at a giant bulletin board of old photos. Cameraman Sam pipes up from behind the camera.
Old employees.
Oh, yeah.
And famous clients. Yeah, this is where Johnny Cash got his ostriches. And, um... I don't mean to brag, but big boy from out past got his owls here.
Valerie points out photos. The camera zooms in on a different one. A man with a tall cowboy hat, his face X'd out.
Who's that in the cowboy hat?
Valerie rips down the photo and glares at the camera. We don't talk about Gary. Interior, treadmill area, day. Brian sees Kayla sneaking a photo of cameraman Sam with her phone, but if she's there, where's... He notices client Carlin, 80s, fit, nosy, speed walking to Valerie. Brian intercepts and redirects him to a treadmill.
Hi, how are you? How can I help you, sir? I heard that Johnny is out. I wanted to ask Valerie about group fitness.
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Chapter 3: How does the smoothie situation escalate?
Nothing happens.
What do you mean the blender won't run without Wi-Fi?
Well, Valerie, you're the one who bought it. All new tech this, optical that. She won't even let me put a fucking cocaine mix in the smoothies anymore. I mean, that was a real fucking energy drink, am I right?
Am I? Oh, so the Wi-Fi is out, not the POS. Alexa will fix this, okay.
Mary pulls out an ancient blender and hugs it to her ample bosom like a lover. You can make a sexy fucking beast.
Reliable. How I miss you.
Interior server room day. Wade crawls through a jungle of dusty cables and plugs... Wade crawls through a jungle of dusty cables and plugs his laptop into the server. He sees some papers jammed in the rack. They're envelopes. Invoice. Urgent. Overdue.
Sexy techie, you're terminally online. Who is this?
Wade hides the envelopes in his bag as Kayla barges in with her phone. He examines the shoddy picture of cameraman Sam.
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Chapter 4: What secrets are revealed in the server room?
What's happy baby now? Kayla shows up, weighed in tow.
What's the server password?
I don't know. Check the front desk? She ups the incline and speed on Carlin's treadmill.
Carlin, good job today. This is your final push. I'll be right back.
Wait, can we turn on the TV? But the group keep walking. Interior smoothie area slash treadmill area intercut. Valerie blends strawberries and milk.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours. I teach it.
I'm lactose intolerant. Oh. But Valerie's distracted. But Valerie's distracted. She sees Carlin across the room struggling to keep pace. He reaches up to turn the TV on. Carlin stumbles, then scrambles. Brian and Kayla whip around to see Carlin on the floor. Hold up one second. Can we, from Chris's line, I'm lactose intolerant, start there? I'm lactose intolerant? But Valerie is distracted.
She sees Carlin across the room struggling to keep pace. He reaches up to turn the TV on. Carlin stumbles, then scrambles.
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Chapter 5: What happens when Alexa jumps off the diving board?
Bump! Brian and Kayla whip around to see Carlin on the floor. Valerie abandons the smoothie and starts across the room. Brian and Kayla rush back to him. Kayla offers a hand.
I'm fine, I'm fine. Back in my day, there were no treadmills. If you fell outside, you got asphalt in your hands. I haven't felt this good since the war. Thanks, little lady.
Carlin shakes Kayla's hand, then winks at Brian.
I'll see you and Reggie later.
Valerie shakes her head and returns to her smoothie. Interior front desk moments later. Caleb, Brian, and Alexa rummage through drawers. Wade waits. Suddenly, a loud groan and dry heaving from across the room. Oh, no. Brian looks up to see Chris sprinting, hands over his mouth. Vomit drips through his fingers. Valerie rushes behind him.
Abort, abort, abort, abort.
Who's pregnant? Brian ducks behind the desk. Kayla and Wade follow. Brian pulls Alexa down as Valerie sprints after Chris.
No, no, not the employee bathroom. Look, I had my first kiss in there. Oh, me too.
Brian gets an idea.
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Chapter 6: How does Valerie confront the cameraman?
He turns to Wade.
I'm going to ask the old timers.
Brian and Wade creep around the desk secret agent style. Interior sauna day. Jim, 50s, eats, breathes, and shits crystals. Sits in full lotus. Anya plays. Brian clears his throat. No answer.
Wait, this is Gemini.
Gemini? That's this month's happy birthday.
No, yo, man, I'm a Sagittarius.
Jim, do you know the server password?
No, my brother, no. But I can text the key.
Wait, you can text in gym?
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Chapter 7: What is revealed about the G.Y.M. and its future?
Uh, um, excuse me, ma'am. No. No, no, no, no. Valerie whips around and notes his outfit. She sizes him up. Listen to me.
We are not selling this property, okay? Not for a million, not for a dime, so just scram. And I don't care. Listen. I do not care if your company sent their cutest agent to come in here and flirt me up, all right? Because you can be hot, you can be nerdy, all you want, but my anaconda don't want none of your real estate funds, hon.
Wide-eyed, Wade dashes out. King is here to fix the Wi-Fi. Valerie turns beet red. End of act two. Here we go. Act three. Interior front desk day. Alexa answers the phone. There's a muffled announcement from the other line.
This is a call from the Metropolitan Correctional Center. Mr. King?
Yes, I can write it down.
Yes.
Valerie rushes to the front desk and hangs up the phone.
You cannot call prison on a company line. They're going to think we're still in cahoots. Did Mel mention me?
Tap, tap, tap.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with the commercial shoot?
It's Wade outside the glass doors. He waves. Valerie gestures him in, then turns on Alexa.
You called the IT guys next door? I said to call the Wi-Fi company. Brian knew you were stressed with the commercial, so he told me to call... Brian did?
Interior secret fitness room day. Heavenly harps sing as Jim guides Brian into... Heavenly harps sing as Brian guides... Heavenly harps sing as Jim guides Brian into happy baby pose.
Oh, no. Yeah. Steve!
Steve!
Let all your worries out on the exhale like this. My rake instructor's screwing my X-Files. That's okay.
Hey, let me get an exhale from everyone.
Hmm. I don't want to be Leo. I deserve to float.
I want to work at Solstice. Yes, bro! Forward to the universe! Here we go!
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