Chapter 1: Are there secret swimming lessons happening in Sean MacDermott street baths?
Open the next one. Am I in? Open the next one?
I forgot all about that.
Yeah.
Wait, are we in?
No, we're not in. Have you ever been?
Hang on.
Okay, keep going. You lived in New York to start with. Second of all, you can't swim. What's this? Where has this come from?
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What makes Terence passionate about mayonnaise?
You can't swim. Yeah, we forgot to say that here. Yeah. Explain yourselves. Where were you a few weeks ago? You weren't here. You were doing swimming lessons.
Just yet, where you are bro Just yet, you were in Seán McDermott Street Doing swimming lessons No I wasn't Where were you?
Where were you? What do you mean when? Give me a date It was a couple of weeks ago you weren't here, you were off A month ago A couple of weeks, a month You were off You were off that often, Jesus Christ yeah We can go back through the episodes Well did someone say they saw me at Seán McDermott Street?
I need information that you were doing swimming lessons Well first of all, I can swim Second of all, why would I go to Seán McDermott Street? Because it's secluded
Do you live in New York?
It's secluded.
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Chapter 3: How does Calvin feel about having his phone snatched by a marathon runner?
Yeah.
Obviously, if I couldn't swim, you'd be the last two people I'd want to know. I'd rather travel. I'm fine.
Right. Why the fuck would I go to Sean McDermott Street? Because it's only open about two hours a week. So no one's going to see it. I thought someone was going to bump into you. I don't even know where to start with this. Whoever is giving you information, never, ever, trust anything they do. Wait, I know the evidence supports it. I've never seen you swimming. Give me the evidence.
I've never seen you swimming.
Chapter 4: What is the significance of the swimming lessons debate?
I've never seen you swimming. When's the last time you swam?
I was swimming on TBX. There's video footage of me and Taron swimming.
Yeah.
Last time I swam.
Look at him.
Maybe last summer.
I feel like I was swimming recently, but it wouldn't make sense. You were doing your lessons. It's not my game machine. What time of day would this have been? Three o'clock. Only a certain type of person involved in this podcast can head off at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and do whatever the fuck they want.
Don't try and twist it on him.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the idea of swimming proficiency?
I've seen him swimming. I've never seen you swim. And I've never seen you running. You come in with the medal though, so that debunks that. That shocked me.
But you haven't come in with a shirt for swimming, yeah?
People of your generation, Owen. There's a high drop off rate when it comes to success stories with swimmers. Like our man Daz can't swim. No. No, I can swim though. I think we need to prove it. TBX special.
I was swimming for TBX in New York. Oh!
Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes do they share about waterparks?
You know, I was swimming a few weeks ago. Where? Centre Parcs. That's where I was swimming. I knew I had like a memory somewhere. You can stand in the... You feel the memory of water. You can stand in the... And I was. The lazy river, the deep end, the whole lot. Them rapids are fucking lethal. Did you do the yoke? No, because my daughter wasn't allowed to go.
She was like going to all the lifeguards, can I go down? They were like, no, you're too small. She goes to the next one, can I go down? She should have just did it.
Chapter 7: What is the audience's role in the TBX competition?
You'd be black and blue going down that day. Waterparks are later. Waterparks are a sensation.
Shawyan Park was the first waterpark I was ever in and I've never had that much fun ever in my life, boys. I was like a five-year-old running around.
Can we put it out to the listeners now? Do people think Owen Brennan can swim? Why would I be talking about that?
Does this person work at Chalmers River Street Pool?
I'm not saying no more. That'd be a breach in GDPR then if they're telling us who the clientele are. Rats. Do you remember someone sent you a thing that he had a caterpillar obsession when he was a kid and you wouldn't share your source? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well, we don't share the RG, the horse box.
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Chapter 8: What are some of the funniest questions submitted by listeners?
I want to put it out to the listeners. Do listeners think that Owen Brennan can swim?
Whoever is making up stuff now.
so must be so this person I just recognize me obviously like so I can narrow it down because it's only very few well no it's not anymore do you remember how annoyed he got over the caterpillar thing and he's trying to like he was going through lists of people and I still have to live with that to this day is what you don't understand but remember you were going you were like
People are always shouting in their vans like, you've a man of three.
What the hell, Mike? What was that? What did he say about him? He said, Darren, why are you standing up? Give me one second. I just need to think.
Darren's had to standing up to think. To do that?
No. But you know people are a lot of riders, aren't they?
Oh yeah, when they're trying to blade in reverse.
He called me to pitch and click. That's what he called me in that van the other day.
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