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Talking Bollox Podcast

Bonus: Mayo 4 Terence

12 May 2026

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Chapter 1: Are there secret swimming lessons happening in Sean MacDermott street baths?

46.808 - 50.812 Calvin

Open the next one. Am I in? Open the next one?

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53.194 - 54.696 Owen

I forgot all about that.

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54.716 - 55.176 Calvin

Yeah.

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55.196 - 55.817 Owen

Wait, are we in?

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56.117 - 58.399 Calvin

No, we're not in. Have you ever been?

58.76 - 61.102 Unknown

Hang on.

61.122 - 69.73 Calvin

Okay, keep going. You lived in New York to start with. Second of all, you can't swim. What's this? Where has this come from?

69.89 - 70.391 Owen

Yeah.

Chapter 2: What makes Terence passionate about mayonnaise?

70.411 - 76.697 Owen

You can't swim. Yeah, we forgot to say that here. Yeah. Explain yourselves. Where were you a few weeks ago? You weren't here. You were doing swimming lessons.

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76.677 - 82.885 Calvin

Just yet, where you are bro Just yet, you were in Seán McDermott Street Doing swimming lessons No I wasn't Where were you?

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82.905 - 94.721 Owen

Where were you? What do you mean when? Give me a date It was a couple of weeks ago you weren't here, you were off A month ago A couple of weeks, a month You were off You were off that often, Jesus Christ yeah We can go back through the episodes Well did someone say they saw me at Seán McDermott Street?

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94.741 - 102.01 Terence

I need information that you were doing swimming lessons Well first of all, I can swim Second of all, why would I go to Seán McDermott Street? Because it's secluded

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102.395 - 103.316 Calvin

Do you live in New York?

103.416 - 104.277 Terence

It's secluded.

Chapter 3: How does Calvin feel about having his phone snatched by a marathon runner?

104.397 - 104.978 Calvin

Yeah.

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105.318 - 114.029 Terence

Obviously, if I couldn't swim, you'd be the last two people I'd want to know. I'd rather travel. I'm fine.

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119.155 - 135.287 Owen

Right. Why the fuck would I go to Sean McDermott Street? Because it's only open about two hours a week. So no one's going to see it. I thought someone was going to bump into you. I don't even know where to start with this. Whoever is giving you information, never, ever, trust anything they do. Wait, I know the evidence supports it. I've never seen you swimming. Give me the evidence.

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136.028 - 137.249 Owen

I've never seen you swimming.

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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the swimming lessons debate?

137.41 - 139.452 Calvin

I've never seen you swimming. When's the last time you swam?

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139.472 - 143.116 Owen

I was swimming on TBX. There's video footage of me and Taron swimming.

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143.136 - 143.256 Calvin

Yeah.

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143.977 - 144.578 Owen

Last time I swam.

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145.059 - 145.319 Terence

Look at him.

145.579 - 146.56 Owen

Maybe last summer.

146.58 - 163.025 Terence

I feel like I was swimming recently, but it wouldn't make sense. You were doing your lessons. It's not my game machine. What time of day would this have been? Three o'clock. Only a certain type of person involved in this podcast can head off at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and do whatever the fuck they want.

163.045 - 163.766 Owen

Don't try and twist it on him.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the idea of swimming proficiency?

164.167 - 172.898 Owen

I've seen him swimming. I've never seen you swim. And I've never seen you running. You come in with the medal though, so that debunks that. That shocked me.

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172.918 - 174.7 Calvin

But you haven't come in with a shirt for swimming, yeah?

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174.88 - 186.315 Owen

People of your generation, Owen. There's a high drop off rate when it comes to success stories with swimmers. Like our man Daz can't swim. No. No, I can swim though. I think we need to prove it. TBX special.

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186.415 - 189.179 Terence

I was swimming for TBX in New York. Oh!

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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes do they share about waterparks?

189.199 - 208.285 Terence

You know, I was swimming a few weeks ago. Where? Centre Parcs. That's where I was swimming. I knew I had like a memory somewhere. You can stand in the... You feel the memory of water. You can stand in the... And I was. The lazy river, the deep end, the whole lot. Them rapids are fucking lethal. Did you do the yoke? No, because my daughter wasn't allowed to go.

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208.305 - 214.134 Terence

She was like going to all the lifeguards, can I go down? They were like, no, you're too small. She goes to the next one, can I go down? She should have just did it.

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Chapter 7: What is the audience's role in the TBX competition?

215.375 - 219.241 Owen

You'd be black and blue going down that day. Waterparks are later. Waterparks are a sensation.

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219.261 - 225.99 Calvin

Shawyan Park was the first waterpark I was ever in and I've never had that much fun ever in my life, boys. I was like a five-year-old running around.

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226.151 - 232.392 Owen

Can we put it out to the listeners now? Do people think Owen Brennan can swim? Why would I be talking about that?

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232.412 - 234.756 Terence

Does this person work at Chalmers River Street Pool?

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235.156 - 246.514 Owen

I'm not saying no more. That'd be a breach in GDPR then if they're telling us who the clientele are. Rats. Do you remember someone sent you a thing that he had a caterpillar obsession when he was a kid and you wouldn't share your source? Yeah, yeah.

246.534 - 250.5 Calvin

Yeah, well, we don't share the RG, the horse box.

Chapter 8: What are some of the funniest questions submitted by listeners?

250.52 - 253.124 Owen

I want to put it out to the listeners. Do listeners think that Owen Brennan can swim?

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253.345 - 254.847 Terence

Whoever is making up stuff now.

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255.215 - 275.097 Terence

so must be so this person I just recognize me obviously like so I can narrow it down because it's only very few well no it's not anymore do you remember how annoyed he got over the caterpillar thing and he's trying to like he was going through lists of people and I still have to live with that to this day is what you don't understand but remember you were going you were like

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276.578 - 280.244 Owen

People are always shouting in their vans like, you've a man of three.

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280.264 - 285.852 Calvin

What the hell, Mike? What was that? What did he say about him? He said, Darren, why are you standing up? Give me one second. I just need to think.

285.872 - 289.458 Owen

Darren's had to standing up to think. To do that?

289.478 - 291.241 Calvin

No. But you know people are a lot of riders, aren't they?

291.261 - 292.663 Owen

Oh yeah, when they're trying to blade in reverse.

294.065 - 297.51 Calvin

He called me to pitch and click. That's what he called me in that van the other day.

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