Chapter 1: Why does Calvin get criticized for his language and geography?
We're in. Talking more bollocks, Alan. Bonus episode. Yep. And it's an extra bonus because Alan Brennan is here.
Alan, how are you? All good. All good. Alvin, how are you? I'm all good, Terry.
Chapter 2: What nickname does Terence receive from a listener?
How are you, pal? I'm fresh.
Just recorded TBX and Terry got an offer going over from the listeners. Some people would say it's justified. Some people now. Like, not me, Terry.
Some people. It's become regular, hasn't it? Fuck you, dog. You need to get your rep back up.
Chapter 3: Which is worse: wet socks for a week or a bed full of crumbs?
I'll knock someone out. Yeah, you keep saying that. Yeah, I'm not taking the gamble anymore now. One clip around the side of the ear and back the bar now. Oh, holy God, it's got one or the other. Fuck that.
Do you want a question? Please. Right, from Jack. Speaking of Jacks, did you talk about Moylan?
Chapter 4: How do they plan an unhinged snowball fight?
Ah, Clark.
Jack Moylan had his debut and not called up to the next squad. How does that make sense? Yeah, what happened there? I was thinking that as well. What more can you do? You scored a hat-trick in your first appearance for Ireland. I was like, nah, mate. Catch you on the next one.
So Jack in Melbourne wants to know, would you rather sleep with wet socks on for a week or sleep in a bed with Nature Valley bar crumbs?
Chapter 5: What happens when listeners ask questions during the episode?
They're hard. That Nature Valley, they take the bleeding teeth out of you. Oh, wet socks are so bad, man. I think it gets to a stage though where, you know, you get the wrinkles in your feet. You ever go in the bath and you're all wrinkled? You sit in the bath for too long and you grow like a lizard? Yeah. I think it gets to that stage when your feet are wet that you just... For a week?
How long did he say?
Chapter 6: What surprising interactions have they had with the police?
Is it a week or both?
A week with wet socks.
Or the Nature Valley bars. Oh, man. Yeah. I'm taking the wet socks. Yeah. Crumbs in the bed is bad, isn't it? Yeah, no, I'm taking the wet one. Fuck that, man.
Chapter 7: What are the opinions on the geography of Dublin neighborhoods?
I think you will get, you'll eventually get used to it. You'll probably get bleeding trench foot or something like that, but at least you're getting a good night's sleep. Are you getting a good night's sleep? You're getting a better night's sleep. Possibly, yeah.
A better night's sleep. Yeah, possibly, I'll agree with that. West Auckland zone.
Do you ever try and get a crumb out of bed? Oh, my God.
Chapter 8: What funny animal scenarios do they discuss for a snowball fight?
Like, you brush it. You brush it and it starts dancing. Yeah, it's back further than where you left it. Like, it started off. That makes no sense. How is that working, like? Do you ever put your phone down on the bed when you're lying in bed and then you go to find the phone? It's like the remote.
And it's gone?
It's gone, but then when you lift up something, it goes flying across the room.
It hits the wall, you're like, help. It's the weird how we all have the same experience. Yeah. Do you get me? Every single person that's listening to this is going to know exactly what we're talking about.
Next one. Gary wants to know. Lads, if your friends heard you got arrested, what is it they would assume you did before hearing the truth?
Terence, remember I got arrested. What did you think I'd done?
First of all, I thought you were dead. Or... What did I think he did? That was Jordan Calvert so I did think it was something to do with Calvert. Yeah.
You're not a million miles away. Actually true. On the money there.
That was mad how I knew that. Yeah.
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