Chapter 1: What rumor does Calvin start in this episode?
Fuck them all, bollocks. Right. Siobhan, how are you? Yeah. Did you have a good weekend?
I had a lovely weekend, thanks.
Calvin, you had a good weekend? I had a great weekend. I had a good weekend. We're all happy.
Chapter 2: What outrageous geography claims does Terence make?
We do questions over here, don't we? I have a question for Siobhan. Right, here it is.
Siobhan, we live vicariously through your dating life. Yeah.
Do we?
Yeah.
I think Calvin has private conversations all the time about getting you a fella.
Yeah. And, you know, when you come in and give us an update and all, I'd be like, oh.
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Chapter 3: What new films are added to the 'To Watch' list?
Yeah, shout a voice, shout a voice. I'd be dying to go in and get the info.
I'd be a bit raging, you never rang me on the landline to tell me and all. And I could have been sitting there on my landline twiddling the cord around my fingers and all, like, no way.
Lying on your belly by kicking your legs back.
Yeah.
Britney Spears on in the background Hey he was like Coppa I still have the landline Like I could ring you Some other time You have your mobile back now Yeah It doesn't make sense now To ring me on the landline I feel like it takes away From the whole aesthetic Overall as well Do you know what I mean But we have a group chat On WhatsApp I think you should be Ringing us before And after dates And maybe even during Possibly
Do what they do on 4... Do you know what? Genuinely, do you know what show I watch every single Thursday? Four States Ireland. And I know a lot of it is scripted and staged and all, but I love nothing more than sitting there and be like, he's definitely a yeah. She's going to lead him on as if she's a yeah. And then go, eh, I'd like to see her as a friend and they're never going to meet up again.
I love that. Love it. It's my favourite game to me. Mary Boone was on it. Yeah, mad staged. Was it? Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What advice do the hosts give to a listener about moving in with a roommate?
Do you know who I am? You do know who I am, don't you?
Stop, you told her to say that. If I ever caught you saying to someone, you know who I am, I'd cancel the podcast. Oh, you'd have to. You'd have to. You have to. When you're on a date, you're like, you know who I am. You have to. Oh, I want to die. Sorry Siobhan, so you're dating life? Wait, a lot of people are a lot more interested than you'll probably think.
Oh, because you're doing the blind date on TBX?
Yeah.
When it was on Lent and you had this mobile phone hiatus, you gave your number, landline number, 01, whatever. You wrote that down on a piece of paper and gave that to the fella on the night out.
Yes.
And then we were wondering why he never rang you.
Weird, yeah. What do you mean weird?
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Chapter 5: Was Justin Bieber paid too much for his Coachella set?
It was weird in this situation.
Instant. Him.
Instant red flag.
Yeah, but is it not just so funny that you'd have rang, like, for the crack?
I would have definitely rang.
Yeah, thank you. It's funny.
But, like you said, for the crack. Yeah, I would have rang with me mates. Look, I'm going to end up with this woman for life. I would have been ringing with me mates. Let me get the buzz out of this.
See if she's actually doing this. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I bumped into him on the street and it was only Drury Street, so it's not like Massive Boy did shout across the road at him and be like, oh, like, why did you never call my landline?
And again you wonder him why he didn't ring. Did you respond to that laugh?
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the listener's roommate bringing home random dates?
Oh. So that's getting serious now. Progress yeah. When's the wedding?
Then never texted me all last week and then I was walking home on Friday and I bumped into him again.
Did you walk in the area?
Yeah.
Okay. Did you pull him this whole time?
I just said hi and I was keeping going and he stopped me and was like, oh, like, how was your weekend? Or how was your night out the last night? And then as I was leaving, he was like, oh, like, I might text you after the weekend. And I was like, will you, yeah?
Blocked. He is squanchable. Blocked. No, I'm not accepting that.
And he was like, oh, we'll see. And I was like, all right.
So the ball's in his court.
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Chapter 7: What viral videos do the hosts discuss?
It's always been in his court. Oh, no, no, no. He's playing too hard to get. He's blocked.
I don't care.
We don't accept him.
I just liked the story. I'm not that bothered by him.
We're not accepting him. Imagine he listened.
She's in here eating the back off him. I'd say that to his face.
If I saw him again, like, I couldn't be arsed.
No, fuck him. Carbon, would you accept him? Be honest. Oh, no. No, he's had his chance. Come here. The landline thing would be a bit off, but I'm not going to lie.
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Chapter 8: What listener questions do the hosts answer in this episode?
Yeah? Having the mobile number, though, there's no reason why, like, if you give someone your number tonight, you can't get a text tomorrow.
Well, no, because I gave it to him on Holy Thursday, so I was like, you have to wait until Sunday.
Yeah.
He might just be the one and you're... I think I'm on his side now.
You're making life really difficult for this... I'm back on his side, Siobhan. ...completely normal bloke going, this woman is telling me it's holy toasty that I can't slide into her DMs. That man has done nothing wrong. He could be the one, Siobhan.
He could be the one. Terry, so we need applicants on TBX to put yourselves out there. We're setting Siobhan up on a blind date. Give us a selling point for Siobhan, Terence. A selling point for her? Yeah. She goes to a book club. Right, that's enough. Don't say anything more. That's all you can say about Siobhan.
Is that a selling point?
Sign up to TBX, send applications in, and me and Terence are going to go through them all. How do you feel about that, Siobhan?
I'm intrigued.
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