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Talking Bollox Podcast

Bonus: Spreading Rumours

21 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What rumor does Calvin start in this episode?

49.711 - 54.68 Calvin

Fuck them all, bollocks. Right. Siobhan, how are you? Yeah. Did you have a good weekend?

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55.18 - 56.423 Siobhan

I had a lovely weekend, thanks.

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56.443 - 60.089 Calvin

Calvin, you had a good weekend? I had a great weekend. I had a good weekend. We're all happy.

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Chapter 2: What outrageous geography claims does Terence make?

60.61 - 64.256 Calvin

We do questions over here, don't we? I have a question for Siobhan. Right, here it is.

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64.577 - 68.343 Terence

Siobhan, we live vicariously through your dating life. Yeah.

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68.624 - 69.024 Siobhan

Do we?

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69.285 - 69.465 Terence

Yeah.

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69.886 - 72.37 Calvin

I think Calvin has private conversations all the time about getting you a fella.

72.49 - 75.917 Terence

Yeah. And, you know, when you come in and give us an update and all, I'd be like, oh.

Chapter 3: What new films are added to the 'To Watch' list?

75.937 - 79.384 Calvin

Yeah, shout a voice, shout a voice. I'd be dying to go in and get the info.

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79.404 - 85.816 Terence

I'd be a bit raging, you never rang me on the landline to tell me and all. And I could have been sitting there on my landline twiddling the cord around my fingers and all, like, no way.

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85.836 - 87.6 Calvin

Lying on your belly by kicking your legs back.

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90.278 - 113.299 Calvin

Britney Spears on in the background Hey he was like Coppa I still have the landline Like I could ring you Some other time You have your mobile back now Yeah It doesn't make sense now To ring me on the landline I feel like it takes away From the whole aesthetic Overall as well Do you know what I mean But we have a group chat On WhatsApp I think you should be Ringing us before And after dates And maybe even during Possibly

113.279 - 129.349 Terence

Do what they do on 4... Do you know what? Genuinely, do you know what show I watch every single Thursday? Four States Ireland. And I know a lot of it is scripted and staged and all, but I love nothing more than sitting there and be like, he's definitely a yeah. She's going to lead him on as if she's a yeah. And then go, eh, I'd like to see her as a friend and they're never going to meet up again.

129.49 - 135.018 Terence

I love that. Love it. It's my favourite game to me. Mary Boone was on it. Yeah, mad staged. Was it? Yeah.

Chapter 4: What advice do the hosts give to a listener about moving in with a roommate?

135.419 - 137.322 Terence

Do you know who I am? You do know who I am, don't you?

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137.782 - 156.97 Calvin

Stop, you told her to say that. If I ever caught you saying to someone, you know who I am, I'd cancel the podcast. Oh, you'd have to. You'd have to. You have to. When you're on a date, you're like, you know who I am. You have to. Oh, I want to die. Sorry Siobhan, so you're dating life? Wait, a lot of people are a lot more interested than you'll probably think.

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156.991 - 158.693 Siobhan

Oh, because you're doing the blind date on TBX?

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158.791 - 159.212 Calvin

Yeah.

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159.632 - 168.546 Terence

When it was on Lent and you had this mobile phone hiatus, you gave your number, landline number, 01, whatever. You wrote that down on a piece of paper and gave that to the fella on the night out.

168.686 - 168.867 Siobhan

Yes.

169.427 - 172.332 Terence

And then we were wondering why he never rang you.

172.672 - 174.896 Siobhan

Weird, yeah. What do you mean weird?

Chapter 5: Was Justin Bieber paid too much for his Coachella set?

174.916 - 176.538 Terence

It was weird in this situation.

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176.559 - 177.84 Siobhan

Instant. Him.

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178.261 - 179.483 Calvin

Instant red flag.

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179.463 - 182.667 Siobhan

Yeah, but is it not just so funny that you'd have rang, like, for the crack?

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182.987 - 183.808 Calvin

I would have definitely rang.

184.029 - 185.13 Siobhan

Yeah, thank you. It's funny.

185.27 - 193.06 Calvin

But, like you said, for the crack. Yeah, I would have rang with me mates. Look, I'm going to end up with this woman for life. I would have been ringing with me mates. Let me get the buzz out of this.

193.14 - 204.795 Siobhan

See if she's actually doing this. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I bumped into him on the street and it was only Drury Street, so it's not like Massive Boy did shout across the road at him and be like, oh, like, why did you never call my landline?

206.108 - 209.453 Terence

And again you wonder him why he didn't ring. Did you respond to that laugh?

Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the listener's roommate bringing home random dates?

213.139 - 216.805 Terence

Oh. So that's getting serious now. Progress yeah. When's the wedding?

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216.825 - 220.711 Siobhan

Then never texted me all last week and then I was walking home on Friday and I bumped into him again.

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221.132 - 222.454 Terence

Did you walk in the area?

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222.794 - 222.974 Siobhan

Yeah.

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223.275 - 224.657 Calvin

Okay. Did you pull him this whole time?

224.907 - 234.139 Siobhan

I just said hi and I was keeping going and he stopped me and was like, oh, like, how was your weekend? Or how was your night out the last night? And then as I was leaving, he was like, oh, like, I might text you after the weekend. And I was like, will you, yeah?

234.52 - 237.103 Calvin

Blocked. He is squanchable. Blocked. No, I'm not accepting that.

237.123 - 238.805 Siobhan

And he was like, oh, we'll see. And I was like, all right.

238.985 - 239.987 Calvin

So the ball's in his court.

Chapter 7: What viral videos do the hosts discuss?

240.227 - 243.531 Calvin

It's always been in his court. Oh, no, no, no. He's playing too hard to get. He's blocked.

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243.571 - 244.593 Siobhan

I don't care.

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244.733 - 245.614 Calvin

We don't accept him.

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246.115 - 248.558 Siobhan

I just liked the story. I'm not that bothered by him.

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250.08 - 251.942 Calvin

We're not accepting him. Imagine he listened.

252.323 - 258.404 Terence

She's in here eating the back off him. I'd say that to his face.

258.464 - 264.693 Siobhan

If I saw him again, like, I couldn't be arsed.

266.476 - 273.085 Terence

No, fuck him. Carbon, would you accept him? Be honest. Oh, no. No, he's had his chance. Come here. The landline thing would be a bit off, but I'm not going to lie.

Chapter 8: What listener questions do the hosts answer in this episode?

273.265 - 278.673 Terence

Yeah? Having the mobile number, though, there's no reason why, like, if you give someone your number tonight, you can't get a text tomorrow.

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279.314 - 283.28 Siobhan

Well, no, because I gave it to him on Holy Thursday, so I was like, you have to wait until Sunday.

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284.965 - 290.354 Terence

He might just be the one and you're... I think I'm on his side now.

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290.795 - 309.81 Calvin

You're making life really difficult for this... I'm back on his side, Siobhan. ...completely normal bloke going, this woman is telling me it's holy toasty that I can't slide into her DMs. That man has done nothing wrong. He could be the one, Siobhan.

310.231 - 326.687 Terence

He could be the one. Terry, so we need applicants on TBX to put yourselves out there. We're setting Siobhan up on a blind date. Give us a selling point for Siobhan, Terence. A selling point for her? Yeah. She goes to a book club. Right, that's enough. Don't say anything more. That's all you can say about Siobhan.

326.867 - 327.587 Siobhan

Is that a selling point?

327.608 - 332.252 Terence

Sign up to TBX, send applications in, and me and Terence are going to go through them all. How do you feel about that, Siobhan?

332.3 - 333.101 Siobhan

I'm intrigued.

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