The Adventure Zone Versus The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Live in St. Paul!
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What is the opening diary monologue and how does it set the scene?
Dear Diary I find myself in a bit of a muddle I haven't earned from my munchkin friend in oh such a long time. I am worried something is gonna arrive. I suppose I will have to investigate. Just in case something goes. Ariya I am instructing mister Bubble to go fetch three heroes of the realm. And you know whom I'm talking about. No sense in putting it off. Let's get this shit started.
That's right. Buckle up, motherfucker!
That's also what he says to his kids when they get in the car. You know who has two thumbs and is DM in this one? This guy!
Hello, Saint Paul.
Yeah Oh no, bad news guys. He told us l backstage he was preparing for twenty minutes of people chanting his name. So I don't think we have enough material to get through the whole act.
It's just not good. Yeah, it's uh
Hey Saint Paul And any other religious
icons who happen to be in the audience tonight. Uh welcome to
Taz versus the wonderful Wizard of Oz. So important that that part is on there. Please. We didn't have room for it on the slide, but please know it's the wonderful Wizard of Oz since that's the only thing that is in
public
domain. It's yeah. You can't tell, but that's
a lowercase W. This just It should say a wizard of Oz of Oz? The idea of a wizard of Oz.
Um why don't you introduce yourselves as people before you introduce yourselves as characters? Oh man, where do
I start? I'll start with
Justin.
Yeah, yeah, I love that. Hey, uh, my name is Justin McElroy and Thank you. Uh Is this just a place for me to sort of scribble in whatever personal details I guess Yeah we have never done this in seventeen years of podcasting, so um like an icebreaker sounding, two trees and a line. I'm a Scorpio, is that?
You're never gonna believe this, but I'm a Scorpio too. That's so wild. That's so crazy. Um and that's the first thing you need to know about me. The second thing is my name, Travis McElroy. But I think that Scorpio defines me way more. But I haven't looked into it or anything. I don't know what it means, but I'm Griffin McElroy, the youngest thank you. I'm in Aries, but I it that's not one of the good ones from what I understand. So I don't talk to you. Typical Aries. Yeah. Uh, I'm Clint McElroy and I'm a Leo. Yeah, you are. Lead us. Lead us, you proud lion. I like long walks on the beach. That's categorically untrue. You don't like long walks fucking anywhere, man. I don't walk anywhere, that's true. All right, shall we get started?
Please. Before we do, does anybody have a spare D twenty? Are This is real. You
All right. Very impractical. Excellent. Well w you just wait. Okay. You wanna talk impractical. Wait till he brings out the big D toy. All right. We are no longer in the land of a thousand lakes.
But in the woods. But in the wood of a hundred acres.
How do the cast introduce themselves and their characters before the adventure begins?
Okay. I feel like you've just stepped in it, but we're gonna vault right over that moment. You are the audience at the roast of Winnie the Pooh. Oh great. Cool. Cool and great. Um they have brought in a couple of very special guests to do this roasting. Uh and uh I would say they do you mean Christopher Robin? Because if so, that's really fucked up. He goes by c he goes by sea dog now. He's twenty three.
He had he and Piglet teamed up on it. Piglet was like, Oh burn him down.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to get his ass. Don't hold back.
I don't actually think Piglet's allowed to be on stage tonight. And Tigger, we're not even mentioning Tigger.
Lowercase piglet,
just a small pig. Yeah, a talking pig. That was around. We have heard from a rabbit and a donkey that was kind of bummed out. Most donkeys are though. I'm a nondescript sad donkey. So Justin, why don't we let why don't you introduce your character now, introduce yourself to the audience because you guys are not from the Hundred Acre Woods, so maybe they don't know who you are. Introduce yourself and take your shots at Pooh.
Uh
Greetings, uh, my name is Lady Goldwyn. Um
Rather nice. Um surprised? Flattered, I suppose. Still surprised by the reception. Uh I'm here to roast uh Winnie the Pooh. Isn't it funny how a bear likes honey? Buzz, buzz, buzz. I wonder why he does. Could it be syphilis?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening diary monologue and how does it set the scene?
0:02–5:09
2
How do the cast introduce themselves and their characters before the adventure begins?
5:09–15:29
3
What triggers the bubble to launch and how do the heroes prepare for the journey?
15:29–17:19
4
How does the party arrive in the Emerald City and what challenges do they face first?
17:19–51:56
5
What are the sponsorship and product plug‑ins being promoted at the start of the episode?
51:56–56:56
6
How do the hosts transition from announcements to the “bear‑honey” role‑play scene?
56:56–1:02:50
7
What challenges do the players face when navigating the electric corn maze and Tibia’s Corn Palace?
1:02:50–1:12:03
8
How does the adventure conclude with the final showdown and closing remarks?
1:12:03–1:43:13