"Hairy Jav In A Box"
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Good morning, Matt Heath. G'day, G-Lane.
Who is Grant 'The Hairy Jav' Elliott and why is he on The Agenda?
We've got a special guest in the cuck this morning. And that is Grant Elliott, the hairy javelin. Good morning. I didn't realise I would be called that straight off the cuff. What did you expect? But welcome to the agenda podcast. The reason you're here, we'll get to a bit later in the show, but you're going to join us for the entire, we're going to subject you to an entire agenda podcast.
I was going to ask you that because I've never been given two sheets of paper with a little bit of an agenda and that concerned me because there's only one section here that says JavChat and I thought that maybe I was going to be in and out.
Jab Chat, that's a good name for a section. Jab Chat. Jab Chat. Jab Chat. Speaking of chat, Foxy, the Fox mania continues. He's appearing on just about every single media outlet possible. For a man who said he was turning his phone off for three days, he has been relentless, and good on him. He's the best guy in the world, though, because last time I interviewed him, he was just like, call me anytime. You've got my number. Anytime you need me, call me. It's like, you don't want to say that to me, because I'll get drunk and call you. Yeah. Because also, he responds to every DM you send him as well. Like, congratulations, not expecting a response, but when you're back in town again, you wouldn't mind coming into the studio and we'll have a good chat.
He goes, yeah, man, sweet as. He's the best of us. Anyway, he ended up on Pat McAfee as we talked about. Massive show in the States. Like, that is one of the biggest sports shows, mainly NFL focused, but all sports. Anyway, he had this to say about his red wine escapades.
Ladies and gentlemen, the open winner, major winner, new icon of sport, Ryan Fox.
Thanks, guys.
Is the claret jug in the background, or is it too tight?
Well, right there, it's perfect. Well, I like the fact that it's right underneath the wine glasses, because I think immediately afterwards, you said there's going to be some red wine in there with your New Zealand accent. Awesome. Have you enjoyed the claret jug, and has there been a plethora of red wine going through it in celebration of winning a major, brother? Congrats.
Thank you. Yeah, there has been plenty. I probably was, I jumped the gun a little bit. It went in a little bit too early and then I had to take more official photos and all got tipped out later on. But yeah, there has been plenty. We finished up about 3 a.m. on Monday morning and I had a car picking me up at 4.15. So it's safe to say I didn't have any sleep before going to the airport and heading back home. But I've even had my five-year-old daughter ask me, is there any wine in the claret jug? So she gets it. I love that. I love there's a bit of criticism about him disrespecting the trophy. It's like, get out. He can do what he wants. And it's called a claret jug for a reason.
Yeah. I saw a WhatsApp video thrown around. I got forwarded one by, I think it was his caddy, who had a very deep South African accent. But I was still, I don't know if I believe it.
What happened with Ryan Fox's major win and how did media react?
You can't believe anything on the internet.
No, I don't. But it seemed like he really enjoyed having the red wine out of the claret.
Is there some kind of South African communication lines that we're not part of? It's just this special South African sports-affiliated WhatsApp. Well, Wags was on it.
Oh, yeah, yeah. B.J. Watling. Kim Phillips, B.J. Watling. It's the Illuminati. You guys are controlling the world just secretly.
Right, let's get into it live from the Export Beer Garden studios. This is the Agenda for Thursday, the 23rd of July.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:16
2
Who is Grant 'The Hairy Jav' Elliott and why is he on The Agenda?
0:16–3:07
3
What happened with Ryan Fox's major win and how did media react?
3:07–13:38
4
What is the Davy Dumb Dumb / David Warner drink‑driving story and the panel's reaction?
13:38–40:38
5
What is the ACC XI announcement and which players made the team?
40:38–43:24
6
What are CoverAthletes' metal composite groin boxes and why are they being promoted?
43:24–1:03:16