"The Panthers Knightmare"

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What is the “Project Stay Married” plan and why are the hosts talking about it?

Tony Lyall 0:00
oh happy monday to you mania stewart tony lyle good morning
G Lane 0:03
what a weekend hell of a
Tony Lyall 0:05
weekend she was all go there was a 55 million things and everything i was only half invested in so
Jeremy Wells 0:11
it's like
Tony Lyall 0:11
the dreamiest way to watch sport where i don't really give a shit about the result of almost anything and
Jeremy Wells 0:16
everything kind of rules um quick fit check guys nike shoes jeans rugby jersey Rugby jersey also. Oh, wearing the same clothes.
Tony Lyall 0:25
Oh, God. Are we the same guy twice? Yes, and then Lane's the same guy again, but with a golf jacket. You have run the very noisy jacket, by the way. Is that a
G Lane 0:33
windbreaker? It's actually a windbreaker and waterproof.
Tony Lyall 0:36
You can sort of hear it rustling there on the microphone.
G Lane 0:38
Well, it can't really. And for the eye-watering
Tony Lyall 0:42
price of $3,000. Oh,
G Lane 0:43
nice. The Melbourne golf jacket. And so you played
Tony Lyall 0:46
golf in it yesterday, and then you thought, you know, why not wear a stinky golf jacket into work? It's not a stinky golf jacket.
G Lane 0:51
This is not a stinky golf. No, you're playing some stinky golf. And let's just say my golf stunk, but my jacket doesn't.
Jeremy Wells 0:57
Well, they didn't stink that much. Lane came third. Oh, nice. And the fact that I've brought that up should be an indicator of this next sentence. I came second.
G Lane 1:04
Did you? Yeah. Oh, wowee. Marty likes to party. Basically, Marty likes to party.
Jeremy Wells 1:09
Tereo
G Lane 1:09
Marty, they call him. Tereo Marty. He looks after ZM at NZMe Towers here where the ACC have got a P-Lab in the dungeon. Yeah. And he organises a golf tournament between NZME and MediaWorks
Unknown 1:24
every
G Lane 1:24
year. It's called the Victoria Classic because everyone's based around Victoria Park. Now, invariably, Marty does a great job. He's a very patient man because he organizes like four or five tee times at a golf club, which is hard to get tee times in the weekend. Does his, you know, works his hardest. Does his little bit. And then half the people pull out last minute.
Jeremy Wells 1:40
People
G Lane 1:40
like Jason Hoyt and Chris Key.
Unknown 1:42
They pull out.
G Lane 1:43
Yeah. Just cowardly behavior. Anyway, it was a clean sweep for us here
Jeremy Wells 1:48
at
G Lane 1:48
NZ Meat Towers. We watched Marty score a PB.
Jeremy Wells 1:51
I said that in my – what's the speech where the other party that loses the election calls
Unknown 1:59
up?
Jeremy Wells 1:59
Concession speech. Yeah, I gave my concession speech to Marty. I said, look, it's a real honour and privilege to be invited out here to your home course to watch you win your own jacket and ten of my dollars back. Again for another year. What were
Tony Lyall 2:11
you playing? I
Jeremy Wells 2:12
was just off a stick. A Stableford situation? Yeah, I don't understand how that works. Can we get
Tony Lyall 2:18
some of that emotional music over there, Chimamal? So here's a big confession for you, and I want to be more vulnerable. I don't really understand how the maths behind stable
Unknown 2:28
for
Tony Lyall 2:29
golf works. I've played it so many times. I've tried my hardest to listen.
G Lane 2:33
It's
Tony Lyall 2:33
okay. And I have no idea how it works every single time. They tell me who's won at the end and I go,
Jeremy Wells 2:40
sure, team's got it right. That's exactly what happened yesterday.
Tony Lyall 2:43
I've tried my hardest to listen, applied all of my brain power and I still don't really get it. No, I'm the
Jeremy Wells 2:48
same and I don't care. All I know is if you lie about your handicap, it really helps.
Tony Lyall 2:53
Yeah. Yeah. Well, the problem is I don't have an official one or anything like this.
Jeremy Wells 2:57
Ah, that's step one. But I think it means that
Tony Lyall 2:58
you're better than you are.
Jeremy Wells 3:00
Like if I
Tony Lyall 3:00
actually got one, it would mean, I like the music still pumping
Jeremy Wells 3:03
out of
Tony Lyall 3:03
this, it would mean that my handicap actually went higher. Because I've got no handicap, it's lower than someone who's got a handicap but is obviously better than me. I'm
G Lane 3:12
glad the music stopped because you're a couple of sandbagging cunts. That's what you are, you two. Like, you are the worst. When you come against people like you, you go, oh, yeah, I don't really have a – I was probably a 36 or a 35 or something. And then you start to smell something. And
Jeremy Wells 3:27
what that
G Lane 3:27
is, that's the leak of a sandbag.
Jeremy Wells 3:30
It's not the first time I've been accused of sandbagging. No. In fact, we played in a –
G Lane 3:35
A Movember tournament.
Jeremy Wells 3:36
A Movember tournament and I was paired up against Eddie and about hole 13 he came up... Eddie
G Lane 3:41
Christian if you want to name and shame him.

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