The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya
20 May 2025
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I just wanna, I have like so much in my mind going on. Are you okay? If I ever get a chance to go to space like Katy Perry. Yeah. I know that it's like bad press. I know that it's whatever. I want to go to space. And if I ever get that opportunity, I know it might make people mad and it might seem tone deaf or whatever, but I'm going to space for 11 minutes. Do it. Because guess what?
She's been to space 11 minutes longer than me or anybody I'll ever meet. And I think space is cool. And if it makes the whole world turn on me, I will still be like, bitch, I see you all. I seen you in this tiny blueberry in the sky. And I know your tea. I could see your house. I could spit on you from up there. But see, you'd be so connected to love upon return that it wouldn't matter.
Gun to your head. If you got a free trip to space for 11 minutes today, would you go? On the Blue Origin? Yes. No, I would not. You wouldn't go to space just to see it? No, because I don't even want to get on an airplane. But I'm saying like, I would also take a free submarine trip. I would also take like, if it's somewhere exotic, I'm going.
Baby, I'm not going to be another billionaire going down and getting crushed like a bug. I know. In that little submersible, which is Conti. I know. We're probably going to flip a tour bus and die anyway. Thank you.
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