📖 “iFold” — Apple CEO’s 1st day. Gap’s 1994 strategy. BYD’s Carmageddon. +Baldness Stocks
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This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Tuesday, T Boy Tuesday, September 1st. And today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Yeah, these stocks just finished their fifth straight winning month in a row, not too shabby. And we know why. Yeah, it's because the stock market. It's a Virgo, Jack. We ran Wall Street Torrescope. It's a total Virgo. Does Virgo begin on September 1st? Have you not? Been looking at Mercury Jack, we could have seen this coming like a year ago. Congratulations to the market and all the Virgos out there. But Jack, we got three fantastic stories for today's T-Boy. For our first story, Apple's first new CEO in 15 years starts today.
Today, John Turnist takes over for Tim Cook. Today. And this guy is already folding. Literally. Literally. For our second story, shares of the gap surged as much as 24% in one day last week because of one year. The gap is obsessed with 1994. And our third and final story: the most important car in the world right now is a car you've never seen before and possibly never will. Yetis, we need to tell you about BYD and Karmageddon. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories, what a mix for a T-Boy Tuesday, best mix of September, Jack. Box of stars. The hottest trade on Wall Street right now is bald. Bald! It's the biggest moment for the hair loss industry since. Mr.
Who is Apple’s new CEO and what’s the story behind the literal “iFold” launch?
Clean. Baldness stocks are seriously booming. Get this, Abski, they make a baldness beating drug. Their stock has doubled this year. Cosmo had a successful hair growth test. Its stock rose 40% that day. Oh, and Jack, the number one IPO of 2026, what is it, man? It's Veridermix, the hair loss business. Their stock is up 500% since February. And they brilliantly chose the ticker symbol, main.
Why did Gap’s stock jump 12‑24% and how is the brand reviving its 1994 strategy?
Yeah, M-A-N. Like a lion's mane. You see what we did there? What they did. These baldstocks are less George Costanza or Vin Diesel. Yeti is the pattern hair loss. It affects 50 million men and 30 million women in America. But there have been zero, count it, zero, newly approved drugs in the last 40 years to treat it. Jack, it's always been rogain, new and improved rogain, and generic version of rogain. Just for men, that's not for growing hair, that's for changing the color of hair. Just for oh, you're You're just limiting your market share, guys. That's why your uncle just flew to Turkey for an experimental treatment the FDA won't approve. But the era of hair loss innovation, it is flowing again, baby. Sorry, Ozempic.
Hair loss is the new weight loss. And baldness has never seen more growth. Call it the Jason Statham surge. Because there is nothing sexier these days than investing in bald. Daddy's
Let's tell our three stories. Fifteen years before this song, two boys from the northeast met in the dorm. They had an idea that caused a cultural storm. It's the best one yet, but the best is a norm. Jack, Nick, that's it. I don't even think they need to practice.
What’s driving the surge in “baldness stocks” like $MANE and why are they hot right now?
50%, that's a fat tip. T-Boy City on your at list. If you know, you know, cause we read to go. We can't wait no more, so just start the show. Start the show. Start the show.
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For our first story, today
is day number one of John Turnus, the new CEO of Apple, the Turnus era. His job? Launch the iPhone fold next week and make AirPods with cameras in them without creeping out everyone around. No big deal. Good luck, guys. Oh yeti's the captain of Cooper Tina of the Sensei of Supply Chains. The Aina Garden of Apple's Pie. We're talking Timmy Cook, the operator who grew Apple stock by 24-fold in the last 15 years. Let this man cook. Because $10,000 invested the day Tim Cook took over Apple in 2011 is worth a quarter million dollars today. 24-fold gains. Wow. That CEO, handpicked by Steve Jobs, has now retired from his day-to-day work at Apple after 15 years. Starting today, Tim Cook is the chairman of Apple. So Apple's got a new CEO.
His name is John Turnus. Now, Tim Cook, he was an operations guy, wasn't he, Jack? He didn't launch products. He profitized the existing ones.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:15
2
Who is Apple’s new CEO and what’s the story behind the literal “iFold” launch?
1:15–1:39
3
Why did Gap’s stock jump 12‑24% and how is the brand reviving its 1994 strategy?
1:39–2:40
4
What’s driving the surge in “baldness stocks” like $MANE and why are they hot right now?
2:40–8:17
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How will Apple’s first‑week plans for the iPhone Fold shape its hardware roadmap?
8:17–19:17
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What lessons does the Gap’s 1994‑inspired revival offer for brand nostalgia and innovation?
19:17–19:55
Speakers
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