Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: How did Eddie and Morgan first meet in Wichita?
I had done some on-air stuff, but not working with a syndicated show or a morning show of any capacity.
But were you on-air over there?
I did some on-air, yeah. And I did some on-air for Nashville, too.
From Wichita?
No, for when I was in Nashville in those 10 months.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I did some weekend shows. Really? Yeah, I was just dabbling. It was a lot of dabbling. I never had my own full shifts. It wasn't until... I think at one point on Channel in Wichita, I had some weekend shifts that I did on my own. And I did some stuff with, if you remember, Tight Pants.
Of course, DJ Tight Pants.
Yeah, I did some stuff on his show. How can I forget DJ Tight Pants? We saw him, which was crazy.
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Chapter 3: What memorable experiences did they have in Las Vegas?
Like what the crap? Like we gave you a place to stay in the middle of night. You just leave.
Did he have a good explanation?
No, you know, he's a man of few words.
He was probably just like, I had to get out of there.
He's like, I had to get home.
That's so funny. Do you ever think about how much things are different now compared to that story you just told? And you even then when I met you guys and you were playing at the Orpheum in Wichita and that was a show that you guys put on and that was a different time to like fast forward all those years to right now.
Yeah. We're all just older and like, yeah, like that's never going to happen again. Yeah.
Right.
And even if we wanted to say like we want to all like go out like because we go to Vegas every year. We go to Austin every year as a group like you, me, Lunchbox, Amy, everyone. Right. We have our chances to go and let's go. Let's like let's go out on the town and like party it up. We have our chances every year. Do we ever do it?
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Chapter 4: What listener questions do Eddie and Morgan answer?
We're talking about very specific things.
Yeah. Topics.
Whereas like humans natural life just have a lot to say about everything.
Yeah.
So we had a lot of other topics that maybe wouldn't have made the show or whatever that are just stupid.
Yeah, they're not entertaining, but like, yeah.
They're important to us. Sure. And so we were talking about those things and it was fun. I love when we do that stuff.
I do too.
But I get it. I mean, when we're in real life, especially for most of you guys who have kids, like getting away to go and do something.
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Chapter 5: How does Eddie manage his BBQ plans for the holiday weekend?
So we didn't sleep. We went straight from party to airport.
That's a smart move, though, because then you're not missing your flight.
Yeah, but we were still so drunk. And remember, we were wrestling in the airport.
No.
Yeah, me and Ray were wrestling in the airport.
So your guys' after party was at the airport.
And a security guard came up and was like, you guys got to stop or you're not flying home. Like, okay, yes, sir.
Why were you guys wrestling?
I don't know. I have no idea. Like, no idea why we're wrestling. And my wife was so embarrassed. Like, stop it. Stop it. And then Bay was so embarrassed. Like, stop it. Both of y'all just stop it.
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Chapter 6: What are the updates on Eddie's dog, Coachella?
I mean, Morgan, we drank so much. I remember vodka sodas like nobody's business. And then they would do shots. Cause I was like, Hey, we're all going to do a shot. Okay. Hey, Hey, Hey, this look, it's our, it's a, what's his name? Uh, no teeth. Keith's here. We're taking a shot. All right. Shot with no teeth. Keith. Hey, my dad wants to do a shot. Okay. Nice shot. Like it was like that all night.
I don't even think you can do that at weddings anymore. Unless you have like insane liability insurance.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't. Cause most weddings don't allow shots. I've learned this.
Oh, we were doing them. We were drinking normal drinks and shots in between every normal drink. It was crazy. And I remember too, I remember too, I got a charge from my Uber on the way to the airport that it was like a cleaning charge. I was like, this is stupid. Like, why would this? And this is like Sunday, the next Sunday night.
I'm looking at my phone, you know, I'm already like bad hangover next day, whatever. Like, let's put in pieces together. Why did I get charged like 50 bucks for a cleaning fee? That's stupid. And then I read it and it's got a note. It says ketchup all over the backseat. I'm like, there was no ketchup. Like, this is so stupid. My wife looked at my suit, you know, and all in the pants was ketchup.
Where did you even get ketchup from?
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Chapter 7: How does Morgan's pet health situation evolve?
Apparently we got Whataburger on the way to the airport.
Okay.
And I'd sat on ketchup packets and they were all over my pants. Okay, maybe I did.
That poor Uber driver hated you.
Oh, for sure he hated me. Yes.
The fact you were only charged $50 was actually lucky. I think now you get $300 charged for like a cleanup fee. Really? Oh, yeah. Dang. Oh, don't ever throw up in an Uber. I have never.
I've never done that. You throw it up?
My friend has. And I was with her. So it happened to her before. And then it happened to her when she was with me. She really needed to go. We were on a highway. And I took her jacket. I was like, you're vomiting in the jacket because I promise you, you'll think of me tomorrow. So I just took her nice jacket. It was a fur jacket. And she just vomits in it.
And I'm like, I know you hate me right now.
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Chapter 8: What insights do they share about travel baseball?
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So my first ever Vegas experience was with 50 other girls.
Wow.
Our sorority, senior class. That's where we went.
Did you know every one of 50?
Yeah, we all lived in the house together. Dang. So you're, I mean, there's some you're closer to, some you're just, you know, light friends with, if you will. But you know them all.
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