MON PT 1: Bobby Almost Pooped His Pants + Bobby Settles A Show Money Fight + Finish The Slogan Game
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What crazy story does Bobby share about almost pooping his pants at the eye doctor?
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All right, court is in session. Music.
This is the Bobby Bones Show Court. Lunchbox? Yes, Your Honor. I have a court case, and I am the plaintiff, and the man sitting to my left, Eddie, will be the defendant. Me?
What? Oh, do you not know you're in this? No. What are
we talking about? Okay. Eddie, you're the defendant. I guess I'm okay. Yes, Your Honor. So there was this guy. His name is Eddie, and he said, hey, let's play golf. And there was a nice golf course, and I had to make a reservation. He told me the day, the time he could do it. I booked the reservation online, and it was pay on receipt. Like right when you book the tee time, you got to pay. So I paid $120. And boom, we're set. 19 hours before the tee time, I get a text from Eddie. Hey, man, not going to be able to make it tomorrow. Sorry about that. I call the clubhouse, and they say, we have a 24-hour window you can cancel. If it's after 24 hours, you have to pay for the tea time. So Eddie did not give me enough time to cancel, so I was charged the $60.
Your Honor, I am asking you to rule in my favor that Eddie, the man sitting to my left, owes me $60 because he canceled on me.
Man, I have a gavel, too. Oh, wow. You do? Wow. I should have courted in session when it started, but the court is still in session. And what are you hitting on there? I don't know, man. Slut board? Slut board. This seems like an open and shut case. I'll go to the defendant. Is this America? Because in
America, we get to speak in our defense. Go ahead. Your Honor, I understand what the plaintiff is saying. I do. But let me tell you that it would have been way worse if I would have gone to play golf with him because I had found out minutes before I made that phone call that I had COVID. So I had no reason but to cancel this golf appointment because I didn't want to give him COVID or anyone else on that golf course COVID. So he could have easily told the golf course people that my friend had to cancel because he has COVID and they would have refunded him the money.
You don't know that for sure.
I mean, but you would think if there's a...
Thank you, Amy. If that were the case, I would just always call. Did you
call a witness? Amy's my attorney.
Well,
do you have a
doctor's note?
I could probably get one. A positive test? It's probably too late now. Well, no, we can try it, and then he can send it to the golf course. Did you know that a 24-hour cancellation was needed? No idea. I didn't even know that he paid that in advance. Oh, wow, wow, wow. Usually, Your Honor, the customary... The way you do that with golf is you pay when you get there. You set the tee time up, and then you pay when you arrive to the golf course. Correct, but
you had extra time that day, and you said, let's go to one of the nicer courses. It's a little bit outside of town, not just the regular Muni that's right down the road that you can cancel anytime. You only have to show up, and they don't charge you. You picked this course and said, let's go play there, and that is why we were playing there.
Is that true? Your Honor, that's not why I pissed that off. I didn't pick that course because it was fancier. It was just one that we hadn't played in a while.
Okay, do you both agree that whatever my verdict is, you will live by it and abide by what I say? We do. Oh, man.
How does the courtroom “case” between Lunchbox and Eddie play out and what is at stake?
You brought this to the court, bro. Are you scared now? No, no, no.
Your Honor, I go to court because I trust America. The justice system is perfect in America. Never messes up, so
I know what I'm going to mess up in this court. That's not true. You both agree, though, with what I say that will... Correct! We agree. So is there anything else that you need to say?
Closing arguments? I am just saying he could have even said the day before, hey, I'm starting to not feel good. He could have given me... It's not like he just woke up in that minute. He's like, oh, I got COVID 19 hours before our tea time. I feel like leading into that day, he probably felt bad. That's an assumption. Objection.
Shut up. Closing
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What crazy story does Bobby share about almost pooping his pants at the eye doctor?
0:00–3:49
2
How does the courtroom “case” between Lunchbox and Eddie play out and what is at stake?
3:49–7:27
3
What arguments do the judge and the parties present during the golf‑reservation dispute?
7:27–13:46
4
What is the final verdict and how much does Eddie owe Lunchbox?
13:46–29:10
5
How do the hosts discuss wedding finances, alcohol policies, and budgeting for a future house?
29:10–48:35
Speakers
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