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The Bread Basket Podcast

Draft Of Christmas Gifts That Have Never Been Given, Jake Paul Loses, And Q’s From The Sticks

22 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What unique Christmas gifts have never been given?

0.031 - 6.526 Danny

All right, Epi 9. Episode 9, almost to 10. Zach is wearing a normal hat. I'm doing kind of like a Santa thing today.

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6.546 - 16.268 Zach

Well, you know, I think you wanted to get... Here's the thing with Daniel. Daniel's festive. Daniel's really...

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18.509 - 26.959 Danny

Are you good? Did I do the thing? No, that's because you said, yeah. Because there's a new thing that I was trying and then I did it the other day. You said don't do it on air.

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27.379 - 48.419 Zach

I said don't do it ever again. Oh, ever. I said don't do it ever again. So you don't think it's... Not with me, not with Sarah, not by yourself, especially not when a mic is on. Especially not when a mic is rolling. Especially not when people are going to consume this. Especially when this is... I get it. I get it. I get it.

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49.762 - 54.953 Zach

You do that around the wrong person, you're going to get your jaw broken. Okay. You know? Yeah.

54.973 - 56.015 Danny

Jake Paul got his jaw broken.

56.536 - 73.036 Zach

And honestly, I think it's a wild thing to say. It's a wild thing to say. I know what you're going to say. This... Gives Jake Paul more credibility. Because it shows that these aren't rigged. Right. It's like he went into the ring with an actual champ and he got his jaw broken.

73.156 - 74.939 Danny

And got surgery and went to the hospital.

75.019 - 86.274 Zach

I think that that is like better for his next. Like now we say, hold on. He beat Anderson Silva. And yeah, yeah, I guess retroactively we're looking, but also like when he fights tank, it's like, we're not like, this is a real fight.

Chapter 2: What happened in the Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua fight?

121.335 - 141.198 Danny

And Goliath was better. Yeah. I was listening to something today. It's like when you're smaller, you have to make up for the lack of size in skill. But Goliath also had the skill. It was so, so unfair. Do you think everyone's disappointed in Goliath? Goliath. But here's the thing with Goliath. Goliath.

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141.619 - 157.582 Zach

So it's Goliath. Say it again. Yeah, but he's British. So he's Goliath. Okay. Goliath is... The guy was running around the arena. Fucking Dave. Davey. Who's Davey? Jake was Davey.

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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about Jake Paul's credibility after his loss?

157.602 - 165.642 Zach

Dave Paul. Yeah, Dave Paul. So Dave Paul against Goliath. So Dave Paul was just... Dave Paul was running. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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165.662 - 181.086 Danny

You can't trap this guy. But Goliath could have hunted a little and let his hands go a little more. I think Goliath did a great job. I think people that are going to be like... He broke his jaw. He broke his jaw in the fight. You know how they say that every single time and then they never, ever do it? It's like this guy's going to get murdered in there. He did this time.

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181.066 - 182.709 Zach

I think it was a great fight for both of them.

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182.89 - 188.34 Danny

And it's awesome that Jake, like he wasn't unconscious. I don't even know that he was concussed.

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188.36 - 190.845 Zach

It's going to be a shitty couple months.

190.865 - 193.45 Danny

Today, it's like probably like a hangover times a hundred.

193.551 - 200.164 Zach

Well, it's like, I think, I don't know, but I think when you have jaw surgery, you're like, you're not, he can't eat food.

200.244 - 201.927 Danny

You see, he said he's on liquids.

201.907 - 211.097 Zach

But I think that's like, like imagine not being, you can't open your mouth for the next week. Yeah, it sucks. Like he made 50 M's, but he earned his 50 M's. But worth it.

Chapter 4: What new segment involves searching for a Mike?

288.88 - 299.256 Zach

Both Pauls are sicko, but Paul, I told you this, Nino said cameras off, they cleared, like, because Nino goes to fucking... Yeah, Bradley Barton and Paul just fight for fun off camera, and nobody would have known.

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299.316 - 299.897 Danny

Nobody does now.

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300.738 - 302.762 Zach

I mean, maybe, like, that's something that's coming out or something.

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302.782 - 304.965 Danny

But Paul is also a sicko, dude. Paul fucking broke his jaw, and he was like,

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305.705 - 310.852 Zach

Yeah. Doing that crazy shit. I think Paul was like, just, just like at that point he was blacked out. He didn't know what was going on.

310.952 - 313.175 Danny

Do you think he was concussed from that and just didn't know?

313.335 - 321.746 Zach

I think he was like so tired and like. Yeah. And he was just like punched in the face and a broken jaw. He's like, I don't even know. I don't care. I don't actually care.

321.947 - 326.072 Danny

So he went to, he went on like instinct and that was like, do like the problem trial.

326.092 - 327.013 Zach

Yeah. Yeah.

Chapter 5: What are some fun riddles discussed in the episode?

716.384 - 729.75 Danny

We have to follow our bliss. Yes, for sure. I think he said like Chris Dolo. Hey, it's Chris Dolan. That's an interesting word. Chris Dolan. No, I think his first name is Chris. Chris Dolan.

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730.411 - 738.889 Zach

Or it was maybe Chris Dolan. Chris Dolan. Like Chris Dolan. Hey, it's Chris Dolan. I've never heard Chris Dolan as a first name. Chris Dolan Williams.

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738.869 - 739.29 Danny

Yeah.

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739.911 - 762.224 Zach

Anyways, we got draft of gifts that have never been given on Christmas. The holidays are here, which means it's time to give the gift of smoothness. Whether you're shopping for your partner, your brother, or yourself, we don't judge. Manscaped Performance Package 5.0 Ultra is the ultimate upgrade because nothing says happy holidays like a perfectly groomed package.

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762.324 - 766.851 Danny

That's right, Zach. Nothing says happy holidays like a perfectly groomed set of nuts.

767.303 - 770.468 Zach

Yeah, well, we kind of like to just call it package over here. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

770.488 - 772.13 Danny

Because that's... It's a nut.

772.15 - 775.415 Zach

A set of nuts feels a little bit too... Nutsack? You know, you're like, whoa.

775.456 - 789.497 Danny

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Chapter 6: What Christmas gift ideas are suggested for different personalities?

1535.214 - 1542.408 Danny

Yeah. Foster, do that. That's fucking hurtful. I mean, because you've got to make them. That's so hurtful. Like, Hunter Tyson jerseys probably aren't sold.

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1542.448 - 1552.86 Zach

But they're like, dude, Hunter. We're not going to push. Like, unless your family is pulling up, you're just, it's like, we'll invoice you for $2,000 of the jersey.

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1553.46 - 1557.745 Danny

Yeah, dude, I wonder if that's like politics. Like, oh, fuck, dude, fucking Bruce got a jersey.

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1558.366 - 1559.007 Zach

No, it's not even.

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1559.027 - 1565.494 Danny

And then Strother's like, God, I want a jersey. It's not even like that. I think they're just like. They're making a bunch of money, and they're on the team, and they're just, it's awesome.

1565.474 - 1567.276 Zach

Well, they're just like, they're not deluge.

1567.676 - 1569.839 Danny

They're not deluge. And they don't make money on that.

1570.299 - 1578.829 Zach

And, like, even, like, I doubt there's, like, a Tim Hardaway jersey. Yeah. Because he's, like, going to be here for one year. He's going to leave.

1579.309 - 1588.299 Danny

But it's, like, obviously there were Westbrook jerseys. Yes. Yeah. Because he's, like, a brand guy, you know? That shows how big it is, like, bringing him to a team. I know.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the concept of gifting in general?

3657.371 - 3658.453 Zach

That's a terrible mini mystery.

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3659.334 - 3660.375 Danny

Don't get all cultural.

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3660.515 - 3675.814 Zach

I just don't know. We don't know. We didn't know. That's fine. Maybe people knew that. A man ineffectively tries to keep something alive. He drowns it first, cuts parts of it off, buries it in special dirt, and gives it a more comfortable home. Plant, plant, plant, flowers, plant. But no matter what he does, it still dies. What is he trying to save?

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3676.452 - 3695.366 Zach

A man ineffectively tries to keep something alive. He drowns it first, cuts parts of it off, buries it in special dirt, and gives it a more comfortable home. So you're going plant? I mean, I'm going like, he cuts part of it off, kind of feels like a fucking apple tree or something.

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3695.507 - 3699.071 Danny

Yeah, you go apple tree. I'll go like flowers. He's trying to save a plant.

3699.252 - 3700.033 Zach

I mean, there you go.

3700.053 - 3701.014 Danny

That doesn't feel right.

3701.154 - 3717.696 Zach

That's fine. I mean, it's simple. He's not wrong. Next riddle wins. A woman heads outside and follows an indistinct figure along the street. Later in the day, she walks back along the same street, but now the figure is following her. It's her shadow. Who is the woman?

3717.916 - 3718.457 Danny

Her shadow.

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