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To Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
Right, here we go. Don't f it up.
Ha ha ha!
One of the worst things you can say to us.
Um Hello Buglers.
And welcome. You've already fed it up. The first thing he said was, Don't f this up and you've already fed it
up. Okay. Yeah. Look, I'm
physician, heal thyself.
Before we get into the episode properly, let me explain what the setup is here. We're in a different studio. We are we are in the way of modern podcasting. There's no desk. There's no desk. There's no desk. We're all sitting here with laptops on our laps. I mean, is this progress? There's loads of cameras everywhere, which is not emphatically not why I got into podcasting. Haven't even had my hair done or my my scalp polished. Um So and I'm I'm here with for the second week in a row, Nish Kuma, and for the first week in a row Live in person before we head south of the winter and or summer, uh Tom uh Tom Ballard. Hello, yes. Hello, Eddie. Um You look great. Than thanks. Thanks. Um I mean normally you could say simpler days days on podcasting you could say that and no one would know whether you were pushing or not.
And now people can check for themselves. Sure. And they will never trust you again.
They could tell it takes fly. I can't believe I'm back. Two weeks in a row. Is it because of mass outcry and public demand? No. It's simple scheduling. I was the only person available and free on a Monday afternoon. They that's what they always say about me, Britain's most available comedian. Do you need someone to fill in at the last minute on your satirical podcast? You need Mish. We're also recording three Does no one
else want to work with Tom Ballard? Get me some nibs.
Amazing the number of people who weren't available this week.
We're also the reason that there's no desk is we're actually recording at the studios of the production company Plosive that do two things. Well, they do one thing more than the other thing. But one of the two things they do is make off menu. Yes. And so the off menu podcast, a podcast hosted by Ed Gamble and James A. Custer, where people talk about their favourite fing dinners. Yeah.
Good plug. Give it they need the shout outs. I believe
in the words of myself, an exercise in white male privilege. Um, is uh it records in here. They don't need desks, Andy. No. They don't need desks to remember dinners they've eaten. No. Also the other thing that they do is promote my tours. Uh they do lots of things, but the two things that have interested me are they make off menu and they promote my tours. So for the first fing time, we're actually recording in a bugle that has an enormous poster of me.
Yeah. There Nish, there's always a post review inside my heart. That's the important thing you need to know.
That's really tough for.
Yeah, there's a there's a court case relating to that in the surgery. Um
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Um so when I did off menu in this very room, I had a slight issue that's the t talking about the my favourite foods led to extremely audible stomach rumbling throughout the podcast.
And I will say it is a testament to the quality of the equipment that we have been provided within the studio that they are able to provide at Plosiv, please consider them for your podcasting needs. That you can hear that on the podcast. It's discussed on the episode.
Are you saying so this is literally the off menu room room? It's very
room. Yeah, I got an immediate text from Acaster. We just had Dalton on, his stomach kept rumbling every time.
I said that tracks. Yeah, that did that definitely track. That must have been so tough. You'd hate to look silly on a podcast.
Uh, getting back to the start of the show, issue four thousand three hundred and ninety-one of the Bugle, Audio Newspaper for a Visual World, uh with me, Andy Zoltzman. This week in up to six dimensions.
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